Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

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I guess no one's retarded enough to point fingers at the Farms when it's been reported as an accident instead of a suicide, so I'll ask everyone: what is the most convoluted conspiracy theory you can come up with as to how Kiwi Farms literally murdered this brave and stunning woman?
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In a bid for time, seeing how this heckin brave valid woman was going to show us that she could climb a mountain with just her BARE FISTS all the Kiwis collectively knocked down the real mountain that Kris was SUPER CERTAIN she mastered, then we all super robot combined and transformed into a far more perilous version of the ground. The mountain. And gravity itself to assist Joshua "Null" Moon; who through his fascist nazi-white supremacy-cisgender sorcery anamorphed into a peregrine falcon and divebombed the troon right in the girl-scrotum.

This attack was of course because Kris had found that if a trans person reaches a mountain summit while feeling "the best they ever felt in a long time" they will literally morph into the idealized version of themselves that doesn't have a massive Twitter meltdown about their face
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I'm typically against grave dancing and think it should be only reserved for the truly reviled but he would have done the same to us if news of one of us had pass on,
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Nigger had it coming.
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He ask and he has received.
Neil said:
Initially I felt sorry for this pathetic excuse of a human being, but stopped after remembering that this is what he said about his mom:
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He was gleefully awaiting his own mother's death and gloating about how he's basically killed off his family's bloodline by castrating himself for his fetish, calling his mom's genes a "poison" after she complimented him.

Make all the jokes you want about this shithead. He'd gloat the same way over anyone he dislikes meeting a fatal end.
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He truly deserved to die the way he did for just for saying that to his mom alone.
 
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Neil said:
Initially I felt sorry for this pathetic excuse of a human being, but stopped after remembering that this is what he said about his mom:
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He was gleefully awaiting his own mother's death and gloating about how he's basically killed off his family's bloodline by castrating himself for his fetish, calling his mom's genes a "poison" after she complimented him.

Make all the jokes you want about this shithead. He'd gloat the same way over anyone he dislikes meeting a fatal end.
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I hope the mom puts his deadname on his tombstone. It never fails to amaze me how vile troons are in regards to their parents. Their parents can be the most loving and supportive people in the world and it still isn't good enough. Seriously, fuck this guy and all troons like him. I feel sorry for his parents in them having to bury their mentally ill son but at the same time they are all probably breathing a sigh of relief. Now they are free of their troon sons histrionic bullshit and sexual degeneracy.
 
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Time for some mathematics homework. Did you graduate high school?

1) How much time does it take for Christopher to reach the ground?
2) What is Christopher's velocity when he hits the ground?
3) How much Newtons of impact?
4) Assuming Christopher has 10 hearts and every 50 Newtons does one heart of damage, how many hearts does Christopher have left?
5) Which item can Christopher use to prevent this Gravity Accident?

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Thomas Eugene Paris said:
Based on this transcript alone, I will not be surprised if we learn that drugs and/or a manic episode contributed to his death.
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He's tweaked the fuck out. The beady gaze and jerking movements are a dead giveaway.

Totally avoidable deaths are my fave. I'm picturing the news trickling through as the actual female climbers, lesbians, Subaru owners etc feel a wash of relief when they hear the details about the lack of rope and surplus of mentally ill dick
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
at first i thought it was dong gone who fell off a mountain and i was gonna make a joke about how he went from consent accidents to climbing accidents. but i see it was actually just the troon who got .is taken away.
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I almost wish it WAS dongles gone who fell off the cliff...would have been enough to convince me definitively there is a God.

(I'm agnostic but lean towards the possibly there is a god. but the fact that people like ding dong and goon Clown walk the earth make me wonder)
 
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AltisticRight said:
1) How much time does it take for Christopher to reach the ground?
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About 8 to 10 seconds. Plenty of time to think about their choices in life.
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2) What is Christopher's velocity when he hits the ground?
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77 m/s
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3) How much Newtons of impact?
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267540 Newtons? Not sure Joules to Newtons.
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4) Assuming Christopher has 10 hearts and every 50 Newtons does one heart of damage, how many hearts does Christopher have left?
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Christophers Heart Meter Rolled Over.
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5) Which item can Christopher use to prevent this Gravity Accident?
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A shorter noose.

Isn't math fun!
 
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Neil said:
Initially I felt sorry for this pathetic excuse of a human being, but stopped after remembering that this is what he said about his mom:
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He was gleefully awaiting his own mother's death and gloating about how he's basically killed off his family's bloodline by castrating himself for his fetish, calling his mom's genes a "poison" after she complimented him.

Make all the jokes you want about this shithead. He'd gloat the same way over anyone he dislikes meeting a fatal end.
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Yeah, I saw that one and instantly the very little amount of sympathy I had for him died. What did he expect the mom to say?
That's a fucking compliment that literally everyone is proud of them and they take it to Twitter of all fucking places to get victim points? Absolutely pathetic.

Ask yourself my fellow forum users: Have you ever tried to shame your parent to an entire community for asspats? If the answer is any form of "No, I'd literally never do that" congratulations, you are still human.
 
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