Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[malapropism]

I keep seeing a 2017 era tweet from Tomlinson shared around Instagram by a normie adjacent crowd about how peoples' online activity is a mirror of real life and one shouldn't make excuses by differentiating them and its so fucking funny knowing who Tomlinson is/became after that. They won't get it, but we do.

 

[JJLiautaud]

I keep seeing a 2017 era tweet from Tomlinson shared around Instagram by a normie adjacent crowd about how peoples' online activity is a mirror of real life and one shouldn't make excuses by differentiating them and its so fucking funny knowing who Tomlinson is/became after that. They won't get it, but we do.

care to share with the rest of the class?

 

[Procrastinhater]

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I love the slightly smug, retarded look on Fats face in that pic.
Iirc that's one of the ones he took after visiting the cruising sauna at that LGBT friendly gym he likes to go to, in case anyone was wondering why Pat looks like he just got the cream...

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

From some of the ONA art
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whoever made that first one made me legitimately laugh out loud the art style matches the meme perfectly, 10/10

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Pat would literally be homeless with a tiny cardboard sign saying "political violence victim of atalkers" and live behind a Red Lobster dumpster before anything.

Seeing a man busking on the highway on-ramp, a soft-hearted driver rolls down his window and says, "Hey buddy, need a quarter?"

The homeless man- oddly rotund, despite being homeless- glares at the driver before speaking in a piggish voice: "No, stalker. You have been instructed, many thousands of times, to cease offering me money. Continuing to do so constitutes felonious harassment."

Mildly confused, the driver pulls away. Patrick huddles over the phone he stole from his latest negroid victim, tweeting about how the atalkers keep harassing him, even while he's homeless.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Mildly confused, the driver pulls away. Patrick huddles over the phone he stole from his latest negroid victim, tweeting about how the atalkers keep harassing him, even while he's homeless.

The would-be Good Samaritan watches the corpulent figure fade into the distance in his rear view mirror. He sighs. Yet another man made homeless through mental illness, he thinks.

Nut now his thoughts move to another tragedy. Stopping at a red light, the driver reaches into his console and pulls out a picture of a small African American child. "Jamal, my beloved song," our hero says aloud to himself. "We'll find you one day. I promise."

 

[James done did it]

Yes. In the 1980s, NATO wanted something for REMFs in case the Reds decided to push west. A 9mm or .45 was deemed inadequate against the new body armor the Warsaw Pact was fielding.

The issue is that the actual ammo they used to achieve this capability isn't really commercially available to civilians anymore so 5.7 at that point becomes kind of stupid except for the capacity, also you're paying rifle prices for pistol ammo which double sucks. Modern IIIA will also generally defeat even the AP ammo beyond point blank. .357 SIG or hot .44 are probably better options if you're trying to get there with a handgun as a civilian.

In fact pistol caliber pat doesn't have any guns that would reliably defeat type III plates, just a cuck90 and a shitty glock covered in chinese garbage running a conversion barrel iirc because he didn't have bad enough taste. Yet of course he's an expert on the subject, has an arsenal that would make any gun nut blush, and that is why we need to ban assault rifle fifteens.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

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it's about 10 or 11 hours from now, right? i'll probably be asleep but i can't wait to see how he gets out of this.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

There are less than twelve hours left on the clock until showtime.

Does Big Boy Rick go to court or will he:

• Pass out at midnight
• Wake up at 4AM
• Take a beer shit and child stalkers on X for fifteen minutes
• Pass out again
• Regain a semblance of consciousness at 9:30AM
• Hide on the fart couch under his pink blanket for several hours while lurking ONA for updates about his contempt hearing

Inquiring minds want to know. Will Geraldo expose the secrets of Rick's basement to the world with Niki's consent while he's in room 401? Will Governor Jesse Ventura be forced to slap a hysterical wife when dark and spicy proof is revealed to the world? Will Dan Mullen reveal that he is SpaceEdge and The Lizard King? Tune in tomorrow to find out!

 

[John_Smith]

There's no ruling on the continuance, so Patso must appear. First thing will be the judge dealing with the motion after hearing fromt he lawyers. If he grants the continuance, Patso will have another few weeks to continue blundering freely through the rake fields. Patso's new lawyers will have a greater understanding of the eldritch horror which has oozed into their lives. The Pests have found a bunch of guys from Reddit who have been welcoming the lawyers to the Pativerse. Lawyer Megan has deleted her twitter already. I'm certain she is looking forward to the hearing.

I cannot think of a strategy that will work. Patso wants to get out of paying, but there is probably no path available. He cannot even oppose the domestication anymore. The deadline elapsed and he acknowledged the debt in his amortization. The only thing his lawyers can do is keep him out of jail, but only if he follows their instructions. Instuctions which will ultimately boil down to "Pay Quasi." When does he fire them for this?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

If he grants the continuance, Patso will have another few weeks to continue blundering freely through the rake fields. Patso's new lawyers will have a greater understanding of the eldritch horror which has oozed into their lives.

What'll probably happen: the judge is going to take one look at the case, realize he's dealing with a fat retard, and grant the continuance. Kiwis and Pests alike will be profoundly disappointed, but the Patposting will continue. Hopefully, I'm wrong, and Quasi gets his money.

 

[Markorian]

Anyone else think pat might try to send his new cheapo lolyers in and not actually show up himself? Considering there's a 95% chance the continuance is filed on the grounds of the new counsel needing to get caught up with the details of the case, would there be any major penalties if he himself didn't show?

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Anyone else think pat might try to send his new cheapo lolyers in and not actually show up himself? Considering there's a 95% chance the continuance is filed on the grounds of the new counsel needing to get caught up with the details of the case, would there be any major penalties if he himself didn't show?

I suspect Niki's mom hired them to deliver a pigs in a blanket breakfast to Rick a few minutes after the scheduled contempt hearing that he's avoiding. Don't fuck with the Godmother, pig.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Its funny to watch Fatrick try and give his low IQ take on the debate and Milwaukee's reaction to it and most of his replies are to tweets wishing him luck in his court hearing tomorrow, which he still denies having

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Its funny to watch Fatrick try and give his low IQ take on the debate and Milwaukee's reaction to it and most of his replies are to tweets wishing him luck in his court hearing tomorrow, which he still denies having

No stalker, it isn't. Enjoy prison @DSP's Tax Lawyer-child.

 

[Things Once Remembered]

Anyone else think pat might try to send his new cheapo lolyers in and not actually show up himself? Considering there's a 95% chance the continuance is filed on the grounds of the new counsel needing to get caught up with the details of the case, would there be any major penalties if he himself didn't show?

If he gets the continuance, probably nothing but the judge will probably notice it.

Speaking of, if there's no ruling that means he should show up in case he doesn't get the continuance. Could the judge take Fat being a no-show into consideration for the continuance ruling? The whole point is to cowtow and show the judge you're not blatantly disregarding his authority.

 

[TurboNAS]

@OtherTrainLastHome
There is the core of a story here. With a couple editing passes and some cleanup it would be pretty passable. Murder aboard a generation ship is a solid hook but Patrick fumbles the Zero Ball at the last space post and we end up with confusing characters, dumb decisions by major characters, and poorly thought out consequences of his own world building.

Thanks for summarizing the book, it’s much more fun to read this way.

 

[Markorian]

Speaking of, if there's no ruling that means he should show up in case he doesn't get the continuance.

"Should" and "will" are near mutually exclusive concepts when it comes to pat.

 

[JJLiautaud]

The Pests have found a bunch of guys from Reddit who have been welcoming the lawyers to the Pativerse. Lawyer Megan has deleted her twitter already. I'm certain she is looking forward to the hearing.

I really wish people wouldnt harass other peoples lawyers, its fake and gay and also its basically what happened to n00l