Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

The Hero of Kvatch said:
They're gonna find his body in the frozen mountains and think it's a preserved neanderthal specimen.
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Nope, he may clearly be male, but he would lack the robust skeleton of a Neanderthal.

They were solid little fuckers. Literally fantasy dwarves.

If he did become Troony the iceman, then future generations would be puzzled as to why early 21st century men loaded themselves with estrogen.
They may assume that men of this period were so macho they had to take estrogen and climb mountains to balance themselves out, lest their rage became a danger to women.

mindlessobserver said:
Coroner's report: half decomposed body of an unidentified adult male found on mountain....
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Somehow in the fall, his genitals were torn off.
 
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You know if I was troon getting into mountain climbing and soloing the first thing I would do it cut out the estrogen and T-blockers.

Imagine being a fat desk jockey masturbating in pink panties through out your twenties, then deciding to pump your body full of muscle lessening estrogen in your late thirties and THEN deciding to take up mountain climbing and running in your 40’s. Dude totally fucked up his order of operations.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
You know if I was troon getting into mountain climbing and soloing the first thing I would do it cut out the estrogen and T-blockers.

Imagine being a fat desk jockey masturbating in pink panties through out your twenties, then deciding to pump your body full of muscle lessening estrogen in your late thirties and THEN deciding to take up mountain climbing and running in your 40’s. Dude totally fucked up his order of operations.
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Your forgetting these daft cunts a delusional as it already is, they are deliberately misinformed on what troonshine does to their bodies and become violently aggressive when confronted with the reality. I for one encourage all troons to take up extreme sports such as caving, deep sea diving and mountain climbing.
 
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AnOminous said:
I believe he turned out really good at downward mountaineering at high velocity.
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AnOminous said:
Like cliff divers, there are two kinds of free climbers, world champion and red stuff on a rock.
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Titty Figurine said:
Rainbow armor does not negate fall damage.
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PointOfNoReturnPoint said:
Gravity is a bigot due to harming trans life's. We must get rid of gravity and other natural forces. Such as a troon putting the gun in their mouth.
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Man, everyone beat me to the best reactions.

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Vyse Inglebard said:
I hope he shat himself on the way down, lol.
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The mountain will have to be declared a Superfund Site by the EPA. There's now a line of fetid amhole juice going down the face of it.
 
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