Random Tumblr posts

[TiredConlanger]

Where are all the tumblrites calling him trans, obviously Barnyard is PROGRESSIVE for its groundbreaking portrayal of a trans cow

He could always just be a freemartin. Though, to Tumblr, that would make him a trans cow or something. -_-

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Does Genderscent mean you smell awful but if someone tells you to shower they're a transphobe?

I just went to tumblr and found it means "black tranny" basically. Because that was needed in the dictionary!

It's actually a game mechanic; you can only buy female cows, and they will get impregnated by magic (at least, I think this is the reason for it, as there is also a witch that will "curse" eggs, allowing you to get dark chickens).

"I don't understand convenient game mechanics, therefore, transgender animals." - tumblr

 

[kidsquid]

And unsurprisingly, tumblr forgets that most people are heterosexual, so it is "normal".

Both terms sound stupid, doesn't matter if a TERF or a SJW came up with it.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

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And unsurprisingly, tumblr forgets that most people are heterosexual, so it is "normal".

Both terms sound stupid, doesn't matter if a TERF or a SJW came up with it.

I think that they equate the word normal with 'right' or 'mandatory', and that when somebody says something is normal, they mean it's the way everyone is supposed to be, rather than it just being the most common.

 

[TiredConlanger]

I think that they equate the word normal with 'right' or 'mandatory', and that when somebody says something is normal, they mean it's the way everyone is supposed to be, rather than it just being the most common.

They would fail statistics, what with talking of population norms and having normal distributions.

 

[Asa_Spades60]

The dream cast for SJWs
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Only problem is it's missing a fat chick and none of them are obviously trans.

And a black woman.

 

[Just Here to Cringe]

They would fail statistics, what with talking of population norms and having normal distributions.

You forget that science and education are tools of the patriarchal heteronormative maleocracy. A strong independent genderfluid dragonkin doubletrans wxmxn PoC doesn't need statistics, because she knows her personal experiences to be the only ones that exist on all the planes she inhabits and all the boards she posts on.

 

[The Great Chandler]

You forget that science and education are tools of the patriarchal heteronormative maleocracy. A strong independent genderfluid dragonkin doubletrans wxmxn PoC doesn't need statistics, because she knows her personal experiences to be the only ones that exist on all the planes she inhabits and all the boards she posts on.

Feelings only matter. Facts don't.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

The sloppiest extended metaphor ever.

Spoiler: This is what demi-sexuals actually believe

 

[Beholder]

Demisexual is a completely stupid and made up attempt to codify a lack of interest in casual sex as a whole new sexuality.

There, defined clearly and accurately in one sentence. No need for torturous extended metaphors or badly drawn cartoons.

Edit:

Oh my God, the comments...

Yeah, I can see why people would be confused by that.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Not fucking on the first date makes you the specialist snowflake to ever be.

 

[clowney]

I can't stop laughing at the the bottom left panel.

"Hey, where's the light switch"
"Oh, there isn't one for you"

Both in context and out of context that's the best thing I've seen in awhile.

 

[AnOminous]

I think that they equate the word normal with 'right' or 'mandatory', and that when somebody says something is normal, they mean it's the way everyone is supposed to be, rather than it just being the most common.

There's a reason things are distributed in bell curves and it's also "normal" that there are a few people several standard deviations from any norm you could care to name. It would be abnormal if distributions were entirely flat.

Some people though just immediately go REEEEEEEEE when they hear the word normal.

 

[neverendingmidi]

There's a reason things are distributed in bell curves and it's also "normal" that there are a few people several standard deviations from any norm you could care to name. It would be abnormal if distributions were entirely flat.

Some people though just immediately go REEEEEEEEE when they hear the word normal.

A tumblerite can't be normal, silly. Normal means an oppressive shitlord duh. So if you deviate even the slightest from Ozzy and Harriet you are obviously not normal.

The idea that such a "norm" hasn't been in existence for over 50 years is to be ignored or if highlighted the person shall be called a bigot.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

How about those asexual sex workers, amirite?

 

[RM 810]

How about those asexual sex workers, amirite?

To be fair, I don't think there's many people who would enjoy having sex with the type of person to hire a hooker.

 

[Beholder]

How about those asexual sex workers, amirite?

If there was ever anyone who had no interest in sex I can imagine it would be street walkers who have to entertain fat sweating johns grunting and thrusting into them for the 10 minutes that their stamina holds out.

It's the asexual people in the comments who are turned on by both men and women who confuse the hell out of me. But sexuality is fluid, right Tumblr? That's why religious nutters have such great success in deprogramming gays.

 

[Pineapple Watermelon]

Most demisexuals went through middle and high school saying they weren't sluts like all those other girls, and then once they realized that saying that type of thing wasn't "feminist friendly," searched frantically for a way to feel better about their lack of experience and feel oppressed for it.

 

[friedshrimp]

Not only demisexuals, "asexuals" too. I'm pretty sure their views on sex haven't changed, it's just that they don't voice them so they don't anger the slutty "sex positive" feminists.

 

[NanoBlockEnthusiast]

Spoiler: Dang satanists in the parenting tag

Tumblr certainly is home to some bizarre characters.