Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

As with any dangerous thrill seeking, all you have to do is take your time and make sure you're not screwing anything up. You know, check your knots and harness, make sure you're talking with people you're climbing with, test your pitons. Shit like that. Barring fluke accidents the only thing that will get you killed is arrogant incompetence. The kind of arrogant incompetence that makes a man believe he can cut his dick off and run into a woman's restroom.
 
Where's the totally not AI generated photo of a kiwi cutting the rope.
Actually not AI generated!
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If you were a depressed suicidal troon who for whatever reason wanted to make sure your recently obtained life insurance paid out, having a little "accident" after telling everyone how you're the happiest and definitely least suicidal you've ever, ever been is a good strategy.

Of course that would require the troon to care about some beneficiary other than themselves, but stranger things have happened.
 
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