Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[Kitty kitty cat]

Pesky pesky kiwis.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

The only thing that could have made Kris' death better was if he had told no one he was going climbing and his skeleton wasn't found for a few years and when found was identified as Male by the coroner.

 

[Baraadmirer]

I guess no one's retarded enough to point fingers at the Farms when it's been reported as an accident instead of a suicide, so I'll ask everyone: what is the most convoluted conspiracy theory you can come up with as to how Kiwi Farms literally murdered this brave and stunning woman?

 

[AnOminous]

I guess no one's retarded enough to point fingers at the Farms when it's been reported as an accident instead of a suicide, so I'll ask everyone: what is the most convoluted conspiracy theory you can come up with as to how Kiwi Farms literally murdered this brave and stunning woman?

We held him at gunpoint and ordered him to tell his friends he was going mountain climbing, free climbing to make the whole accident thing even more plausible, then climbed up the mountain with him in a huge duffel bag, although that might be implausible for someone of his girth, then chucked him off the mountain.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Even when his bones are destroyed and scattered across the ground, everyone can tell your still not a woman

 

[JosephStalin]

Looks like someone fucked around with the Farms and found out, once and for all.

 

[insensitive]

When I read that kris died to fall damage i assumed it was because they jumped off of a bridge, not in some weird climbing accident. I can only assume it was caused by pure tranny retardation and I will laugh regardless

 

[TV's Adam West]

You know, this dude was a piece of shit and all, but falling to your death is a pretty shitty way to die. I at least hope they died on impact.

 

[Flamin Park]

I guess no one's retarded enough to point fingers at the Farms when it's been reported as an accident instead of a suicide, so I'll ask everyone: what is the most convoluted conspiracy theory you can come up with as to how Kiwi Farms literally murdered this brave and stunning woman?

Null promised to delete near's thread if he flew from japan to smear vaseline on certain rocks near the peak of a certain mountain, then didn't delete the thread. He also banned dynastia as a cover so dynastia could fly from Australia to America and slowly befriend nova and get him interested in mountain climbing, notably suggesting a certain peak to be easy to free solo. During this time an elite team of kiwi psyops experts infiltrated pickle factories (as pickles are well known to be craved by trannies on Spiro) and injected the pickles with microchips that ruin grip strength. With all the pieces in place null activates the satellite signal just as Kris gets near the summit (and point of maximum reception) causing a catastrophic muscle spasm just as he reaches the handhold previously coated in vaseline by the now dead Near. The mountain rescue team are delayed as their tyres have been mysteriously overinflated by Earle's militia. Finally bears freed from the captivity of zoosadists after their arrest consume the body leaving no trace of any interference whatsoever.

Exactly as planned.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Here's a fun nursery rhyme for your kids!

Kris Nova climbed with no rope.
Kris Nova had a great fall.
All the HRT and all the trannies
couldn’t put Nova together again

Kris Nova climbed with no rope.
Kris Nova had a great fall.
All the HRT and all the trannies
couldn’t put Nova together again

Kris Nova climbed with no rope.
Kris Nova had a great fall.
All the HRT and all the trannies
couldn’t put Nova together again

Tranny Kris Nova climbed a rock wall.
Tranny Kris Nova had a great fall.
All the trans women and all the trans men
couldn’t put Kris Nova together again

There we go.

 

[Burt Ryan]

I guess no one's retarded enough to point fingers at the Farms when it's been reported as an accident instead of a suicide, so I'll ask everyone: what is the most convoluted conspiracy theory you can come up with as to how Kiwi Farms literally murdered this brave and stunning woman?

He bought climbing gear from Kiwi Farm LLC.

 

[Meat Target]

Here's a fun nursery rhyme for your kids!

Kris Nova climbed with no rope.
Kris Nova had a great fall.
All the HRT and all the trannies
couldn’t put Nova together again

There once was a tranny named Kris,
Who stole kiwifarms.is
While climbing he stumbled,
And took a big tumble
Now buzzards doth feast on his bits.

Little Miss Liz Fong chopped off his ding-dong,
and had little minions like Nova.
But Kris, xe was fat,
Xe fell and went splat,
And now Kris is scattered all over.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Looks like a bunch of Kris old tweets don't aged well. https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/liz-fong-jones-elliot-william-fong-lizthegrey.128419/post-14671660

 

[AnOminous]

You know, this dude was a piece of shit and all, but falling to your death is a pretty shitty way to die. I at least hope they died on impact.

If you die immediately or pretty quickly, it beats most ways to die. It also beats continuing to live as a troon.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Kiwi Farms always wins: An announcement regarding Kris Nóva | The Nivenly Foundation (archive)
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Edit: Climbing accident, not 41%.
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Sounds to me that they died on their way to 41% themselves. Either way they're dead and we're still around. Troons will always cull themselves. It's just part of their lifecycle.

 

[LGHDR+]

Sounds to me that they died on their way to 41% themselves. Either way they're dead and we're still around. Troons will always cull themselves. It's just part of their lifecycle.

Too bad that lifecycle also includes reproduction by grooming children

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Troons always pick the stupidest names possible.


Good riddance to bad rubish

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I think this is very fitting song for this moment for this person in question

 

[Sithis]

Can Null go ahead and make the physical concept of gravity a True and Honest kiwi?

 

[Commander Shepard]

Looks like a bunch of Kris old tweets don't aged well. https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/liz-fong-jones-elliot-william-fong-lizthegrey.128419/post-14671660

Mommy issues.

Kris Nóva on Twitter: "Dear Mother, You are a coward. You prioritize …

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That last one really gets me cracking up. Won't be able to spread her poison, but he sure as hell spread something all over that rock.