"It is YOU who will go to prison stalker judge child." The last thing said by Patrick before being tased and loaded on to a flatbed to be taken to the zoo for his prison weigh in.
You heard him, there's only one side to the story and it's theirs so he's gonna go stand before the judge, explain his plights like legal expert Russel Greer and achieve Lowtax levels of TOTAL VINDICATION, gooftroop. Then all of us will enjoy prison together.
I was thinking fatrick would have his own exhibit. A warning about the dangers of being a terminally online retard. like a kiwi farms thread irl. People could come watch pat scream and cry about the stalkers and how he is not an exhibit, it is you child who are being watched by him.
Give him mandatory liposuction and use his blubber to make soap. Use the proceeds to pay Quasi.
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The purpose of this kind of contempt sanction is to get compliance, so if he's already done what he's supposed to, there would be no need for a contempt finding. I'm not sure whether there's actually a specific formal order about payment in the case yet, so that would be another defense.
More like "here's my nub" considering his past encounter with the police
I've said this before, but I think there's two possibilities. One is this one - he's been scarred by being 'childed' before, and so he thinks it's the most condescending, demeaning thing he can say to dismiss someone else. The other is that in some other argument he used it and it worked spectacularly, so it's his go-to insult in the hopes to repeat that success. I suspect the second one comes into play more than you might expect, because to be fair it's an infuriating response - but only the once. If you use it every single time you're trying to beat someone, especially in pointless internet interactions, so you end up childing people hundreds of times a day? It becomes magical. Even moreso when you start to find out who, exactly, the person who is doing the childing is.
She does not look like someone who gets to laugh much. I am again reminded of Kevin Can Fuck Himself, with Pat as the narcissistic manchild husband who thinks his life is a TV show, and Niki as the long-suffering wife stuck living in his corpulent shadow. I've learned not to hope for better from a lolcow's partner, but I do wonder what Niki does all day, whether there's much left of her or whether it's all Pat, all the time. She's lost a little weight, she can smile for a holiday selfie and look dour for a harassment interview. But completely unsurprisingly Pat doesn't talk about her personality, likes, interests or who she is as a person - she's just 'his wife'.
You can be sent to jail from any courtroom hearing if you piss off the judge enough. Jail time is a common punishment for contempt. It's entirely up to the judge. Granted, under normal circumstances it only ever happens if you're being an asshole and in all but the most egregious situations a groveling apology will generally get you off the hook. And even if you get hauled off to jail, often enough it's only for a few hours to cool your heels (or at most an overnight stay), and then you're brought back to court to face the judge, humbly offer a reasonable apology, and then you go home. Hell, being held in contempt often doesn't even have any bearing on the outcome of your actual case. Fucking up and mouthing off doesn't mean you shouldn't be the prevailing party if the facts and law are on your side.
Bringing proof he's sent payment (or having the payment physically with him) to present to the court, along with a groveling apology and pleading for mercy, would be about the only thing he could do that could get him off the hook entirely. Coming to court prepared and willing to immediately cure the controversy to the winner's (and court's) satisfaction goes a long way in earning even an angry judge's mercy.
It seems like both of those issues are fundamentally questions of authority. Fat Pat believes he can dictate reality, god-like, and simply speak things into being. You are the atalker child and you are going to jail child because I spoke that into existence child. Fat Pat believes he has plenary unilateral authority over all realms of the world whether material, spiritual, electrical, oral, anal, or neovaginal. He is like King Xerxes of the Persians if Xerxes were fat, had no army, and smelled of pepperoni.
That's for direct contempt, when you commit contempt actually in the presence of the court and the judge witnesses it. That would actually be separate from what he's looking at in the Order to Show Cause, which is indirect contempt, i.e. violating a court order but not right in front of the judge.
