Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

glass_houses said:
The fact that the dog had to bark to wake him up to change angles suggests that most of the time the troon didn't even wake up when it was being done. Makes me queasy when I think about what else the troon was 'sleeping' through.
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The phrase "preferred angle of entry" makes it pretty obvious that the dog wasn't using its tongue. That's how it was interpreted at the time and nothing has ever disproved it.
 
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Wy4M said:
Kris Nova's impact was felt far and wide.
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Dr Cruel said:
One sphincter is retired, but other apertures open up. For example, doesn't this reopen the address now?
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Property will go to whoever he's designated in his will. If there's no will there will be a legal process to determine his next of kin and suitable heir. Legally, the address is bought and paid for. It will not be available again for purchase until it's sold by his heir, or the licensing period runs out.

All property has to go through the due process, regardless of whether it's intellectual, electronic, or physical. The only way the address will come back onto the market anytime soon is if he rented it month to month.
 
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glass_houses said:
Property will go to whoever he's designated in his will. If there's no will there will be a legal process to determine his next of kin and suitable heir. Legally, the address is bought and paid for. It will not be available again for purchase until it's sold by his heir, or the licensing period runs out.

All property has to go through the due process, regardless of whether it's intellectual, electronic, or physical. The only way the address will come back onto the market anytime soon is if he rented it month to month.
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Let's see how long Kris had paid for the licensing period.
 
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Neil said:
Initially I felt sorry for this pathetic excuse of a human being, but stopped after remembering that this is what he said about his mom:
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He was gleefully awaiting his own mother's death and gloating about how he's basically killed off his family's bloodline by castrating himself for his fetish, calling his mom's genes a "poison" after she complimented him.

Make all the jokes you want about this shithead. He'd gloat the same way over anyone he dislikes meeting a fatal end.
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Mother did it need to be so high...
 
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Android raptor said:
Personally I don't feel up to grave dance. They were a shitty person but damn, that's a way to go.

Guess we all have to be thankful for every day we get, because who knows if we're gonna get in a crazy accident or something the next day.
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Free soloing (no ropes) a mountain isn't a crazy accident, it's a totally and easily preventable one. He was fueled by stupidity and ego which is amusing since Kris had claimed ego death a few months ago. You see lots of people free climbing (i.e. only safety ropes in case of fall) but if you can say your free solo'ed the mountain you are superior to all those plebs. Alex Honnold* (who has a brain not built like normal humans) free solo'ing El Capitan in 2018 really started a craze among idiots like Kris. Kris's death was totally preventable, all he needed to do was use a safety harness like all the other climbers but he was too special for those pesky safety measures lesser free climbers use.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. The only difference between free solo and free climbing is you won't die if your hand or foot slips or your muscles get too tired.

(*They studied Honold's brain and found unlike most humans he has no "rush" or fear response in dangerous situations like hanging off a mountain with no ropes. Most climbers are known as adrenaline junkies because they get a rush out of these dangerous climbs, but they found no such response in Alex's brain, in fact the opposite. Apparently it's the absolute calmness and feeling no "rush" whatsoever that allows Honold to do the absolutely batshit dangerous free solo climbs and why he is so different from other climbers. But I do think idolizing Honnold will lead to plenty of death in the climbing community via free solo climbs. )
 
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Baraadmirer said:
Can someone point me to where Nova was shown to be free soloing? I don't seem to be looking in the right places.
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He might not have been, but he had been bragging about doing free solo climbs and it's been referred to as a fall causing death.

He might have managed to die free climbing for all we know, maybe his ropes broke or his harness wasn't secure or he got bonked by falling rock, but I think it's the combination of his claims of free solo'ing and a "fall" death that made people assume it was a free solo attempt. Once people start boasting about free soloing they get really focuses on doing more and "proving" they don't need no stinking ropes to be a pure climber.

Fact is most people aren't Reinhold Messner (God among men who knows to use fucking ropes) or Alex Honnold. I do find it ironic that Kris was focused on such a masculine endeavor. I think he hoped he could become a famous "woman free solo climber" because real woman are generally sensible enough to free climb. Free solo is a real "look at the size of my balls" male thing. It's only extra ironic if Kris was castrated.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Free soloing (no ropes) a mountain isn't a crazy accident, it's a totally and easily preventable one. He was fueled by stupidity and ego which is amusing since Kris had claimed ego death a few months ago. You see lots of people free climbing (i.e. only safety ropes in case of fall) but if you can say your free solo'ed the mountain you are superior to all those plebs. Alex Honnold* (who has a brain not built like normal humans) free solo'ing El Capitan in 2018 really started a craze among idiots like Kris. Kris's death was totally preventable, all he needed to do was use a safety harness like all the other climbers but he was too special for those pesky safety measures lesser free climbers use.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. The only difference between free solo and free climbing is you won't die if your hand or foot slips or your muscles get too tired.

(*They studied Honold's brain and found unlike most humans he has no "rush" or fear response in dangerous situations like hanging off a mountain with no ropes. Most climbers are known as adrenaline junkies because they get a rush out of these dangerous climbs, but they found no such response in Alex's brain, in fact the opposite. Apparently it's the absolute calmness and feeling no "rush" whatsoever that allows Honold to do the absolutely batshit dangerous free solo climbs and why he is so different from other climbers. But I do think idolizing Honnold will lead to plenty of death in the climbing community via free solo climbs. )
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Yeah that does sound pretty stupid and dangerous. I guess there have always been people who will abandon common sense and do stupid, thrill-seeking shit.

I'm pretty phobic of height/falling, so it's hard for me not to cringe hearing about shit like that.
 
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teriyakiburns said:
The phrase "preferred angle of entry" makes it pretty obvious that the dog wasn't using its tongue. That's how it was interpreted at the time and nothing has ever disproved it.
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I'm pretty sure that dog had a "preferred angle of entry" into other orifices of this disgusting troon.
 
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