Ava Chris Tyson / Christopher Stephen Tyson / “Christine Tyson” / “Chris The Meme God” - MrBeast’s litigious troon sidekick & divorcé. Lolicon-loving narcissistic queer

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One last thing: I may be the first here to say that those aren't toddler shoes. The back of the heel with the toe on floor, you can see a slight shadow. The imaginary outline of the foot in the air also lends to this hypothesis. If the foot actually fit into that shoe, his foot would be gigantic compared to the hands.
You have no idea how much of a relief that is for me. Thank you for restoring a small shred of my sanity!
 
Edging is basically a prolonged denial of orgasm. And gooning is when you take that to an extreme, often going on for hours, and to the point that even the slightest touch can make someone coom at an unimaginable intensity. We already know that chronic masturbation alters the mind. Imagine what levels of depravity gooning would take someone to.
I first heard of the term thorugh comedian Jim Norton. A man who has an open predilection to Troons.

Something about fatherhood where you're ultimately tested as a man and you either stand up or fold. The best a child of a folding man could hope for is one who walks away. Being the child of one who folds into a Troon is the chaos ending. Glad Felix stood up. #BjörnStrong #FreeTucker

I still maintain that man sold his soul to the devil, he's trying to do as much public good as possible in the hopes heaven takes pity on him
I unironically believe that too. Ian is atoning now and very publicly given his humble beginnings on the platform.

they like to start them young
What a sweet cherry pick.


Guys! Bright side...

We are on the verge of a hundo page banger!
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SunnyV2 is a patron saint!
 
I just realized something - in the latest Mr Beast video Kiwi commentary, someone pointed out that Chris was in his own room and laughed that no one wanted to room with him. However, we know that Finnster and that other troon went on the trip with him.
Maybe he wanted his own room for "special activities" between them?
It occurs to me that if there was a female member of the beast crew, people would assume she was the team bicycle even if she were caste as Saint Catherine.
No one assumes that about "girl Kris". Instead even the normies think he's doing weird sex shit with strangers.
 
I may be late on this because its 3 months old, but I just realised that on the Beast React Channel, Chris has some thumbnails of him doing the soyface or whatever its called. I took the liberty of cropping that out. Also hes wearing some anime looking jacket that says "Star Guardians" in the videos, I looked it up seems like some league of legends fanfiction thing where the league of legends characters are all anime girls in school? Chandler has Christian shirt as always.
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It occurs to me that if there was a female member of the beast crew, people would assume she was the team bicycle even if she were caste as Saint Catherine.
What is a team bicycle? Is it like a token bisexual?
 
What is a team bicycle? Is it like a token bisexual?
It's an idea that any woman who spends time around men is fucking them. In this case, if there was a hypothetical woman who did all the same things that "Kris" is doing right now, the comments would be full of people talking about how she's "obviously" fucking all the other members of the group (even if she wasn't).
In Chris' case, no one thinks that. Everyone knows his friends find him repulsive.
 
New MrBeast video; his version of the Olympics:

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Track:
Didn't see him except possibly during a drone shot of the entire field.

Gymnastics:
He looks like a guy with terrible fashion sense and a ponytail because he is one.
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Testosterone vs. Estrogen:
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If only you knew how bad things really are:
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Archery:
Jimmy said:
Welcome, boys and one girl.
Chris is not the girl:
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Chris compared to an actual woman:
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Fencing:
WTF is up with his overalls? He's the only one of the "refs" wearing them.
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Jimmy covered him up with a QR code during the sponsor segment:
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Soccer:
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Unrelated to Chris, Mr. Beast is way overusing CGI.
 
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He needs to mix in some of his anobolic steroids into Chris' estrogen.
WTF is up with his overalls? He's the only one of the "refs" wearing them.
He needs some clothing to explicitly signal he is now a woman because wearing booty shorts wouldn't be enough, it would just look like he is trying to be a Rhodesian.
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I'm surprised he isn't out there in the amazon skirts he bought, I wonder what clothing guidelines were placed on him for the Mr Beast videos. You know behind the scenes there has to have been some special guidelines for him.
 
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WTF is up with his overalls? He's the only one of the "refs" wearing them.
The third pic especially, why the fuck is he wearing them with one strap down? It doesn't make him look UwU cutesy and girly, like he wants it to. He looks like an adult retard, because he is one.

JFC why can't troons get a stylist to actually help them dress like a woman. He even fails to look like a prepubescent girl, which is a look many troons seem to covet.
 
The third pic especially, why the fuck is he wearing them with one strap down? It doesn't make him look UwU cutesy and girly, like he wants it to. He looks like an adult retard, because he is one.

JFC why can't troons get a stylist to actually help them dress like a woman. He even fails to look like a prepubescent girl, which is a look many troons seem to covet.
Because that would require him to listen to a woman which might aggravate some self awareness his gender dysphoria.
 
New MrBeast video; his version of the Olympics:
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Track:
Didn't see him except possibly during a drone shot of the entire field.

Gymnastics:
He looks like a guy with terrible fashion sense and a ponytail because he is one.
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Testosterone vs. Estrogen:
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If only you knew how bad things really are:
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Archery:

Chris is not the girl:
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Chris compared to an actual woman:
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Fencing:
WTF is up with his overalls? He's the only one of the "refs" wearing them.
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Jimmy covered him up with a QR code during the sponsor segment:
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Soccer:
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Unrelated to Chris, Mr. Beast is way overusing CGI.
How many months has it been?Chris still doesn't even look remotely passing at all.(and never will.)
 
He moved around today.
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I hate this A
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Big Ol' woman eyes A
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Different pooner deliberately being coy A
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Something about him liking this Tweet A, I don't like it.
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Just for a look'see at his 134 following outside *checks notes* minecraft streamers and twitch people:

Purple for Twitch/ YT/ Gaming, Blue for Mr.Beast, Green note if they are associated with Minecraft *as far as I know.
You know what the rest are.
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Over 100 Troon follows, 31 “other”

To wrap up. his new pfp
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Thats a very cute snoopy but something about this picture really disturbs me. She looks incredibly young and depressed, it makes me feel kinda bad for her.
"Do you want to wear the blue dress or the red dress for mommy, son?" :evil:

Also, Opera GX was troonguarding in the comments. (Reminder Opera GX is a browser marketted for trannies to trannies)
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