Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[FinnSven]

It does seem to be a common feature among cows to try putting their own 'spin' on a stock phrase and end up making it sound clunky and nonsensical. Pat's (former?) white knight Shane Nokes had "shitting the bed with stupid" as one of his verbal tics IIRC.

So Fatrick spoons up teeth while Shane hangs out with dumb people and soils the sleeping area communally with them?

That’s just reminded me of an old Lycos chat thing, they actually had a list of “witty” comebacks which were witty in the sense of fucking stupid.

Two standouts were “You put as much thought into that as a baby does when it fills it’s nappy” and “You move the goalposts more than they do at Wembley Stadium”.
The baby one was just dumb, but the Wembley one was so devoid of clue.
The goalposts basically never get moved at Wembley, it being primarily a soccer pitch.
It’s not like some games are played with the goal on the halfway line.

 

[break these cuffs]

In a rather hilarious turn of events I think the posters of this thread might appreciate Matthew Vickers, Ethan Ralph orbiter and grandfather to Ralph's son Xander, filed a lolsuit in where he names Ethan Ralph and Does 1-50 as the defendants. He alleges that they called him a fat clout chasing retard so many times on twitter that he has developed nerve pain along with other unspecified physical and psychological damages resulting in permanently disability. He is suing for the rent they refuse to pay despite having lived in his head for years.

Ralph was served with a lolsuit alleging the same shit when he went to Miami and burned the bridge with Spicolas Fuentes, so I'm assuming he just added the Does to that. It may not have been filed yet if it's a new lolsuit as Matt is a homo with tons of capos who leak shit and do his other assorted bidding.

Just when you thought Rick was the only lolcow dumb enough to try this shit.

Vickers is now suing 50 random internet people because he posts online in public places for all to see about how much of a dumpster fire his family is

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[Procrastinhater]

In a rather hilarious turn of events I think the posters of this thread might appreciate Matthew Vickers, Ethan Ralph orbiter and grandfather to Ralph's son Xander, filed a lolsuit in where he names Ethan Ralph and Does 1-50 as the defendants. He alleges that they called him a fat clout chasing retard so many times on twitter that he has developed nerve pain along with other unspecified physical and psychological damages resulting in permanently disability. He is suing for the rent they refuse to pay despite having lived in his head for years.

Ralph was served with a lolsuit alleging the same shit when he went to Miami and burned the bridge with Spicolas Fuentes, so I'm assuming he just added the Does to that. It may not have been filed yet if it's a new lolsuit as Matt is a homo with tons of capos who leak shit and do his other assorted bidding.

Just when you thought Rick was the only lolcow dumb enough to try this shit.

Fucking lol I've been saying for months Ralph just needs to find a decent Cali Lawyer and hit Vickers with an Anti-SLAPP, because Vickers is fucking dumb enough to have lied his ass off on multiple Court documents, claiming all these medical problems for a start that stem from his supposed fear of Ralph, the guy he spends all day on Xitter trying to antagonize.
If Ralph had decent legal counsel he has more than enough to fuck Vickers.
If this blows up in Vickerses face like it did Pat and he somehow ends up owing Ralph money it will be fucking gold.
Best case Ralph ends up owning the Coin Shop.
I really want to see this blow up into a "Pay Quasi Ralph" scenario for that fat shitbird, theres more than enough evidence for it to go as well for Vickers as it did for Pat.
This bears watching.

 

[downloads]

Credit to Dog Eater from the other, funnier forum, for posting this pic.

Holy shit, how cringe is it as a grown man to post a selfie with your vehicle?

Let alone when it has bird shit on it.

I wouldn't post a selfie with my car right out of the wash, because that's fucking lame.

Pat, you have a rusty mustang and a dirt bike triumph, you are not a cool car guy. Secretaries driving their 10 year old Prius to work have as much real car guy cred as you do. Just stop.

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He is such a doofus, if he wasn't such an awful person I would feel bad for him

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Have these been posted here before? I didn't find them, but I'll take the risk of being late. (Nitter is out of commission, I can't snip anything directly from Porker's feed).

Anyway, the Leslie Stalker Child saga in still ongoing, and it gets funnier every time.

1) Leslie making fun of Patrick's baby penis:




OK, now the next one almost made me feel bad for Patrick. Jesus, Leslie!

2) "Daddy, where's Old Yeller?"

 

[Procrastinhater]

I think Pat has really convinced himself, through a combination of arrogance, Dunning Kruger stupidity, autism, and stubbornness that he's really going to be able to just spin Sosnay (the guy he called an "illegitimate authority") a sob story and have the case he's already lost relitigated.
At his contempt hearing.
That he's at for showing contempt to the Judges instructions, stonewalling the debt examination he agreed to and doing everything including leaving the fucking country on holiday, to make himself inaccessible to be contacted to sit down and show his finances.

Patrick lives in a fucking fantasy world.
He has Main Character Syndrome, I think his idea of court is based on 90's cop shows and TV movies where someone stands up at the end and gives an impassioned speech, and the law is thrown out and the case dismissed because he's the Main Character and the Hero.
He's delusional.

His temper tantrums are entirely when someone challenges his narrative, he just cannot understand when people don't immediately do what he thinks should happen, and his only response is tard rage and snark.
He's a big fat tard baby.
He's gonna start to try to give his fucking prepared speech, Sosnays gonna tell him to shut the fuck up, and at that point either his temper will get the better of him and he'll child the court, or his cowardice will make him hang his head and mumble meekly and he'll start to sulk.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

In a rather hilarious turn of events I think the posters of this thread might appreciate Matthew Vickers, Ethan Ralph orbiter and grandfather to Ralph's son Xander, filed a lolsuit in where he names Ethan Ralph and Does 1-50 as the defendants. He alleges that they called him a fat clout chasing retard so many times on twitter that he has developed nerve pain along with other unspecified physical and psychological damages resulting in permanently disability. He is suing for the rent they refuse to pay despite having lived in his head for years.

Ralph was served with a lolsuit alleging the same shit when he went to Miami and burned the bridge with Spicolas Fuentes, so I'm assuming he just added the Does to that. It may not have been filed yet if it's a new lolsuit as Matt is a homo with tons of capos who leak shit and do his other assorted bidding.

Just when you thought Rick was the only lolcow dumb enough to try this shit.

I thought the exact same thing when I saw that.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Have these been posted here before? I didn't find them, but I'll take the risk of being late. (Nitter is out of commission, I can't snip anything directly from Porker's feed).

Anyway, the Leslie Stalker Child saga in still ongoing, and it gets funnier every time.

1) Leslie making fun of Patrick's baby penis:
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OK, now the next one almost made me feel bad for Patrick. Jesus, Leslie!

2) "Daddy, where's Old Yeller?"
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Holy shit, Leslie, leave some for the rest of us.

Seriously, though. This woman was on his side, and now she's happily roasting him right alongside the the rest of us. Pat's ability to be such a narcissistic ass that people decide his trolls are right should be enshrined in psych texts forevermore.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

His temper tantrums are entirely when someone challenges his narrative, he just cannot understand when people don't immediately do what he thinks should happen, and his only response is tard rage and snark.

One could say Patrick is acting like a baby child.

 

[polyester]

One could say Patrick is acting like a baby child.

I wonder if at some point, probably during his pre-Twitter era, someone arguing with Pat pointed out to him that he was being a child - and this wounded his ego so badly that he made it his signature insult to throw at everyone he disagrees with?
i.e he's basically on a years-long "No u!" ego-soothing mission...

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

He has Main Character Syndrome

Pat's idea of a honest day's work, tweeting and correcTing his stalkers:

In front of the Milwaukee Court, August 24th, 08:00 am.
Greatest Author ever, Patrick S Tomlinson, gives the world an important speech about never letting the trolls win, and how today's importance slightly surpasses D-Day:


Milwaukee Court, August 24th, 09:55 am.
Our boy is beaming with hope:


Milwaukee Court, August 24th, 10:01 am.
Judge Sosnay ask Patrick's why he bailed on the payment plan he signed:


Milwaukee Court, August 24th, 10:02 am.
Sosnay says Patrick signed the plan, and therefore he owes Quasi:


Milwaukee Court, August 24th, 10:03 am.
The verdict is reached. Patrick doesn't take it well:


As Pat goes into full blown despair, a horrified Jackie swears to him she did all she could, to no avail:


Milwaukee Jail, August 24th, 08:00 pm.
In his cell, a still sobbing Patrick S. Tomlinson, Greatest Author of all time, finally begins coming to terms with the consequences of his own actions:

 

[Piggle Rick]

Rest in Power, EVS.

Lok at Pat below pretending he will stop thinking about him. Ethan’s got a rent-free duplex in his fat head.



Also, I assume this was a pest? Very amusing.

 

[Things Once Remembered]

I wonder if at some point, probably during his pre-Twitter era, someone arguing with Pat pointed out to him that he was being a child - and this wounded his ego so badly that he made it his signature insult to throw at everyone he disagrees with?
i.e he's basically on a years-long "No u!" ego-soothing mission...

Like when everyone kept calling Chris naïve. It just became a trigger word that he associated with being insulted.

I wonder if way back when someone gave Pat really well meaning advice to deal with trolls that he took the wrong way. Like they told him to make sure he doesn't let them get under his skin. And in a twist of extremely fat logic, that's why he replies to every single one, to show the world that they don't get to him. If they got to him he would just leave twitter X. But he persists on.

 

[FinnSven]

He has Main Character Syndrome, I think his idea of court is based on 90's cop shows and TV movies where someone stands up at the end and gives an impassioned speech, and the law is thrown out and the case dismissed because he's the Main Character and the Hero.

Sounds like he learned everything he thought he needed to know from Ralph Macchio.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

I think Pat has really convinced himself, through a combination of arrogance, Dunning Kruger stupidity, autism, and stubbornness that he's really going to be able to just spin Sosnay (the guy he called an "illegitimate authority") a sob story and have the case he's already lost relitigated.
At his contempt hearing.
That he's at for showing contempt to the Judges instructions, stonewalling the debt examination he agreed to and doing everything including leaving the fucking country on holiday, to make himself inaccessible to be contacted to sit down and show his finances.

Patrick lives in a fucking fantasy world.
He has Main Character Syndrome, I think his idea of court is based on 90's cop shows and TV movies where someone stands up at the end and gives an impassioned speech, and the law is thrown out and the case dismissed because he's the Main Character and the Hero.
He's delusional.

His temper tantrums are entirely when someone challenges his narrative, he just cannot understand when people don't immediately do what he thinks should happen, and his only response is tard rage and snark.
He's a big fat tard baby.
He's gonna start to try to give his fucking prepared speech, Sosnays gonna tell him to shut the fuck up, and at that point either his temper will get the better of him and he'll child the court, or his cowardice will make him hang his head and mumble meekly and he'll start to sulk.

This is probably the most accurate description of the manchild I've read so far. He is not so much "stupid" in the traditional sense but, I would say it is far far worse. Stupid people and ignorant people are capable of knowing their limits, they know if they are terrible at math they should probably avoid a career requiring a high proficiency in math. Fatty, has an absolutely terrible grasp of the US legal system but, he is going to do his best Perry Mason impression Thursday morning. Is it relevant he has already failed miserably in a court of law? Was he was demonstrably proven to have a terrible understating of US civil courts? Oh absolutely, yes and yes but, that doesn't even register to fatty, he literally cannot accept it as a thing that happened. No matter what happens on Thursday it's going to be very interesting.

I think the "Child" thing, is some kind of open wound, maybe he ex wife called him that before she left him? He seems to think it's greatest insult one can throw, I think it cuts deep when someone calls him "child" or "man-baby" etc. He sounds/looks like he's on the wrong side of 40 but, deep down he's 9 years old, he failed as a father, failed as a husband, plays with children's toys, watches children's TV series, he can't stand to let someone else get the last word, his mom and dad are "super-heros". He's a textbook mentally stunted, man child.

 

[joebobmurphy]

I would be willing to bet my Mustang that early during the hearing the Judge is going to pause, having heard something really fucking stupid from Pat, and say to himself. "oh, it's going to be one of those days."

I contended earlier that I thought Pat would buckle if he was threatened with a cell. Now I'm not so sure. When I watched the recent MATI with him saying "the ruling was illegitimate," I was actually stunned, even though I am well-versed on Pat's lore. He thinks that he can just will a ruling away and that the Judge is going to be impressed. While I doubt all Judges are buddy-buddy, I imagine that none take kindly to what could only be construed as a belittlement to their vocation and authority.

I ponder what the color of the sky is in Pat's world.

 

[FinnSven]

plays with children's toys, watches children's TV series,

Does he?

It’s not that I don’t believe you as it is something he would do, but I haven’t seen any tweets or pictures indicating he does?

 

[Troon_Patrol]

I would be willing to bet my Mustang that early during the hearing the Judge is going to pause, having heard something really fucking stupid from Pat, and say to himself. "oh, it's going to be one of those days."

I contended earlier that I thought Pat would buckle if he was threatened with a cell. Now I'm not so sure. When I watched the recent MATI with him saying "the ruling was illegitimate," I was actually stunned, even though I am well-versed on Pat's lore. He thinks that he can just will a ruling away and that the Judge is going to be impressed. While I doubt all Judges are buddy-buddy, I imagine that none take kindly to what could only be construed as a belittlement to their vocation and authority.

I ponder what the color of the sky is in Pat's world.

Supposedly Sosnay is not one to fucked with, at least that's how people talk about him here. I am not an attorney I have very little experience in court but, in my experience judges are very impatient, do not take kindly to being told how to run their court and they will not hesitate to interrupt people if they don't care for whats being said. Now, you cross that with Fatty's obsession to run the world, lecture people and be a general arrogant faggot, it's going to get interesting. Contrary to Pats interpretation of the universe, this hearing isn't about who's right, this hearing is about why fatty made promises to pay for the damage he's done and never made good on those promises.

He looks like such a nice old man, like he's somebody's grandad but, you never fuck with a judge, you will not win.

 

[downloads]

I contended earlier that I thought Pat would buckle if he was threatened with a cell. Now I'm not so sure.

Yes, same, I used to think he was just pretending the entire thing wasn't happening, but now I think he actually is hoping for a night in a cell. He wants to be a martyr, I think that he's got the idea in his brain that he's going to be able to turn this into a big crowdfunding opportunity for himself, just like one of his idols, Keffals.

 

[Gay Mouth]

Pat has been met with pity and sympathy for his plight at most turns by the regular world- which he doesn’t see as pity, but his rightful due for being a true victim. You can see this when he squeals at the cops. Most people losing their temper and screaming and even swinging a punch at the police expect to have their outburst met with a powdered orbital bone and a night in jail, no matter how righteous their cause. He thinks he was completely justified to have a tantrum because of the ridiculousness of being swatted so many times, but really he should have caught a beating by now if that’s how he acts towards police checking on him for his safety.

This judge could be the sweetest grandpa in the world, or a heartless hardass, but either way I get the feeling Pat’s run out of judicial sympathy passes. Rick can act so weary and put upon and persecuted, but this hearing is truly not an avenue to relitigate his stalker child victim paradox. It is the time and place to explain why he hasn’t paid up. That’s all. Sosnay will probably cut him off, tell him to shut up, tell him his life story is not relevant, might even insult his intelligence or ask Pat if he think’s he’s stupid. If Hon. Sosnay catches attitude at all, he might decide to slap Pat with contempt. Judges have a lot of cases to get through each day and don’t have the time of day to listen to your excuses. Further, they don’t even have to pretend to care, and often relish their power to do so.

Even with Patrick acting his most cowed and compliant, scraping and groveling, he’s not going to have his chance to tell the judge his sob story. Can’t wait for the transcript, AI is all we need to breathe his piggy style into it.