Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Iron Jaguar]

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lol, lmao.


With these ones I just really wonder what the families make of the union. Does her dad think "at least she's marrying a nice man"? Does his dad think "at least she's really a woman so he isn't a true and honest faggot"? Do the moms cry at night, or not?

I think they're both women.

 

[cerulean hydra]

I think they're both women.

I dunno, look at the feet. Dude has clown shoes on in comparison to the pooner (and she's wearing heels lmao). His forehead also looks pretty male, and his head is quite noticeably bigger than hers (more than the extreme height difference would account for).

but I'm a little retarded so maybe there's a joke here that I'm missing.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

I dunno, look at the feet. Dude has clown shoes on in comparison to the pooner (and she's wearing heels lmao). His forehead also looks pretty male, and his head is quite noticeably bigger than hers (more than the extreme height difference would account for).

but I'm a little retarded so maybe there's a joke here that I'm missing.

TBH, at first I thought NoahJess had finally gotten married

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I think they're both women.

I dunno, look at the feet. Dude has clown shoes on in comparison to the pooner (and she's wearing heels lmao). His forehead also looks pretty male, and his head is quite noticeably bigger than hers (more than the extreme height difference would account for).

but I'm a little retarded so maybe there's a joke here that I'm missing.

*puts on troon analysis glasses*

Blonde-o has enormous feet and hands that are bony like man-extremities, lacking subcutaneous fat.

Jaw and shoulder are both pretty angular. Shoulders appear definitely wider than hips even standing at the weird angle. Hint of that extra bony adam's apple some thin guys have can be seen in profile.

Thighs are | | while hers are \/.

He definitely has the proportions of a gangly young man (long arms and legs, big hands and feet, skinny rectangle shape) rather than a thin young woman.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

*puts on troon analysis glasses*

"Transnalysis"?
"Sex-Ray Specs"?

 

[Pesadilla]

Lovely hon/pooner couple from Czechia.

 

[glass_houses]

Lovely hon/pooner couple from Czechia.

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God, I can't wait for both the troon fashion and the 'ironic' deliberate ugliness fashion to die.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Crossposting from the SRS Horrors Thread, there was a pooner reported in medical literature who had a stroke, presumably from her T and didn't get help in time and now she has Locked-in syndrome, IDK if she can even reliably use an eye gaze device, bc her eyes only go up and down not side to side or around:

Has this been posted here before? Not surgery but terrible results from unethical medical care:

https://n.neurology.org/content/100/17_Supplement_2/2660

An otherwise healthy 23-year-old transgender male on one year of testosterone therapy presented in an obtunded state. Examination revealed complete quadriplegia with sparing of vertical eye movements, consistent with locked-in syndrome. ... Unfortunately, the patient was out of the time window for any acute stroke interventions.​

This 23-year-old woman, who is now conscious but completely paralyzed except for vertical eye movements, must be extremely happy that she was able to have her gender affirmed using safe and effective treatments.

A medfag said it's very rare for someone that young to not be treated for stroke so she got treatment extremely late:

How long was she "in an obtunded state" before anyone took her seriously? The line about it being too late for acute interventions makes me think it was quite a long time in stroke terms. I think they're taking about recombinant tissue plasminogen activator (tPA), which is a thrombolytic medication that is given as a single intravenous injection. It "dissolves" the clot blocking the blood vessel in the brain, restoring blood flow to the damaged tissue and reversing some of the effects of the stroke. Since it came to market in the 1990s, tPA has revolutionized acute treatment of stroke and vastly improved patient survival.

It needs to be given as soon as possible, because the longer the tissue is without adequate blood, the larger the damaged area and the more likely it is that the oxygen-starved cells will die. Unlike the other organs, dead brain tissue can't really repair itself by producing new healthy cells, although it tries. If too much of the brain tissue is completely dead, there's no point in administering tPA. The prescribing information indicates that it should be given within 3 hours of the onset of stroke symptoms, but in research settings, benefit has been shown at up to 4.5 hours. In practice, a lot of doctors are willing to fudge it a little and give tPA even if it's been slightly longer, because the benefits in many cases outweigh the risks. Especially in younger patients, the possibility that tPA will reduce at least some of the post-stroke functional deficits mean it's worth a shot, literally and figuratively, even if it's technically been too long. This patient was 23. In my experience, physicians are really willing to pull out all the stops attempting interventions in anyone that young, because they theoretically have so many years left to live and can withstand intensive treatment.

The fact that they concluded intervention would be pointless in an otherwise healthy 23 year old suggests to me she was down for hours, possibly even a day or so. Since she wouldn't have been capable of voluntary movement, she couldn't have called for help herself, so it's not really her fault, but I think that it speaks to how socially isolated she must be. Nobody even thought to check on her? There were no friends or family members who thought it was unusual that she abruptly stopped responding to their texts or calls? She wasn't expected at a job or school? I really want to know the back story on this one.

My autistic ass is just wishing I had the ability to draw so I could draw Super Quad Pooner/Locked in pooner being misgendered by her caregivers and internally malding or some shit.

 

[NoReturn]

Lovely hon/pooner couple from Czechia.

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I don't get it.
The ogre isn't even attractive as a man. It'd be one thing if that man were attractive and then trooned out, or was otherwise fit and healthy, but this "dood" could pull so much better than that thing.

 

[lolnah]

Lovely hon/pooner couple from Czechia.

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You can't tell me that's not actually Peter Griffin on the left there

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

You can't tell me that's not actually Peter Griffin on the left there

Peter Griffin and Dib from Invader Zim is her OTP, I suppose.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

Wanna see an autistic, bearded gender blob (with fibra) awkwardly navigate a date with a pooner?

 

[Salvador Dali]

There was a pooner dump on plebbit a month ago. Here are the ones that I think haven't been posted on here yet. Enjoy doods!



Also, I added a Devil Alice and Angel Pooner cameo for the Halloween wallpaper event

 

[Aunt Carol]

Wanna see an autistic, bearded gender blob (with fibra) awkwardly navigate a date with a pooner?

This made the (non-medicalized) pooner come off a lot better than the ex-FtM. Hopefully she saw the results of exogenous testosterone in a female and is thinking about some things in her own life.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Wanna see an autistic, bearded gender blob (with fibra) awkwardly navigate a date with a pooner?

of course the gender blob is big (lol) into table top games. honestly if she would have remaind a normal woman, the fact she is into table top games means she has the pick of her choice of any slightly nerdy guy. (though that would mean she would be with a nerdy guy, and that isnt really that great tbh)

as for the gender blob stuff, anything to avoid losing weight. hit the gym or be non-binary? well, it's easier to change your gender and take test.

This made the (non-medicalized) pooner come off a lot better than the ex-FtM. Hopefully she saw the results of exogenous testosterone in a female and is thinking about some things in her own life.

i agree, the pooner herself seems like a pretty average young woman who happend to fall for the gender special cult. take those piercings out, let the hair grow, and get away from twitter/reddit/tumblr/whatever website is filling her head with gender nonsense and she doesnt seem that bad. honestly seems the kind of girl id consider dating, minus the gender special stuff.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

This made the (non-medicalized) pooner come off a lot better than the ex-FtM. Hopefully she saw the results of exogenous testosterone in a female and is thinking about some things in her own life.

It's so striking seeing them side by side. Still both obviously female, but the bearded one gives you that instant gut twinge of "something ain't right" while the other one just looks like a normal woman who chose edgy punky fashion.

 

[Aunt Carol]

It's so striking seeing them side by side. Still both obviously female, but the bearded one gives you that instant gut twinge of "something ain't right" while the other one just looks like a normal woman who chose edgy punky fashion.

She could unironically pass as a young male "something ain't right" boardgame enthusiast, or MtF.

Once you lose the lady voice, the audible autism is obvious, and that much weight is like wearing a flesh parka over skeletal structure. She's harping on the "bearded lady" description because it emphasizes "lady" and deep down she knows that people need to know she was born female, or else she's going to get judged by a harsher standard.

This is a true picture of achievable androgyny, and it's leaning on a quad cane at 25.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

She could unironically pass as a young male "something ain't right" boardgame enthusiast, or MtF.

Once you lose the lady voice, the audible autism is obvious, and that much weight is like wearing a flesh parka over skeletal structure.

honestly, at first i legit thought MtF. given the voice, look, and tabletop games, that alone screams MtF. but as you point out, once someone gets that much body fact it really does help hide physical sex characteristics. the face still looks feminine, but not so much that it couldnt be a slightly fem looking MtF: one that might have been kind of fem looking before transition.

 

[Aunt Carol]

honestly, at first i legit thought MtF. given the voice, look, and tabletop games, that alone screams MtF.

Being indifferent to facial hair upkeep, bad at makeup and really bad at fashion also helps her pass as MtF.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Wait the Pooners date is a Pooner too?
I honest to shit thought that was a fat fucking troon just LARPing as a Pooner because they know they'll get laughed at the fuck as a fat fucking bearded troon with muh Fibruh.
(Of course she has muh Fibruh)
Jesus fucking Chris these fucking creatures are what pathological tolerance has gotten us.
Well fucking done.
Thanks Obama.