Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

I guess no one's retarded enough to point fingers at the Farms when it's been reported as an accident instead of a suicide, so I'll ask everyone: what is the most convoluted conspiracy theory you can come up with as to how Kiwi Farms literally murdered this brave and stunning woman?

As if any convulted conspiracy theory would be needed when it's clear as daylight what happened. You and your frens on Kiwi Farms terrorized this poor man until he couldn't take it anymore, had to leave his house and go for some simple chill free climbing to calm him down. Calling him names like Frankenstein and yelling "Kris, dude, you will never be a woman lol!" over and over again. Heck, I bet he didn't even want to go free climbing but he only forgot about the rope because he was in such stress because of y'all hate speech and your hitlerisms.

Rest in pieces, Kris.
 
Initially I felt sorry for this pathetic excuse of a human being, but stopped after remembering that this is what he said about his mom:
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He was gleefully awaiting his own mother's death and gloating about how he's basically killed off his family's bloodline by castrating himself for his fetish, calling his mom's genes a "poison" after she complimented him.

Make all the jokes you want about this shithead. He'd gloat the same way over anyone he dislikes meeting a fatal end.
 
All this joy you bastards are taking in this death is disgusting! You are all animals. Taking fun in seeing someone stuck between a rock and a hard place. literally.

On the other hand it's nice to see Mother Nature say "Fuck this bitch" and score one for the team.
 
Holy shit, the degenerate freak had his prayer answered. Now I'll have to reevaluate my lifelong atheautism.
Psalms 37

Rest in the LORD, and wait patiently for him: fret not thyself because of him who prospereth in his way, because of the man who bringeth wicked devices to pass.

Cease from anger, and forsake wrath: fret not thyself in any wise to do evil.

For evildoers shall be cut off: but those that wait upon the LORD, they shall inherit the earth.

For yet a little while, and the wicked shall not be: yea, thou shalt diligently consider his place, and it shall not be.

But the meek shall inherit the earth; and shall delight themselves in the abundance of peaceז

The wicked plotteth against the just, and gnasheth upon him with his teeth.

The Lord shall laugh at him: for he seeth that his day is comin.ח

The wicked have drawn out the sword, and have bent their bow, to cast down the poor and needy, and to slay such as be of upright conversation.

Their sword shall enter into their own heart, and their bows shall be
broken
 
I'm a big fan of gravity. You can't bullshit it, it just is. You can tell people that you don't accept that gravity was assigned to you by birth, you can even legally compel people to accept your delusion that you're not bound by gravity. But as your tumbling off that cliff because you bought your own pipe dream that you can fly, gravity doesn't care and you are still a man, albeit a dead man.
 
Psalms 37

Rest in the LORD, and wait patiently for him: fret not thyself because of him who prospereth in his way, because of the man who bringeth wicked devices to pass.

Cease from anger, and forsake wrath: fret not thyself in any wise to do evil.

For evildoers shall be cut off: but those that wait upon the LORD, they shall inherit the earth.

For yet a little while, and the wicked shall not be: yea, thou shalt diligently consider his place, and it shall not be.

But the meek shall inherit the earth; and shall delight themselves in the abundance of peaceז

The wicked plotteth against the just, and gnasheth upon him with his teeth.

The Lord shall laugh at him: for he seeth that his day is comin.ח

The wicked have drawn out the sword, and have bent their bow, to cast down the poor and needy, and to slay such as be of upright conversation.

Their sword shall enter into their own heart, and their bows shall be
broken
The Lord sneeds in hilarious ways.
 
I guess no one's retarded enough to point fingers at the Farms when it's been reported as an accident instead of a suicide, so I'll ask everyone: what is the most convoluted conspiracy theory you can come up with as to how Kiwi Farms literally murdered this brave and stunning woman?
Jersh mailed him some lysercig acid and convinced him he could fly, and pointed him to that mountain peak as his take-off point.

Hey, it's plausible
 
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