💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Piggle Rick said:
Unless I missed it, we didn’t clock this retarded xeet from last week. The sheer arrogance of this buffoon is amazing.

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This dude can't even keep his stories or political positions straight from hour to hour and he thinks he could fake a persona he doesn't believe long enough to get rich and develop media empires of true believers?

Who would be the audience for a Ben Shapiro that doesn't believe what he's saying? The conceit of the Colbert Report was that the character did even as everyone understood the actor did not, the joke was revealed to you. The entire purpose of a public commentator is that people want to hear their point of view, who (looking for serious content) would want to listen to a dishonest incoherent point of view? This only works for those who condemn their "old" side like the Lincoln Project faggots or whatever because their new fanbase is made up of idiots who don't care that they're dishonest. We can pretty clearly see that Rick is not capable of doing this to where people would pay for it because it's been his whole schtick as a "conservative" for years and he only has debts to show from it.

But Pat's not done being retarded, he goes further to say that they don't really believe it either, they just have corrupt enough souls (which he doesn't believe exists) to pretend to believe it. Thus confirming what all patposters already know about this obese man, that he engages in little more than constant projection and kidnapping Negro children to turn them into pepperoni.
 
per onaboards. (my previous post with the celebrity text messages also came from a pest; i don't text patrick nor know his number. i neglected to disclose that because i was having trouble posting and my drafted reply must have changed by the time the farms started working for me again that i didn't notice it wasn't mentioned, and i apologize.)

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4 days until the Passion of the Fat.
 
Maybe three of you will care about this because the sliver of my following here for atalker related shit is dwarfed by the faction who even know I write sci-fi books but...

My frivolous lawsuit was an inflection point. There's before I owed tens of thousands in debt to Quasi, and after.
 
Car enthusiast pat is one of the most confounding ones to me. For serious car enthusiasts, there's generally two camps: the first, which usually drive more modern cars, that tend to modify their cars for personalisation or performance. They might be a little rough around the edges, but they often have either something eye-catching and crazy, or are pretty damn quick on the streets or the track.
The other camp is usually older fellas who have some classic car and treat it like their own baby. Everything is meticulously maintained, pristine condition and kept safe in a garage. These people will tend not to drive their car very much, just to shows and special events, to keep the odometer low.

Rick, on the other hand, falls into neither of these camps. The rustang is stock as a rock, with not even a hint of aftermarket performance or style to it. There isn't a snowballs chance in hell that it's been on a track, drag strip, or even a general meet and cruise. And as much as fatty will say "it's a classic", he sure doesn't treat it like one. No garage, 2 accidents and driving it as your daily? That's no way to treat a piece of automotive history like he claims it is.

So where does that leave our porcine Patrick? It puts him smack in the middle of poser territory. Most akin to the teenager that thinks the family Honda Accord they'd been given is some kinda incredible "FULLY HECTIC JDM LEGEND BRO!". He's not serious about his car, and he never will. He wants to seem like an enthusiast because he thinks it's manly, cool or whatever, but has no genuine idea what the car scene is even like.
 
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this post perfectly encapsulates why i never want Fat Rick to cease being a lolcow. God, i just love how he goes full retard in blanket replies. imagine if Elon actually read this faggot's tweets one day.
 
I'mThePatMan! said:
Pat will be happy to discover Elon will allow Xeet to be more inclusive, so every group can find their voice without being silenced by their oppressors.
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Just as the walls start really closing in on him regarding the lawsuit, Elon wastes no time in making sure that the marginalized voices of his toilet, his liver and his varsity athlete brother cannot be silenced on Twitter, the only place Fat truly cares about. He's being subjected to non-stop buck breaking on multiple fronts simultaneously. You love to see it.
 
Next Task said:
Jesus, he has the noodlehead 'no cap fr fr' haircut. At his age. What a douche.
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With the short, grey hair on the sides of his head too! There is the salt and pepper look that many men can pull off quite well, but he dyed right over it which makes the top of his head a jarring contrast to the sides. Did this idiot just dip the top of his head into freshly laid tar? It is bringing out the alcohol bloat in his face quite nicely.

He may look (slightly) less fat in the photo compared to others because of the angle, but he’s never looked worse and more pathetic. Sorry dude, you’re a forty-year-old nobody with nothing to show for it but tens of thousands of dollars worth of retard debt. Enjoy jail.
 
I'm getting absolutely no work done on the 24th, I'll just be on my phone refreshing this thread and Twitter for court updates all day.
 
What’s the betting Fat disappears and then reappears on a YouTube channel about fentanyl addicts in LA or something?

I am sure he will still manage to be fat and will be toothless from the drugs and childing other hobos.
 
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I confess I have this. I use it as an EDC because having the fork and spoon kit means under local law I have a reason to carry.

The spoon does occasionally come in handy, not for feeding people their teeth though.
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I can imagine someone trying to see how far they could fuck around with this.

”Sir, is that a fucking gravity knife in your pocket?”
”Yes officer child, but it is a part of my utensil Kit. You never know when you need to slice up some pepperoni. Never approach me again”
”Very good sir. You are definitely not fat nor failed author. I will go enjoy prison now.”

Except it’s a lie. He is fat.
 
FinnSven said:
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I confess I have this. I use it as an EDC because having the fork and spoon kit means under local law I have a reason to carry.

The spoon does occasionally come in handy, not for feeding people their teeth though.
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Since we're making embarrassing equipment confessions, I too have one of those gadgets in my fishing tackle box, along with a mini stove so I can warm up a can of chili or something while I'm sitting waiting for a bite, it's dumb, but I saw it in an outdoor supply store when we were camping one year and I ended up buying a couple.
Maude Snew said:
Rick's channel will just be called Mister O'Beast.
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Knowing the type of freaks and perverts Mr Beast hangs around with, pedos like Finster (or however the fuck that troon faggot spells it) Chris Tyson and that Goon Clown Creep, and after the gay sauna revelations, Fatrick might fit right in with that crew of degenerates.
He can teach them his pepperoni recipe.
 
Pat replying to a Matthew Berdyck post 9 days later to tell him to go fuck himself.
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Matthew Berdyck is a crazy lolcow with a stillborn thread on KF without much data. But you can find a lot of info on this YT playlist since one of his targets is a videographer. He basically brazenly threatens people with anything from sending pizzas to their home to breaking their skull with a drywall knife.

The guy from youtube who made the "Social Media Monster" documentary about Matthew has been his target for over a decade. Unlike Pat he regrets engaging with a troll.

They both were flown to LA to meet on Dr Phil, but it was cancelled because Berdyck allegedly sperged out violently at crew members.

Why does Pat want this lunatic to come after him? (Rhetorical questions, we all know why)
 
Procrastinhater said:
Since we're making embarrassing equipment confessions, I too have one of those gadgets in my fishing tackle box, along with a mini stove so I can warm up a can of chili or something while I'm sitting waiting for a bite, it's dumb, but I saw it in an outdoor supply store when we were camping one year and I ended up buying a couple.
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Well sometimes I eat on the train and this beats plastic or wooden disposable cutlery. More environmentally friendly too.

If Fatrick carried one of these and then got into one of the hundreds of bar fights he claims too, it would be taken off him and they would use it to tap him on his fat head.
 
FinnSven said:
Yeah I have always been puzzled by that.

What is he saying?
That he will knock your teeth out then scoop them up with a spoon and make you eat them?

Off topic slightly but a friend of mine at school used to tell people he would “beat the shit into them”.

After a while we had to explain to him that it’s “beating the shit out of them”, as it implies that you either beat them so badly they loose bowel control.
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It does seem to be a common feature among cows to try putting their own 'spin' on a stock phrase and end up making it sound clunky and nonsensical. Pat's (former?) white knight Shane Nokes had "shitting the bed with stupid" as one of his verbal tics IIRC.
 
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It does seem to be a common feature among cows to try putting their own 'spin' on a stock phrase and end up making it sound clunky and nonsensical. Pat's (former?) white knight Shane Nokes had "shitting the bed with stupid" as one of his verbal tics IIRC.
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So Fatrick spoons up teeth while Shane hangs out with dumb people and soils the sleeping area communally with them?

That’s just reminded me of an old Lycos chat thing, they actually had a list of “witty” comebacks which were witty in the sense of fucking stupid.

Two standouts were “You put as much thought into that as a baby does when it fills it’s nappy” and “You move the goalposts more than they do at Wembley Stadium”.
The baby one was just dumb, but the Wembley one was so devoid of clue.
The goalposts basically never get moved at Wembley, it being primarily a soccer pitch.
It’s not like some games are played with the goal on the halfway line.
 
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