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And so, it’s time to meet Anna - she’s been created by researchers from Furniture at Work to show us what we run the risk of looking like by 2100.

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"researchers."
Here at Internet Friend Ltd, we have hired the finest researchers who have been working around the clock to bring you these mind blowing results. What they found is people who don't purchase from our company look like this:
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Those who do purchase from our company look like this:
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I am a totally legitimate researcher. Buy my product.
 
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Here at Internet Friend Ltd, we have hired the finest researchers who have been working around the clock to bring you these mind blowing results. What they found is people who don't purchase from our company look like this:
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Those who do purchase from our company look like this:
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I am a totally legitimate researcher. Buy my product.
You make this joke, but I think in the year of our Dear Feeder 2023 a joke add like that would get some traction.
 
God these fucking corporate people give me an uncanny valley kind of feeling. Something about it just sends a shiver up my spine. And feelings of contempt and pity.
Military faggots are like this too when they try to talk in military speak at me with all these terms they made up for themselves forgetting I have no fucking clue what they're saying.
 

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God these fucking corporate people give me an uncanny valley kind of feeling. Something about it just sends a shiver up my spine. And feelings of contempt and pity.
Military faggots are like this too when they try to talk in military speak at me with all these terms they made up for themselves forgetting I have no fucking clue what they're saying.
They just scream "how do you do fellow kids"
 
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Recently my company had a "level up your game" kind of event that lasted the last financial quarter. Using gamer terms in marketing and talking to employees across the company. Very cringe.
I know logically I should hate Pedos more than I hate people in Marketing and HR.

However, Marketing and HR disgust me to the point where I can't help myself but hate them more.
 
I know logically I should hate Pedos more than I hate people in Marketing and HR.

However, Marketing and HR disgust me to the point where I can't help myself but hate them more.
Would you believe me during the meeting over this shit I was browsing the farms reading about pedos and shit for a more enjoyable time.
 
it's a disease called #hustling #startup-life #girlboss
they're literally making their work their entire life
I know its overused but its literally a cult. Most new age cults switched to marketing themselves with bussines jargon, entrepeneurship, coaching, motivational speakers, crypto bullshit, etc in these last few years. Rather than gurus in robes they have pictures of dicaprio in the wolf of wall street and stock images of guys in bussines suits but they shill the same thing, they all use a version of the law of attraction and have a notion of karma in there, so if you are getting cucked and not becoming a millionaire is only because you are not vibrating high enough, if the game is completely rigged, is not because its a scam, you just need to quote marcus aurelius hard enough.

i am seeing people who normally wouldn't fall for it getting into the commercial cult and self help book threadmill and switching to the "think like a shark" mentality . I loose empathy quickly because these faggots are even more obnoxious than the hare krishnas. Ironically even oldschool cults ran more legitimate bussineses than these drop shipping entrepeneurs and startup parasytes
 
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