Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[lostinwoods]

imagine a 600 pounder having a pet, not just one pet but f'ing three pets. What a cluster fuck.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

imagine a 600 pounder having a pet, not just one pet but f'ing three pets. What a cluster fuck.

What is especially sad is that indoor cats are about as low maintenance as you can possibly get, in terms of pets. Even a deathfat should be able to easily take care of a healthy cat - give them decent food, refill their water frequently, keep the cat box clean, brush them and clip claws if necessary, and pay enough attention to them that you notice if they need vet care (which you should have money put aside for in case). That's literally it, you can even exercise them/play with them without getting off your ass, let them chase the laser pointer or give them catnip and flick Q-tips at them or some shit then they'll sleep for 14 hours. Deathfats may have physical difficulties but neglecting a cat is just sheer laziness, there's no excuse. Amber doesn't even seem to like cats given her willingness to dump them outside when inconvenienced, if you view them with this level of contempt I don't understand why the fuck you'd even get cats.

Lmao at lardass making hardwood floors and walk-in closets a priority for finding a new place when she should be looking for which places have a freight elevator and rental insurance that will cover damage done when the firemen have to take a hatchet to the doorways.

 

[Canuck Breaker]

clip claws if necessary, and pay enough attention to them that you notice if they need vet care (which you should have money put aside for in case).

Even easier, many vets now offer an affordable monthly/yearly "supplemental insurance" plan. I think we pay like $50/month and it covers a monthly claw trim, quarterly checkup (and any associated meds/shots), an annual grooming, and covers a ton of the cost of a major surgery if necessary.

Combine that with pet supply subscription services and automated litter boxes, taking care of a cat is about as easy as a Tomagachi.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

You guys that are pondering the whole '3 pets puts her out of the limit' thing are overthinking things.

She'll just admit to only Twonk and Rarity. Wasabi won't be mentioned and will simply be silently moved in. End of story.

That is, if she doesn't get rid of him first. We all know he's the least favorite of her pets.

I wonder if the new "girlfriend", when she find her, has also a cat or a dog, or both? Which cat or dog will be thrown in the back of the sofa?

Even easier, many vets now offer an affordable monthly/yearly "supplemental insurance" plan. I think we pay like $50/month and it covers a monthly claw trim, quarterly checkup (and any associated meds/shots), an annual grooming, and covers a ton of the cost of a major surgery if necessary.

You are assuming that she cares about the animals. For her, they are accessories, much like her purses. Amber cares only for Amber. She did not want to buy a new pair of glasses for Becky.

 

[Canuck Breaker]

You are assuming that she cares about the animals.

No. I'm trying to illustrate in as much detail as possible just how little she cares, specifically by contrasting her inaction against just how little action is required for proper pet care.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

No. I'm trying to illustrate in as much detail as possible just how little she cares, specifically by contrasting her inaction against just how little action is required for proper pet care.

Fair enough. It indeed shows that money is not always the reason for not caring for your pets. Amber's worst thoughtless act was when Twinkie was in pain and she decided to go to a restaurant instead of bringing him to the vet. Unconscionable.

 

[Canuck Breaker]

Fair enough. It indeed shows that money is not always the reason for not caring for your pets. Amber's worst thoughtless act was when Twinkie was in pain and she decided to go to a restaurant instead of bringing him to the vet. Unconscionable.

It only makes me hate feds more that they did nothing to save her poor animals. They all have fantastic personalities and just want the love of a caring family. They could have had that easily but animal control decided not liberate the camp.

Also, why do vets not have to report possible abuse the way doctors do with children? Why is it that she can bring in an overweight Twonk with long ass nails and and obvious signs of insufficient care (as well has having a history of AC reports) but have no consequences, yet you bring in a toddler who gets hurt one time with no other signs of abuse and they have to call CPS?

 

[FickleFuck]

Amber has every resource possible to take care of herself and her pets, it's her laziness and selfishness that gets in the way. She barely bathes or brushes herself, she's not going to prioritize the animals grooming or need for clean litter boxes over herself, whom she doesn't take care of either. Just like with herself, she'll throw food at the problem and when shit gets bad expect the ER, or the emergency vet in the pets' cases, to fix the problem. They're all doomed.

 

[Vingle]

why do vets not have to report possible abuse the way doctors do with children? Why is it that she can bring in an overweight Twonk with long ass nails and and obvious signs of insufficient care (as well has having a history of AC reports) but have no consequences, yet you bring in a toddler who gets hurt one time with no other signs of abuse and they have to call CPS?

Pets are legally seen as objects, meanwhile kids aren't

 

[Majadorno]

TL;DR: It's a typical Amber vlog of all talk and no action.

I just wanted to say thank you for doing written summaries of her vids. I can't stand to watch her for more than a couple minutes, but I love to keep up on what's happening.

 

[Salvador Dali]

trying to get back with her..., who is "my friend?", I got approved!! | vlog

Spoiler: August 21, 2023 Archive

I hope the archive works. edit: the archive seems to be working for me on tor but not the clearnet. Idk if the issue is just on my end. Anyway fuck fat Albert !

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

It only makes me hate feds more that they did nothing to save her poor animals. They all have fantastic personalities and just want the love of a caring family. They could have had that easily but animal control decided not liberate the camp.

Also, why do vets not have to report possible abuse the way doctors do with children? Why is it that she can bring in an overweight Twonk with long ass nails and and obvious signs of insufficient care (as well has having a history of AC reports) but have no consequences, yet you bring in a toddler who gets hurt one time with no other signs of abuse and they have to call CPS?

I know people really want Amber to be an animal abuser, but long nails and obesity pale in comparison with some of the horrific things people do to animals. The standard for acceptable treatment of domestic animals is so low that bringing one to a veterinarian at all provides plausible deniability for any evidence of substandard care. I would bet that any indications of actual abuse would merit action, but overall, it's the animals who aren't receiving veterinary care who you should worry about.

I also challenge you to find examples of a DCFS report being made on the basis of "a toddler who gets hurt one time with no other signs of abuse". People also really want it to be true that mandated reporters arbitrarily target innocent parents, but in most cases, there is at least some basis for suspicion. For example, the explanation provided for an isolated injury may be enough to raise red flags. The fact that an investigation may uncover no evidence of ongoing abuse doesn't necessarily mean that the report was unfounded.

Ultimately, people care a lot more than children than animals, so the index of suspicion for abuse is much lower when the potential victim is a kid.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I know people really want Amber to be an animal abuser, but long nails and obesity pale in comparison with some of the horrific things people do to animals. The standard for acceptable treatment of domestic animals is so low that bringing one to a veterinarian at all provides plausible deniability for any evidence of substandard care. I would bet that any indications of actual abuse would merit action, but overall, it's the animals who aren't receiving veterinary care who you should worry about.

I think that Amber' care of her animals is from her lack of knowledge than from being mean to the animals. Amber never learned how to take care of animals. She does not brush her cats because she does not know that they need to be brushed. What is more important is that she does not wants to learn to take care of animals. Amber only knows that love is equal to food. so she excessively feed then and provide treats. Most animals do not need treats.

 

[Canuck Breaker]

I also challenge you to find examples of a DCFS report being made on the basis of "a toddler who gets hurt one time with no other signs of abuse".

Spoiler: off topic

Literally happened to my best friend, but it's safe to assume I wouldn't be believed and I'd rather not power level hard enough to prove anything.

All I will say is I have a connection with a local DCFS prosecutor who has informed me that my city has a problem with overzealous social workers.

Regardless, I don't think she's an animal abuser. But I also don't think she's fit to own pets. She's more of an animal neglecter, which is bad in its own way.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Plot Summary with commentary. Okay, I don't have the patience for her shit today, so we'll just do a sensor sweep and steer clear of the Recap Zone in order to get this mission over with as quickly as possible. LET'S GO!

Spoiler: trying to get back with her..., who is "my friend?", I got approved!! | vlog

FREEZE FRAME!!

Shit... I thought she quit the gummies...

Before and after molment... Meh.

"Weigh in" molment: 529.0lbs. Down 14lbs in 5 days. And if you believe that, Karina has a bridge of Kermits to sell you.

FREEZE FRAME!!

Holy shit, that's going to visit me in my nightmares tonight...

Also, WTF is going on with her chin? It's big and saggy on our right (her left), but is noticibly smaller on our left (her right). Are her filters glitching out? Did she lose all 14lbs from her right jowl? I'm so confused right now...

Do you want to know what she's done to lose 2.398% of her total body weight (542 down to 529)? Tune in next time: same FAT time; same FAT channel! She doesn't feel comfortable talking about it yet, because she always loses the plot after she tells her audience.

Amber complains that she can't wear the fugly pink earrings she wanted to wear today, because she's lost the earring backs. The earrings she's currently wearing have no keepers, either. For someone supposedly passionate about earrings, it's baffling how she seems to have lost SEVERAL HUNDRED PAIRS OF KEEPERS. What a shitshow.

Footage of Ambo walking Twinkie and complaining about the heat. 1 of 3 pets accounted for.

JUMPCUT!! Amber insists that her "friend" is just a friend she's had for over a decade - someone she met in Virginia. She claims that you've never heard about her, because when Amber gets in relationships, she gives 100% of her energy and attention to her partner to the exclusion of all of these friends that she's totally ALWAYS HAD. And now that she doesn't have a partner, she can put ALL of this energy back into her friends again. .... Too bad that during the breakup she admitted that she had no friends.

"I'm not in a relationship, I'm not getting into a relationship, this is strictly a friend". Yeah, and 'Feline' was local, right?

MOVING UPDATE!! Long story short: the place Amber applied to approved her about 5 minutes after she sent her application (despite Amber having problems trying to figure out what proof of income documents to submit to them). 5 minute approval with no security check? High class apartment for our high class gorl. OMG could you imagine if she ended up being in the same building as SHAQUANA JEFFERSON?! THAT IS THE CROSSOVER WE NEED!!

JUMPCUT!! Ambo moved her standing desk into her living room, because she's going to pile the big stuff she's getting rid of in the living room. As she didn't film it for humiliation clicks, I'm more inclined to believe that she nagged Jade to do it the other day when Jade was cleaning out Ambo's storage unit.

Rarity sighting! 2 of 3 pets accounted for.

"South of Nowhere" sperging.

Hurpling into the office to show her progress! Cat tree is being tossed because a new and better one will be bought for the new place. The office is now holding everything that Ambo has packed for the move: a couple of laminated MDF shelves and a box of purses.

FREEZE FRAME!

Pile of stuff she's getting rid of - including the doormats that she just bought a couple months ago? Apparently, this is the second pile; Maid-Jade already dumped the first pile at the GoodWill.

EEEEW, she's DONATING the old cat and dog toys! What a dirty bitch.

JUMPCUT!! Amber found her scratch art collection. She's going to get rid of them (hopefully in the trash and not the GoodWill). I wonder what happened to the other 30+ unused scratch pads she bought (as she had to buy them in full case quantities)?

PO BOX TIME!! Amber got: fugly hair clips, fugly earrings, a knockoff lego kit, a ... trinket?, a journal, a Willo Davis 'Toxic Lake' t-shirt, Cedar for smudging, an amethyst thingy, a medallion with an inspirational saying, stickers, and the book 'The Four Agreements'.

POPSICLE STICK TIME!!

QUESTION: Have you tried to get back with Feline since the breakup?

NO! Even when she said that she'd repeat their worst days over again to have her back, she never took Jade back! Amber's not going to BEG someone to be with her! And she always knew it was the right choice to break up.
TRANSLATION: Jade wanted nothing to do with her and wasn't falling for Amber's manipulation.. Amber never had any power over whether they'd get back together again.

And HAHAHAHAHA at the part where she said she's not going to beg. Remember her crying about how she'd take Destiny back in a heartbeat and would never give up on her? Remember her crying to Becky about how Becky never gave her another chance?

Also, the more she insists this, the more I believe that she and Jade broke up once/a couple times, and Amber was able to manipulate Jade back each previous time.

QUESTION: Have feeders ever reached out to you?

Only one. And that was in 2019! And it was a woman! Amber inturrupts this dialogue to talk about her fridge's compressor, indicating that this is total bullshit. Also, It doesn't matter whether any have contacted you or not: it's obvious you are trying to pander to degenerates with your eating on camera.

QUESTION: What is your ultimate goal weight?

Ultimate is 199lbs (which makes sense, as she likely has about 70lbs of lose skin), but her next weight loss goal is 460-470ish, to get her to where she was when on Ozempic.

Amber says that tomorrow is her "first official weigh in", without giving any information - just saying that she's afraid of talking about it and getting people's opinions. Don't worry, Amber, I'm sure most people (like me) don't actually give a shit.

Byee!!

TL;DR: 529.0lbs. Amber claims to have gotten approved for her apartment 5 minutes after sending the application. Amber moved a bunch of shit around without actually accomplishing anything in regards to packing (she also didn't show it, so it was likely Jade who moved everything when she came over to lug the junk out of the storage unit). Amber keeps hinting that she's doing something to lose weight, but "doesn't want to talk about it". Amber opens a bunch of junk from her PO Box. Bullshit popsicle stick questions. Rarity and Twinkie sighting. Amber apparently breaks the filter she was using while filming herself (that, or she lost all 14 lbs from her right jowl).

 

[New & Improved Username]

Did I hear right, that she said she doesn't want to live in a place built in the 1990s? Are we supposed to crumple up and throw away buildings when they're over 10 years old? She needs a brand new everything because of??? That's one of the stupidest things I've heard her say, unless I misheard because I watch at 1.75x speed and can't be assed to give her my full attention.

 

[dfranki723]

She* needs the ''modern aesthetic'' so she can pretend to be a fashionable, GIRLBOSS influencer.

 

[Xenomorph]

Meanwhile the dumb ass wanted at one point to live in NYC wherre most buildings remain unchanged since 1920-1950 lmao

 

[Insulin reid]

I am in awe sometimes at ambers ability to go off of aesthetics alone but also be completely inept at attaining one or any for that matter.
No old buildings means updated modern situation type deals only.
Needs luxury apartment because reasons but wont keep it nice
Living in NY or California is more for saying she lives in NY or California than actually just being there.
She has no sense of style, idea about herself or stick to an overall theme in her decor (besides "lezbean pride lmao") and whats currently being sold at any given target/walmart at any given time.

And yet shes a you-toober girly-pop who wants to live the livestyle lie other lifestyle vloggers are selling on youtube.

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

I am in awe sometimes at ambers ability to go off of aesthetics alone but also be completely inept at attaining one or any for that matter.
No old buildings means updated modern situation type deals only.
Needs luxury apartment because reasons but wont keep it nice
Living in NY or California is more for saying she lives in NY or California than actually just being there.
She has no sense of style, idea about herself or stick to an overall theme in her decor (besides "lezbean pride lmao") and whats currently being sold at any given target/walmart at any given time.

And yet shes a you-toober girly-pop who wants to live the livestyle lie other lifestyle vloggers are selling on youtube.

Depending on how old the apartment is she may not even fit in several parts of it.
The 70s thru early 90s there weren't many deathfats walking around the US like there are now. Apartments weren't built to accommodate fatties and disabled people.
And.... if she wants to live in a non-luxury apartment in a metro area she's super fucked. Those older apartments were made for yups.
eg. I've been wanting to live where I do for a long time. It's downtown. Visiting friends over the years there were certain spots I just couldn't get through comfortably and had to wait until I lost enough weight to move here and I was half her weight at the time.
Plus side... these Apts are built to withstand it ALL including fires and she won't fall through a floor or wall because everything is Concrete. That will kill her about an older metro apartment too.