Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Ultrapenguin]

You know we all dream about Cynthia making the Wogglebug breathe fire but if she ever did it would be extremely underwhelming even if she gave him uzis. Therefore I would like to point out that the Oz books once again prove their superiority to Genoma by having a character who does something cooler.

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Everyone, meet the Woozy. He's a nice guy who like to eat honeybees, enjoys peace, is a good friend and FIRES FLAMING LASERS FROM HIS EYES WHEN HE GETS MAD.

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It just shows how bad Cynthia's tastes are. She could've chosen someone like the Woozy to be in her books but instead she went for the Jar Jar Binks of the Oz books. Absolutely shameful.

But how will that strange cubic dog act as a surrogate father/husband figure? Plus I don't think that any creature who eats honeybees could be too nice, that's just ecologically unfriendly behavior.

If she did make a Wogglebug action figure though that could breath fire and maybe had 4 interchangeable arms that all held different tools of destruction so that the wogglebug could rampage through lego cities and whatnot, people could take and post pictures on their instagram, that would sell pretty well I bet (keep the button you press that makes him talk. Same voice line too, that works).
The Wogglebug only needs to be adopted by a visionary who appreciates his true potential.

 

[Coelacanth]

I'm suddenly actually intrigued about reading illustrated Oz books..

Do it! The illustrations are the highlights of the books, they're all really well done even in the later entries that were written after Baum's death. Take the Oz pill - even if the stories aren't that great as they go on it's fun to just see how bonkers characters and places can be!

Spoiler: Some Highlights - Spoilered to Prevent Derailing the Thread

• The first book includes a philosophical debate between the Tin Woodman and the Scarecrow on the value of intellect and emotions.
• Speaking of which Tin Woodman is literally Doomguy.
• Also his original limbs he had as a human were eventually put together with another man's body parts to create an entirely new person with the Witch of the East's Meat Glue.
• The Scarecrow has a body count.
• The Wizard actually lobotomizes a cat because it is too rude to everyone.
• An army of women take over the Emerald City and are basically Baum taking the piss out of extremist Suffragettes.
• The aforementioned Woozy.
• One character is put on trial and almost sentenced to death for picking a six leaf clover which is VERY illegal in Oz.
• And quite surprisingly Ozma, the ruler of Oz, was disguised as a boy and then turned back into a girl after the first book and somehow troons haven't latched onto the series because of it.

But how will that strange cubic dog act as a surrogate father/husband figure? Plus I don't think that any creature who eats honeybees could be too nice, that's just ecologically unfriendly behavior.

You got me on the father/husband thing. Idk how that would work at all (and in fact I don't think I want to). The bees however are from Oz, which has more than bees to keep the ecosystem alive so he gets a free pass from me on that.

If she did make a Wogglebug action figure though that could breath fire and maybe had 4 interchangeable arms that all held different tools of destruction so that the wogglebug could rampage through lego cities and whatnot, people could take and post pictures on their instagram, that would sell pretty well I bet

If it were articulate I'd totally make a stop motion animation where the Wogglebug does that and maybe have him go up against one of my Gigan figurines. That would be awesome.

 

[Trombonista]

Since we're currently not getting any Wogglebug updates, who wants more Teamy and Clammy?

 

[Juan Números]

Woggle-Vlog 105 - Frogman Plushie​

Once again, Cherie is firing on all cylinders: hot on her peak of 4 preorders for the Wogglebug action figures, she decides to go ahead on a Frogman pluishie.

Spoiler: as in the description

And remember to include in the note that the Frogman is NOT gay.

Big fat X to doubt on my side.

As for the "I've received so far about 4 preorders for the wogglebug action figure, it will come along, I promise and I encourage people to place more orders", how many is enough ?
Once again, I cannot see much avenues (even the most chinesum) where less than 15$ is worth it to you at less than 10 figures per order.

 

[Yaks]

Leave "Frogman is NOT gay" in the comments for an extra $10 off!

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

my Gigan figurines.

Ah, a person of refined taste.

 

[Trombonista]

Great, now a bunch of weens are gonna buy Woggle and Frogman plushies just to make them kiss.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Great, now a bunch of weens are gonna buy Woggle and Frogman plushies just to make them kiss.

Pretty easy to open a seam and stick a magnet under each plushy's mouth area, to make them into a set of kissing dolls.

This is a time-honored craft, and Hallmark sells magnetic "kissing bears" every few years.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

This is a time-honored creepy craft

 

[Cryptosporidium 136]

I read this whole thread over the last little while and wow. Does she know about the new site?

I’m surprised no one else has posted the “Ogtha” story from reddit. If anything, Woggie should marry her instead of the beetle baby.

Spoiler: TIFU by admitting to my girlfriend that I pretend she is a giant cockroach when we have sex.

Ever since I was a teenager I have had very intense fantasies about having sex with a giant roach.

It started in 9th or 10th grade when we read The Metamorphisis by Franz Kafka. As I started to think more and more about the roach creature that the character had become, I started to imagine what it would be like if a woman turned into the roach instead. I found this idea very arousing. I would not be repulsed or frightened of her, as the characters in the story are. I would take care of her. Then my thoughts started to get sexual with the character.

Eventually I sort of dropped the bit about her having been a human woman first, and I kind of imagined this fictionalized roach species. They are giant roaches, the size of a person, and have complete intelligence. I kind of over time conjured up an "imaginary friend" of sorts. She was one of these roaches and her name was Ogtha. I would fantasize about her often. Whenever I masturbated I'd be imagining elaborate scenarios of me and Ogtha making love.

When I started to have actual sex, I found I could not, uh...perform, if I wasn't thinking of Ogtha. So basically now, anytime I have sex with a woman, I am pretending that she is actually Ogtha. Not just think about Ogtha, I concentrate intently to visualize that I actually am doing Ogtha. I don't want to think about the girl at all. There is only Ogtha.

Of course this sex can never be as exciting as my fully imaginary sessions with Ogtha, there are things that her multiple appendages and antennae allow for that a human woman can never match.

So anyways, I've been in a relationship with my girlfriend for about a year. 3 or 4 times I have tried to have sex with her and not pretend she is Ogtha, but I just can't do it. So essentially every time we have sex I am imagining she is Ogtha.

I finally confided this to her the other day, and I was blown away by her reaction. I thought she might take it a bit badly at first but that she'd get used to it. No. I have never seen such a look of disgust before. Outraged is not an understatement. She is not even returning my texts now.

I am afraid she is actually going to break up with me and also that is going to tell people about Ogtha. I don't know how I will face anyone. This is going to sound silly but I also feel guilty about feeling shame, as if Ogtha will be saddened by this, even though I "know" she is imaginary. I just don't know what to do at this point.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I read this whole thread over the last little while and wow. Does she know about the new site?

She found us on TOR, I'm sure she can find us on .pl.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

Great, now a bunch of weens are gonna buy Woggle and Frogman plushies just to make them kiss.

We can only hope

 

[Coelacanth]

I'm going to provide some brain bleach from the Reddit Roach Porn story in the form of some fun Woggletrivia! We all like to joke about the Wogglebug being a little too close to his "friends", but did you know the Wogglebug canonically doesn't give a shit about consent and force teens to do drugs? It's true! In The Magical Land of Oz he invents some tablets and tries to make his students to eat them instead of food. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

 

[Juan Números]

Woggle-Vlog 106: Orders for Stickers​

So, who's got an handful of stickers to unload ? That's the person dumb enough to associate with the Wogglebug franchise, (no shit Sherlock)

Again, it looks like that each video pains you to make. Why not make announcements without ? There must be a way to put the spotlight on the actual "goods".

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

I title this piece of trash 'WoggleMuse'

 

[LoverofPi]

And quite surprisingly Ozma, the ruler of Oz, was disguised as a boy and then turned back into a girl after the first book and somehow troons haven't latched onto the series because of it.

Because Ozma was born female, magically turned into a small boy, then transformed back. She's the wrong message, you see.
What more surprising is that even during the "friends of Dorothy" era nothing much was ever made of her and Ozma's special friendship.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Because Ozma was born female, magically turned into a small boy, then transformed back. She's the wrong message, you see.
What more surprising is that even during the "friends of Dorothy" era nothing much was ever made of her and Ozma's special friendship.

Every era is a Friend of Dorothy era!

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Because Ozma was born female, magically turned into a small boy, then transformed back. She's the wrong message, you see.
What more surprising is that even during the "friends of Dorothy" era nothing much was ever made of her and Ozma's special friendship.

Ozma, confirmed first detransitioner in literature.

 

[Coelacanth]

Because Ozma was born female, magically turned into a small boy, then transformed back. She's the wrong message, you see.
What more surprising is that even during the "friends of Dorothy" era nothing much was ever made of her and Ozma's special friendship.

Ozma, confirmed first detransitioner in literature.

Actually it's technically a transition her slave owner, Mombi the Witch (not the one from Return to Oz), forced upon her as a baby. So she's also one of the first confirmed "forced to transition due to shitty parent/guardian cruelty" characters too.

I think through all of this the most fascinating thing is just how deep Cynthia's hatred of Oz lore goes. I was rewatching the podcast episode where she shit on Oz characters for being big meanies to her perfect, poor little Woggy and something that caught my attention was she mentioned how much of a fan of the Tin Woodman she was before being Woggpilled. It makes me wonder what the fuck happened to her to make her hate him so much? What changed?

 

[LoverofPi]

Every era is a Friend of Dorothy era!

The era in which that was the common euphemism. You know what I meant.

Actually it's technically a transition her slave owner, Mombi the Witch (not the one from Return to Oz), forced upon her as a baby. So she's also one of the first confirmed "forced to transition due to shitty parent/guardian cruelty" characters too.

For some added context it was so the wicked witches could take over Oz without her power interfering since despite being a baby at the time she is also according to later lore an ageless faerie being who created Oz in the first place. I don't remember if it's ever explained why she was reverted to babyhood at the time, or if that's just another of the several plot holes Baum introduced as he went along.