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If Chris goes from a homophobic, negro hating good little straight edge christian boy, to a bisexual trangender drug using, alcohol drinking, jail hopping pegan who now lives with a black man

his story will truly be cemented as a "Emergence" of real life, and i think we should all be convinced it is written by the gods themselves
 
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HedgehogBoysVEVO said:
This guy has no idea what he is getting into. Just watched the video and he thinks Chris just "needs a friend" and he wants to be a mentor and "father figure" (his words) to Chris.
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Yeah. Right. Anyone who talks like that actually wants to rape him and keep him in a steamer trunk in a gimp suit. It's a Sockness putting on a normal person face.
 
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HedgehogBoysVEVO said:
This guy has no idea what he is getting into. Just watched the video and he thinks Chris just "needs a friend" and he wants to be a mentor and "father figure" (his words) to Chris
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Chris might even be OLDER than this guy

It's been said before, Chris is so immature and unaccomplished, it's hard to mentally reconcile that he's 41!
 
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My real feeling isn't for the Nigga, but his children. In the other videos, he shows to have a family (1 or 2 baby girls). This man has a good heart, but he is a retarded who wants Chris destroys his family with the weens and A-Logs.
 
GreaterHacaryguaspear said:
My real feeling isn't for the Nigga, but his children. In the other videos, he shows to have a family (1 or 2 baby girls). This man has a good heart, but he is a retarded who wants Chris destroys his family with the weens and A-Logs.
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He's already divorced and living in a car that has anime girl decals on it. Don't worry he's already fucked his life up.
 
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The Otaku King really thinks see some documentaries will understand Chris and Help him. If Bob can't help Chris, his own father failed in help Chris, This man never even will try to make a progress in Chris.

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Hepativore said:
Chris should have been put in a home years ago, so this is probably the best place for him to be until the day he dies. Just a few short decades in the past, somebody like Chris would have been institutionalized and probably given a lobotomy, or locked up in somebody's attic or basement as the family embarassment that nobody talks about. I cannot say that this would have been a bad thing in his case, as Chris is an example of somebody who is unfit to be in society. I am glad that his handlers are keeping him under control for now, so that he cannot sexually-assault anyone else.

I am guessing that most of his tugboat is now going to his room and board at the tard home he is in now.
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The Spartans had the right idea regarding defective children.
 
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Yeah I'll pass on this newest "saga". How many times now has someone attempted to help Chris now only for it to fail spectacularly? I wish the weens would at least do something original, instead of regurgitating the same old tired shit.
 
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"Im going to watch some documentaries" Oh boy, to be a fly on the wall when he gets to Chris doing black face and talking about "niggos". I'm confident he's just going to skim through a 30 minute write up though. He's already made up his mind evidently.
 
GreaterHacaryguaspear said:
The Otaku King really thinks see some documentaries will understand Chris and Help him. If Bob can't help Chris, his own father failed in help Chris, This man never even will try to make a progress in Chris.

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No one really knows where Chris is right now and even if we did Praetor has a pretty strong lock on Chris so it's unlikely this guy will ever be able to get in touch with him. I know he saw Chris at a Walmart but Chris has been traveling upwards of 100 miles so that doesn't really narrow it down.

Let's say this guy did find Chris what is his actual plan? Is he going to let Chris live in his trunk? Are they going to bond through their love of anime? Probably not since Chris only cared about anime when he was trying to fuck Megan. Is he going to try to instill religion into Chris? He already thinks he is Jesus so that will go nowhere.

Best case scenario he becomes another Kengle or Waterman that Chris will get mad at if he talks too much to him.
 
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Kirby said:
Chris has been traveling upwards of 100 miles so that doesn't really narrow it down.
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Wasn't that instantly disproved as a reddit lie?

According to google, the walmart in Lynchberg is only 17 miles from Big Island
 
Kirby said:
No one really knows where Chris is right now and even if we did Praetor has a pretty strong lock on Chris so it's unlikely this guy will ever be able to get in touch with him. I know he saw Chris at a Walmart but Chris has been traveling upwards of 100 miles so that doesn't really narrow it down.

Let's say this guy did find Chris what is his actual plan? Is he going to let Chris live in his trunk? Are they going to bond through their love of anime? Probably not since Chris only cared about anime when he was trying to fuck Megan. Is he going to try to instill religion into Chris? He already thinks he is Jesus so that will go nowhere.

Best case scenario he becomes another Kengle or Waterman that Chris will get mad at if he talks too much to him.
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The most likely place is gateway homes. He was driven by a van when going out and was accompanied by a crippled girl in wheelchair. Chris is definetely in a group home not far from Ruckersville. All ways ultimately lead back to Ruckersville.
 
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The most likely place is gateway homes. He was driven by a van when going out and was accompanied by a crippled girl in wheelchair. Chris is definetely in a group home not far from Ruckersville. All ways ultimately lead back to Ruckersville.
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Yeah, I got ahead of myself and thought they moved him out already for some reason. If he's currently being tardwrangled then the chances of a white knight arc are even less likely.
 
FinnSven said:
Could it be that the jail staff made him walk around daily?

Far as I know, jails are not usually equipped properly for exercise etc, but there was probably a hall or a yard they took him too.

Even if his obviously terrible health and condition wasn’t their fault when he came in, they wouldn’t want to risk him managing to get an ambulance chaser to try and sue them once he was out.

I say this because sometimes I spot older ladies who have similar bodies to Chris, and they just seem to do “power walking”.
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I could see Chris just pacing his cell all day in an effort to get some kind of stimulation.
 
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