💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 17 1.1%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.2%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.4%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 2.8%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 16.6%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 252 16.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 904 58.0%

  • Total voters
    1,558
Jack "Congestive Heart Failure" Scalfani gurgles through another episode of Restaurant Roulette, of course without revealing anything about how the restaurants get chosen.
I can picture Tammy and Junior proposing this idea to him to make it sound exciting and then just go where they feel like going without his input and tell him they randomized the Google machine.
 
Faggot turned off comments for his video. He knew people were going to be challenging him in the comments on some of these things. But beyond that he's not really got the clout for this. You need a larger name for such a thing. Not a guy with an overinflated ego and gut.
But think of all of the viewers that Fatty could contribute to someone else's channel! It's hilarious that Fatty is back on the idiotic youtube marketing hype nonsense again. I never watched his shit about trying to make money on youtube, but of all of the people trying to be a youtube marketing guru or whatever the idea of anyone taking Fatty seriously for this is hilarious.
 
NEW JACK PACK™ MERCH DROP
For only $46.99, Jack's Merch Store offers the new signature "HEP JACK Creators Helping Cre" design. It's exclusive and sure to be a hit.
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Oh, is that too flashy for you? Perhaps you'd prefer something a bit more demure and lighter on the ol' wallet? At $24.99, you can proudly display that you are APART FROM THE JACK PACK. Yes! The spelling/grammar choice IS intentional, why do you ask?
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For me, it's the JOTG bucket hat featuring Jack wearing a JOTG snapback. What an absolute beaut.

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DEAR LORD, THATS A REAL PRODUCT
I thought for sure it was photoshopped

You know, a part of my brain wants to buy some Jack merch, so when friends or family come over, they will inevitably ask why I have a hideous yellow bucket hat with a soyface on it, and then I will have to politely admit that I watch this narcissistic retard with delusions of grandeur and a dead arm...
 
NEW JACK PACK™ MERCH DROP
For only $46.99, Jack's Merch Store offers the new signature "HEP JACK Creators Helping Cre" design. It's exclusive and sure to be a hit.
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Oh, is that too flashy for you? Perhaps you'd prefer something a bit more demure and lighter on the ol' wallet? At $24.99, you can proudly display that you are APART FROM THE JACK PACK. Yes! The spelling/grammar choice IS intentional, why do you ask?
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Someone spilled the beans. Jack updated the merch and fixed the "apart" to "a part".
 
But think of all of the viewers that Fatty could contribute to someone else's channel! It's hilarious that Fatty is back on the idiotic youtube marketing hype nonsense again. I never watched his shit about trying to make money on youtube, but of all of the people trying to be a youtube marketing guru or whatever the idea of anyone taking Fatty seriously for this is hilarious.
The fact that he honestly thinks he knows how to make money on Youtube is ridiculous. Even if you go for the most generous he's bringing maybe $1000 a month through youtube. Great as a side hustle but not if you're looking to be a big name. And we all know he wants to be a big name. He wants to be one of those guys that people look up to and say he's an inspiration. And those that do? They all look like they're missing chromosomes.

At $24.99, you can proudly display that you are APART FROM THE JACK PACK. Yes! The spelling/grammar choice IS intentional, why do you ask?
Strokebrain strikes again. In one word he's created a shirt saying that people want nothing to do with him.

You can't make shit like this up.

Someone spilled the beans. Jack updated the merch and fixed the "apart" to "a part".
Oh crap. There goes my fun.
 
NEW JACK PACK™ MERCH DROP
For only $46.99, Jack's Merch Store offers the new signature "HEP JACK Creators Helping Cre" design. It's exclusive and sure to be a hit.
View attachment 5288953
Oh, is that too flashy for you? Perhaps you'd prefer something a bit more demure and lighter on the ol' wallet? At $24.99, you can proudly display that you are APART FROM THE JACK PACK. Yes! The spelling/grammar choice IS intentional, why do you ask?
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Is this Jack's way of coming out of the closet?
If I were a shithead I would report Jack's Jack Pack merch to Jack in the box.
No. This is the funniest thing Jack has done in years.
 
The perfect Slogan for the The Jack Pack

"The Jack Pack, We're a Christian Group of Men who when not on our knees thanking God for every inch of Glory he awards us with we're giving each other a helping hand.".
 
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