Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

That's for direct contempt, when you commit contempt actually in the presence of the court and the judge witnesses it. That would actually be separate from what he's looking at in the Order to Show Cause, which is indirect contempt, i.e. violating a court order but not right in front of the judge.

That's the thing you see where someone tells the judge to go fuck himself and gets hauled right out by the bailiffs.
Oh neat, I didn't realize they were considered two different things. I suppose I had this kind of "contempt" in mind when I posted my previous comment:
He ended up going to jail for a long god damn time on other charges (violent offenses), but this just cracks me up every time I watch it.

Also, the judge in this clip is a fucking legend for instructing the jury not to hold the guy's ongoing outbursts against him even as he continued screaming from a "private" room behind the courtroom proper.
 
Brotherman "Slackjawed Cow" has posted a text exchange with debtor Tomlinson, which produced the gem
"I don't fat, stalker"
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:story:I'd ask if he was stupid but his well known GPA already explains it. How does he not understand he isn't giving an epic armchair psychologist speech to his enemy but is just giving them what they want, which is a bizarre speech that will get posted online for everyone to stare and laugh at in wonder.
 
Brotherman "Slackjawed Cow" has posted a text exchange with debtor Tomlinson, which produced the gem
"I don't fat, stalker"
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I'll be honest, I didn't even read it. From the sheer size of the non copypasta part alone, I can tell the reality is setting in.

Too bad you only had about 2000 chances to back down hun, Piggy?

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Edit: "It is a perfectly normal thing to happen and I'm not ashamed of it"

Is he:
  1. Responding to a stalker
  2. Justifying to himself why he can't get the faucet up
  3. Explaining to Niki why when she woke up there was poop on the bed.
I need answers, man. And we only have about 80 hours to go, so I want them on my desk pronto!

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GOT IT!
It's Option 4: His hooves are too fat, and he accidentally mistyped the letter R twice. He actually meant to write:

"Gay, sure. Men go gay in their 40's. It is a perfectly normal thing to happen and I'm not ashamed of it"

OK, that makes more sense.
 
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Also, the judge in this clip is a fucking legend for instructing the jury not to hold the guy's ongoing outbursts against him even as he continued screaming from a "private" room behind the courtroom proper.
He'd risk reversal on appeal if he didn't. It probably wouldn't happen because the dude put his own shitty behavior on public display, but once the judge put him in a tard cage it was a good idea to do that.
 
Repeating the same thing over and over and expecting different results is the definition of insanity, and is a quote attributed to Einstein. Maybe he said it or maybe it's like with Yogi Berra who did not say half the things he said. However, repeating the same thing over and over and perceiving different results would be insanity. Just repeating them is stupidity, because it shows a complete inability to learn.

Patso is stupid. Not dumb. Dumb people can learn, and do learn, albeit slowly. Patso does not learn. He seems vaguely aware of this and is actively hostile to attempts to teach him. This is a common attribute of white trash. "You think you're better than Me?!" Just read through some of his twitter encounters with normal people.

Does Pigman Pat think he can post bail after the contempt citation? There is no bail for contempt. He'll stay jailed until the debtor's exam.

A reminder of what the Motion for Contempt asks for. I'm guessing Patso gets confinement and has to pay the costs. The daily fines will come later, if Patso remains defiant, or if Nikki drags her flabby white trash ass in producing the documents required for the debtor's exam.
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ETA: Speaking of stupid, someone tell Pat that shoe polish goes on shoes, not on hair.
 
A reminder of what the Motion for Contempt asks for. I'm guessing Patso gets confinement and has to pay the costs. The daily fines will come later, if Patso remains defiant, or if Nikki drags her flabby white trash ass in producing the documents required for the debtor's exam.
They almost never open with jailing someone. Not even this guy.
 
They almost never open with jailing someone. Not even this guy.
I'm not so sure about "not even this guy". There's a lot in the exhibits to that motion that ought to convince Sosnay that it is the only way to get Piggy to comply. I hope Patso's recent reveal that he and his slattern deliberately decided not to go through with the debt amortization plan, but neglected to inform the trustee or anyone else comes to the judge's attention. The trustee's motion to dismiss is in the exhibits.

Then there is Patso's inevitable truculence and probably some lying during his court appearance that ought to seal the deal.

We'll know soon enough. This assumes he even appears. He's got something so stupid planned that we cannot possibly imagine it.

Attached are the exhibits.
 

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Then there is Patso's inevitable truculence and probably some lying during his court appearance that ought to seal the deal.
That would be what would do it. Otherwise he'll do what he's done in the past and sternly order him to do it, maybe fine him, and make it clear that the next buck-breaking will be worse.
We'll know soon enough. This assumes he even appears. He's got something so stupid planned that we cannot possibly imagine it.
If he doesn't appear, the usual response would be an immediate bench warrant. Usually those don't immediately get served. Although the judge can actually order that immediately done, they usually don't. This guy doesn't seem to like the court being disrespected, though.

I suppose he could also offer cause on paper before the hearing which might result in it being cancelled. Not seeing that, not from Piggy.
 
Honestly, I think the odds are higher one of the Pests goes to prison and not Piggy. Some funster is going to try secretly recording it, or maybe pregame at Hooligans/that other bar Fatrick likes and make silly faces at Pat to try and get a response. Personally I hope they do since Pat's fans like Big Dick Andy and Dan are part of the entertainment.

Piggy will be well-behaved. He'll try relitigating the previous case once, Sosnay will say "Sir, don't do that" and Piggy will slink back and won't act up the rest of the hearing and will be on autopilot "yes your honor, no your honor" as he dreams of slamming back Miller Lite at the bar. Like all lolcows, he's an absolute coward when faced with authority and if your average MKE cop knows they're dealing with a tard, so will Judge Sosnay. So expect at most some fines and Quasi's lawyers to have to drag him in for Round 2 when Tublinson doesn't pay.
 
i genuinely believe that most of the 43 (or 45 now?) "swattings" that the Tomlinsons have "suffered" are in fact Patrick calling the police on his own and that all of his bullshit for the last few years, up to labeling Quasi and the pests as terrorists, has all been part of the narrative he's authoring to try and leverage his way out of paying the legal fees he incurred.
I'm inclined to agree. Finally listened to the 4 part podcast about him and the timing on the swats is weird. In one of them he mentions the number of times they've been swatted in 11 months. But then later on he's talking about 17ish of them being in the last week. Almost half the times he's been "swatted". That seems really weird to me unless he's doing it himself and ramping up as the hearing looms.
 
That's for direct contempt, when you commit contempt actually in the presence of the court and the judge witnesses it. That would actually be separate from what he's looking at in the Order to Show Cause, which is indirect contempt, i.e. violating a court order but not right in front of the judge.

That's the thing you see where someone tells the judge to go fuck himself and gets hauled right out by the bailiffs.
I know I'm being wildly optimistic but I'm hoping for Pat to go full Larry Flynt, child the Judge and throw an orange at him.
Or a stick of noggeronni.
Brotherman "Slackjawed Cow" has posted a text exchange with debtor Tomlinson, which produced the gem
"I don't fat, stalker"
View attachment 5286670
Oh that shits perfect.
"I don't fat, stalker" followed by Pat Psychobabble.
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Thats going in the PatPasta folder.
 
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The boys at Ona brought an old "Actual Tough Guy" classic back. I had totally forgotten about this one.

While you read it, please keep in mind: he tweeted this without an ounce of irony.
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And a new one I had never seen before, courtesy of Ona:
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He has to pray no one in his cell thinks "Is that a challenge? Shit, Pat... there are no drinks here!"
 
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