Trashfire Magi-chan and her hosts - Discuss/sperg/speculate about Chris Chan's demons and the new hosts she's found. Currently, she resides in Nicholas Rekieta's scrotum. A sigil known as "The Balldo" is required for the dimensional merge.

[Procrastinhater]

An alternate hypothesis: the factors that attract onlookers and a-logs to a lolcow could just happen to be the same factors that make an attractive host for a demon.

Demons are metaphysical A Logs.

 

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Also, on the topic of the parking lot hypothesis, the fiber-optic concerns, and liminality: if we're to believe that one of the main reasons for parking lots being attractive locations for demons to switch hosts is parking lots' status as "liminal spaces" (meaning, of the nature of coming and going), then it should be noted that liminal spaces are most commonly thought of as actual, walkable locations in 3D space, like office hallways or suburban streets - they are transitive specifically for people.

Unless we want to expand the most commonly used definition of what a liminal space is to include things that are transitive, in-between connections for the coming and going of things other than people, I'm unsure if the conclusions we've come to regarding parking lots can be as fittingly applied to the fiber-optic cables.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

If header to be believed, next victim of Magi-chan will be some of the catboys

 

[Procrastinhater]

Unless we want to expand the most commonly used definition of what a liminal space is to include things that are transitive, in-between connections for the coming and going of things other than people, I'm unsure if the conclusions we've come to regarding parking lots can be as fittingly applied to the fiber-optic cables.

That's at least partially reassuring.
The idea it could transmit itself through an Internet connection is both horrifying and need a significant reach to make any sense, in the absence of any other evidence I'm not convinced.

When I have some free time I'm going to make a list of Magichan/Sonichus potential hosts and try to trace their more notable activities to see if there is any clue where it is regarding behavior of the host.
As it stands though, considering the huge difference in Ralphs behavior and how rapidly the change occured after the demon jumped out of him Fuentes seems the most likely host, simply down to proximity.
That's not a 100% cert though.
We know by observation that the demon is no longer in Ralph, and that it left immediately before Ralph turned on the Cat People of Gender in Little Nicks personality cult, just from his huge shift in attitude, and even coherence. Its a sudden huge personality change for the better, Ralph is acting like pre-Sonichu Ralph again, its like 2019 Ralph is back, so we know it's no longer in him, its just a matter of finding where it's gone.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

You may may not be far off base here.

The effect could be that the demon makes the bovine host more susceptible to the same old a-logs and autists that were always around, which causes a more profound reaction from the cow itself.

(Fuck, I feel like I'm researching SCPs here)

Lolcows are SCPs in their own way. Chris Chan is literally popping up around town with photos taken of him likes he’s Bigfoot now.

My personal theory is that the possession went Chris to Ralph to Rozy. The demon that possessed Chris made him want to be a woman and seed new life (and we know how that went). Suspecting the arrest it flew out and possessed Ralph who was dressed like Chris Chan, unwittingly becoming a host. This lead to Ralph in a night of being internet relevant again having a disgusting night of horse pig breeding creating Rozy. I don’t know what that means for Rozy but after Rozy left Ralph’s behavior did turn around.

It’s possible the demon wanted to create a female host to inhabit.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Lolcows are SCPs in their own way. Chris Chan is literally popping up around town with photos taken of him likes he’s Bigfoot now.

My personal theory is that the possession went Chris to Ralph to Rozy. The demon that possessed Chris made him want to be a woman and seed new life (and we know how that went). Suspecting the arrest it flew out and possessed Ralph who was dressed like Chris Chan, unwittingly becoming a host. This lead to Ralph in a night of being internet relevant again having a disgusting night of horse pig breeding creating Rozy. I don’t know what that means for Rozy but after Rozy left Ralph’s behavior did turn around.

It’s possible the demon wanted to create a female host to inhabit.

Goddamn Meigh is already some kind of life ruining lolishit demon herself, that thing breeding with a demented motherfucking clown demon like Sonichu is horrifying... that's one hell of a theory there.
God help us if you're right.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Goddamn Meigh is already some kind of life ruining lolishit demon herself, that thing breeding with a demented motherfucking clown demon like Sonichu is horrifying... that's one hell of a theory there.
God help us if you're right.

I don’t know much about possessed people impregnating others, but every thing seems to point towards Rozy. Everything after that Chris Chan arrest with Rozy being made had Ralph’s life sent off into overdrive lolcow mode and it was only after Rozy was gone has Ralph finally recovered to the point the Farms praised him.

Meigh better get that kid baptized.

 

[I Hate Anime Avatars]

That's at least partially reassuring.
The idea it could transmit itself through an Internet connection is both horrifying and need a significant reach to make any sense, in the absence of any other evidence I'm not convinced.

When I have some free time I'm going to make a list of Magichan/Sonichus potential hosts and try to trace their more notable activities to see if there is any clue where it is regarding behavior of the host.
As it stands though, considering the huge difference in Ralphs behavior and how rapidly the change occured after the demon jumped out of him Fuentes seems the most likely host, simply down to proximity.
That's not a 100% cert though.
We know by observation that the demon is no longer in Ralph, and that it left immediately before Ralph turned on the Cat People of Gender in Little Nicks personality cult, just from his huge shift in attitude, and even coherence. Its a sudden huge personality change for the better, Ralph is acting like pre-Sonichu Ralph again, its like 2019 Ralph is back, so we know it's no longer in him, its just a matter of finding where it's gone.

The bifurcation theory is certainly compelling but I just don't see who else could have been possessed by the second demon at this point, I honestly don't think anything could survive inside Meigh's already demonic form and her current radio silence pretty much rules it out. I think more research is needed to determine exactly how this thing(s) changes host, this will make it easier to determine whether we dealing with a single entity or multiple demons. I sincerely hope it's not the latter option because then that does suggest some form of propagation via electronic mediums which is just too terrifying to think about.

My knowledge on this subject is limited but it would seem the demon's effects on it's host are subtle initially, Ralph's contact with Chris is easily identifiable as a point of transfer but I'd be interested to know at what point the demon transferred to Nick, it certainly seems it would be easier to determine from observing the sudden changes in the former host's behavior than the gradual changes in the new host.

My personal theory, and I would like to apologize in advance for this, is that the demon likely enters through the host's anus. This makes perfect sense from Chris's well documented abuse of his own rectum, from the original shoving of the Sonichu medallion at Bluespike's behest to the many other objects unfortunate enough to have been used by Chris to satisfy his deviant desires. The demon would have had an easy path into Ralph as evidenced by his history of publicly shitting himself, and as for der purrer being a raging homosexual means no further explanation should be required.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Considering the news that Vickers has supposedly pulled a Patrick Tomlinson and is attempting to sue the Internet over mean words, I think we may have to add a possibility to the new host list.
If this blatent SLAPP lolsuit blows up in his face the way it did for Fatrick, which if Ralph is smart and gets himself a lawyer, ( as Vickers has lied repeatedly on his Court submissions claiming medical nerve related injuries he clearly doesn't have, his whole case against Ralph is based on him fearing for his life from the man he spends all day online antagonizing) it will, this could prove to be the exact sort of self destructive life ruining move the Sonichu demon is known for inducing its hosts into doing.
Vickers has also come into personal contact with Ralph or extremely close proximity, crossing the same parking lot on multiple occasions.
The timeline isn't exactly solid, as we know the demon likely left Ralph just before he turned on Fuentes, but the level of lolcow behavior from Vickers has suddenly accelerated to a level that puts him in the running as a possible host.

 

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Vickers has also come into personal contact with Ralph or extremely close proximity, crossing the same parking lot on multiple occasions.

Holy shit.

The timeline isn't exactly solid, as we know the demon likely left Ralph just before he turned on Fuentes, but the level of lolcow behavior from Vickers has suddenly accelerated to a level that puts him in the running as a possible host.

Who's to say that when the demon bifurcates, both halves of the demon have to leave Ralph at the same time?

For the sake of establishing a timeline, when was the last in-person court appearance that Ralph and Vickers both attended? Assuming the stuff about him suing the a-logs isn't an extremely elaborate gayop from Xaniberries, Vickers is an extremely promising candidate for another host.

 

[Cringestorian X]

For the sake of establishing a timeline, when was the last in-person court appearance that Ralph and Vickers both attended? Assuming the stuff about him suing the a-logs isn't an extremely elaborate gayop from Xaniberries, Vickers is an extremely promising candidate for another host.

in-person court should be before the goodbye horse stream
the latest in-person meeting that i can think of was during ralph brief vacation to vegas after meight left where then he was late for xander visitation

it is uncler if he met with vickers during that time but i'm pretty sure vickers bitch about ralph being late for visitation on his twitter

 

[FederalInvestigation]

Fiber optic cables and ethernet cables are conduits of energy. Have you ever seen the meme comparing the circuitry of your smartphone (a black mirror btw) to symbols used to trap demons? They are very similar.

Has anyone given consideration to Godwinson as the new host? Directly after the most recent rise of Ethan Ralph, Godwinson dropped ketamine on a livestream, made a certain infamous e-girl his sektur queen and seemed over all to be a bit shaky. He'd fallen off his foundation a bit.

I think this could be supported by a multiple demon or bifurcation theory posited above.

 

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Could the corn joke somehow play into any of this? It was about sacrifice, after all, and many consider it the straw that broke the camel's back with regards to Ralph's initial descent into cowdom.

 

[MeltyTW]

We were all so blind,around the time the ralphademption happened vickers tried to curse ralph in a court parking lot, now he's trying to sue the internet. The demon lept into vickers the vexercist

 

[Procrastinhater]

Could the corn joke somehow play into any of this? It was about sacrifice, after all, and many consider it the straw that broke the camel's back with regards to Ralph's initial descent into cowdom.

Its an interesting supposition. There are Grimoires with passages that cover the casting of Demons into objects and people, and some of them require sacrifices as part of the ceremony, these sacrifices don't have to be literal murders of sacrificial people or animals, they can involve the fasting or giving up of things, the important thing that flows through the Grimoires is intent and focused energy and concentration towards a goal.
Enough people thinking about the Corn Joke and thinking of Ralph as a Sacrifice to some entity, could have created an egregore that focussed itself on opening the way to let an entity claim the sacrifice, only in this case it was Sonichu/Magichan not He Who Walks Behind the Rows.
All this is of course a reach, but its based on a very broad and liberal interpretation of things from various Grimoires and something Crowley spoke of, such as intent=energy and focus concentration of multiple people being harnessed for a specific purpose.

We were all so blind,around the time the ralphademption happened vickers tried to curse ralph in a court parking lot, now he's trying to sue the internet. The demon lept into vickers the vexercist

Its looking more and more likely, Vickers has been in contact with Ralph and crossed the same parking lot as him on numerous occassions, he's a lolcow himself and thus an ideal host, and he's started making dumb, self destructive actions typical of 1st Stage Sonichu Infestation.

 

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Its an interesting supposition. There are Grimoires with passages that cover the casting of Demons into objects and people, and some of them require sacrifices as part of the ceremony, these sacrifices don't have to be literal murders of sacrificial people or animals, they can involve the fasting or giving uo of things, the inportant thing that flows through the Grimoires is intent and focused energy and concentration towards a goal.
Enough people thinking about the Corn Joke and thinking of Ralph as a Sacrifice to some entity, could have created an egregore that focussed itself on opening the way to let an entity claim the sacrifice, only in this case it was Sonichu/Magichan not He Who Walks Behind the Rows.
All this is of course a reach, but its based on a very broad and liberal interpretation of things from various Grimoires and something Crowley spoke of, such as intent=energy and focus concentration of multiple people being harnessed for a specific purpose.

Maybe the pre-possession "sacrifice" is a reputational one? Ralph had around a year of downward spiraling before the demon jumped to him, and the last two years have been an absolute optics horrorshow for Fuentes - maybe the gunt-tape could count as something similar for Vickers?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Maybe the pre-possession "sacrifice" is a reputational one? Ralph had around a year of downward spiraling before the demon jumped to him, and the last two years have been an absolute optics horrorshow for Fuentes - maybe the gunt-tape could count as something similar for Vickers?

Reputation, self respect, a sacrifice just has to be something a person values greatly that is given up.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

For the sake of establishing a timeline, when was the last in-person court appearance that Ralph and Vickers both attended? Assuming the stuff about him suing the a-logs isn't an extremely elaborate gayop from Xaniberries, Vickers is an extremely promising candidate for another host.

Didn’t Vickers’ son serve Ralph at the airport directly prior to the break with AF? That would definitely be ‘place of coming and going’ and if bifurcation is right then allows for near simultaneous transmission to Fuentes and Vickers

 

[Procrastinhater]

Didn’t Vickers’ son serve Ralph at the airport directly prior to the break with AF? That would definitely be ‘place of coming and going’ and if bifurcation is right then allows for near simultaneous transmission to Fuentes and Vickers

Holy shit yes he did, and if Faiths Gunting of the Vickers bloodline is somehow metaphysically retroactive that means that Magichan would have been able to sense the Gunting of Vickerses bloodline, making Vickerses son seem almost like home to a demon looking for a new place to live.
If it got into Vickerses son, its likely as soon as Vickers Jr came in contact with the Coin Man himself, the sheer aura of cowdow coming from Pa Vickers would have drawn the demon to a more suitable home, one that is effectively (and in some circles already known as) Ralph 2.

 

[Kyle Odom]

All of this drama with Juju is making me suspect that he is the new host of the Magichan/Sonichu demon. Maddox just randomly resurrected from the dead to post videos about him, he's having this weird cyclical foil moment where a lawsuit made him famous and now one will be his ruin, he is only friends with Satanic degenerates(Pedos) and he's taking on a bullish horned persona that's an avatar for his sexual degeneracy. Dick and Rekieta's current fit of malding is also alarmingly similar to Ralph's transistion into lolcowdom over being disproportionately assblasted by Null. They simply can not handle mild criticism from a child of Christ. We're only getting started with Dick's current arc.