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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • April-May 2024

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  • June-July 2024

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  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.2%

  • October-November 2024

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  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 2.8%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 16.6%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 252 16.2%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 904 58.0%
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Tiresome said:
Ten bucks for one of Jack's FB "buddies" to come on and comment that Jack must be going woke if he put a black guy on his thumbnail for no reason.
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Why is he injecting race politics into his appliance reviews?
 
8mm Cunningham said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IkEmPa1yp3oJack is convinced all meat is fake if it doesn't have a bone.
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>Meat grinder
>Black man as thumbnail, for some reason
Okay, Jack. Okay, don't need to hide it, you're American.

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Listen to this fat slag talk about "printed chicken" and "fake meat" in the store, as if he knows a single thing. News flash Jack, lab grown meat is very expensive and clearly labelled, there's no incentive to hide the fact it's lab grown when that's a selling point, idiot. Lab grown meat is also basically meat content and taste-wise. Yeah, I've tried that stuff already. No one will spend $25 on some chicken breasts, lab grown meat will not be a thing.

How would a cheap meat grinder fix that?

>Ways to prevent fake meat
>I'm not eating fake meat
>Criminals run it
You shouldn't be eating meat period, you fat fuck. You should be eating carrots and cucumbers.

>They can't duplicate bones in a laboratory
???
Yes, yes we can Jack. Stem cells can cultured and grown on scaffolds. Smaller sized bones can be "grown" in a lab. This has been around since the 2000s.

>Making my own ground meat
>I don't want to eat pink slime
>I don't want to eat antibiotics
What the fuck is this fat moron talking about? What does pink slime and antibiotics have to do with fake meat? It's real meat that's pumped up with antibiotics you fat fucking retard.

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Look at this piece of cheap trash struggle with just several bits of meat, it's clogged up already like Jack's blood vessels. This fat illiterate blob didn't even bother reading the manual, plunging the sausage tubes in. Reading hard, too woke, only for fake meat enthusiast, I guess.

B+ product? Seriously? Anything to get that affiliate link up.
F- "review".
 
Pig Cups said:
It's kind of a weird question, but I gotta ask...why the black man?

Not that it's offensive in any way- absolutely not. It just seems like a weird choice for Jack, in light of his palpable distaste for the melanated. I can't help but think that he went out of his way to include that because of insecurity spawned by our ongoing reminders of his racist tendencies, which he wants us to think he *totally* doesn't have anymore.
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Honest opinion? Tammy is half-assing the shit and doesn't care. Jack isn't capable of doing his own editing, production, or cooking at this point.
 
8mm Cunningham said:
Honest opinion? Tammy is half-assing the shit and doesn't care. Jack isn't capable of doing his own editing, production, or cooking at this point.
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That African-American gentleman has probably helped her with a few problems caused by being married to a limp-dick jackass.
 
AltisticRight said:
Listen to this fat slag talk about "printed chicken" and "fake meat" in the store, as if he knows a single thing. News flash Jack, lab grown meat is very expensive and clearly labelled, there's no incentive to hide the fact it's lab grown when that's a selling point, idiot. Lab grown meat is also basically meat content and taste-wise. Yeah, I've tried that stuff already. No one will spend $25 on some chicken breasts, lab grown meat will not be a thing.

How would a cheap meat grinder fix that?

>Ways to prevent fake meat
>I'm not eating fake meat
>Criminals run it
You shouldn't be eating meat period, you fat fuck. You should be eating carrots and cucumbers.

>They can't duplicate bones in a laboratory
???
Yes, yes we can Jack. Stem cells can cultured and grown on scaffolds. Smaller sized bones can be "grown" in a lab. This has been around since the 2000s.

>Making my own ground meat
>I don't want to eat pink slime
>I don't want to eat antibiotics
What the fuck is this fat moron talking about? What does pink slime and antibiotics have to do with fake meat? It's real meat that's pumped up with antibiotics you fat fucking retard.
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You have to understand the man is a retard that gets all his news on nutrition from his brother. So if Charles is against lab grown meat then Jagoff is going to be against it.

Besides that, expecting Jagoff to actually understand anything is asking too much.
 
Pig Cups said:
It's kind of a weird question, but I gotta ask...why the black man?
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my only thought was that jack is old enough that the 1900s cliche of a Black guy bugging his eyes out in amazement is still culturally imprinted on him. i'm sure in his FB groups they're still posting vintage minstrel humor alongside the warnings that Antifa is switching our cheeseburgers for lab meat
 
lindsayfan said:
my only thought was that jack is old enough that the 1900s cliche of a Black guy bugging his eyes out in amazement is still culturally imprinted on him. i'm sure in his FB groups they're still posting vintage minstrel humor alongside the warnings that Antifa is switching our cheeseburgers for lab meat
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He was born in 1967 and in the home he complained at length about people older than him knowing trivia from the early 20th that to his ulcerated brain was ancient history. Jack knows nothing and is curious about nothing, except anything that can sate his addictions.
 

explain THE JACK PACK​

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The Jack Pack, otherwise known as half a new Tam Tax Scam and half Jack trading "exposure" and his "experience" for fat for his maw and new toys to use once.
 
Jack in the box recently relaunched the Jack Pack. It's an anemic snack box with a mini hamburger, 1/4 an order of fries, and a tiny coke.

Jack would give it a D- for "not being worth the money".

I hope they C&D Scalfatty.

People are posting the recently scaled back portions at Jack in the box, and it's truly pathetic. Imagine eight jojo's, and a kraft single.


I do find the video amusing though. Jack's trying to form a union of absolute retards. It reminds me of Grocer in Grosse Pointe Blank.

"Don't paw me with your dirty little guild."
 
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Jack had better not ever order anything except bone in meat in any restaurant ever again, lest he become a hypocrite. No more burgers, tacos, strip mall chinese food or pizza ever again unless he makes tammy make it from scratch at home. Oh, and my theory for the black guy stock photo is that he meant to put it on the frozen watermelon sludge video, but boomered it up because the mush part of his brain takes up more room than the racist part of his brain.
 
Piggle Rick said:
I just binged a bunch of Rob’s stuff in the background while I did other stuff and it’s so soothing and wholesome. Plus, he can actually cook. Salutations, Rob.
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Whenever I'm having a bad day I binge Rob videos and it turns into a good day.
Pig Cups said:
It's kind of a weird question, but I gotta ask...why the black man?
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It turns out Rekieta isn't the only one who vacations at Hedonism II
AltisticRight said:
Look at this piece of cheap trash struggle with just several bits of meat,
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This video made me MATI. He has a KitchenAid with a grinder attachment. There's no excuse for him to be using some Chineesium piece of shit.
Kosher Salt said:
Have you ever heard of a guy named Montagraph?
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Careful. Do. not. defame. He did not have intercourse with the melon. He simply fingered it in a suggestive manner.
 
Tiresome said:
He was born in 1967 and in the home he complained at length about people older than him knowing trivia from the early 20th that to his ulcerated brain was ancient history. Jack knows nothing and is curious about nothing, except anything that can sate his addictions.
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That is, unironically, the most millennial thing I can imagine him saying. I've run across this so often that you mention a movie that was made prior to... 1985 and some millennial will say, "that's before my time!" but then they've still watched the original "Star Wars" a dozen times.

Jagoff has no curiosity. He's only about what food can he eat, what gadget can he buy and what video he can watch to be offended over. Oh and what can he bitch about on Facebook.

Neko GF said:

explain THE JACK PACK​

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Faggot turned off comments for his video. He knew people were going to be challenging him in the comments on some of these things. But beyond that he's not really got the clout for this. You need a larger name for such a thing. Not a guy with an overinflated ego and gut.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
Faggot turned off comments for his video. He knew people were going to be challenging him in the comments on some of these things. But beyond that he's not really got the clout for this. You need a larger name for such a thing. Not a guy with an overinflated ego and gut.
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Imagine at one point some idiots on television were willing to pay actual money for his name and online clout. Easily the peak of Jack's life, and he blubbered like an infant and bitched out of it.
 
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