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Happy court-day kiwis. This almost feels like being a child on Christmas Eve again. I cant wait for the milk.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Yeah I saw some of the tweets and they were all about her looks. It probably wasn’t her idea to represent piggy in the first place (and I’m sure he misrepresented his situation to the lawyers), so I feel bad for her. I think it would have been better for the Redditors to stick to informing her about his history of lying and not paying his bills, if they had to contact her at all. What if the gayops end up making him look sympathetic? I know Quasi doesn’t like any of us here but I still want him to get his money back, b/c he shouldn’t have had to spend it in the first place.
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Can you please stoping remind me of the countdown?? People are starting to question my constant erections at work today.
It seems likely that Fat will get his extension. But I'm an optimistic man: whatever the outcome, we'll have a good time today. So I'm updating the countdown for both events:
Oh, and just in case we get the better option, can I suggest the fine gentlemen here a soundtrack for today? For maximum enjoyment, begin listening at 09:35, Milwaukee time:
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Don't be too excited, I wager that Porky will show up with his lawyers, says nothing himself and the continuence will be granted.
He might sperg out a bit on xitter, but maybe not even that, if he listens to his lawyers for once.
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HA!!!
Come on guys, you know how the pig brain works by now... if he sends his lawyers instead of showing up, I guarantee he'll the childing people during session time. He won't be able to express any self-control and wait at untill his lawyer calls him back with the verdict.
He can't help it. The man is simply in love with his rakes.
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True that. But you know, this is Patrick we are talking about. A man can dream.
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Dang timezones are really sucking me off here. I eagerly await to see what this thread holds tomorrow morning.
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That would mean time zones were being good to you, is that really what you meant to imply?
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I am so hype for this. I don't want to wait for mutt hours. The worst fucking thing is having to wait for Americans to wake up to get my content.
Also where would the pepperoni grinder go if he was homeless?
Also where would the pepperoni grinder go if he was homeless?
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I would love to see Worldstar Hip Hop footage of Pat attempting to child some people of melanin for hanging out on his stoop and getting the absolute shit kicked out of him.
Also be interesting to see if proximity led to the birth of Hood Rat Pat, where he starts to xeet in ebonics now he's down with the brotha cousins.
He'll start roaming from state to state leaving a trail of pepperoni in his wake and becoming a new urban legend.
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No, child. This is merely your delusions. Enjoy prison, aTalker.
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Well shit if we're listening to Cash while we wait.
A man can hope.
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"Continuance denied. The defendant is hereby fat. Pay Quasi, deadbeat."
He signed a legal document that he would pay on a monthly payment plan. I'm not a fancy big city lawyer but I think it's pretty open and shut that he's fucked and also fat. Less than 5 hours for Fattits. Tick tock.
He signed a legal document that he would pay on a monthly payment plan. I'm not a fancy big city lawyer but I think it's pretty open and shut that he's fucked and also fat. Less than 5 hours for Fattits. Tick tock.
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Dawn of Der Tag. I’m so excited.
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This is either going to be everything we ever wanted like early Christmas, or the most disappointing day for lolcowdom in years. No inbetween.
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I'm glad we can all come together to watch this fat idiot be forced to appear in court again. The next few weeks are going to be golden.
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August has been brilliant for milk, across multiple cows. What price Piggy for lolcow of the year though? He’s made a really strong start.
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Sadly for the local members of the upstanding african american community the sheer number of niglet babies pulped through the grinder have caused it to gain demonic sentience and once pat is out the picture it will be free to go on a rampage throughout the general Milwaukee area
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tbh, I think at worst fat will be called a fat-deadbeat by the judge and then the continuance will be granted because the judge does not want to have to deal with fat.
Like fat creates delay to not have to go to court, the judge creates delays to not have to deal with fat.
and the hearing will resume sometime in 2027 when current judge has retired.
Judge will just be sitting there, with two complete autist retards in his courtroom, asking himself where it all went wrong.
Asking himself:
"
Tell me God, are you punishing me?
Is this the price I'm paying for my past mistakes?
"
I feel for the judge.
Like fat creates delay to not have to go to court, the judge creates delays to not have to deal with fat.
and the hearing will resume sometime in 2027 when current judge has retired.
Judge will just be sitting there, with two complete autist retards in his courtroom, asking himself where it all went wrong.
Asking himself:
"
Tell me God, are you punishing me?
Is this the price I'm paying for my past mistakes?
"
I feel for the judge.
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As much as I would love this hearing to result in a public porcine paroxysm that both results in him gaining an extra charge or two and spending a few nights in county, we really should temper expectations to prevent us from getting disappointed should continuance be granted or similar disappointing shit happen.
After all this week has already provided us with a glut of worthy cawntent and seems set to provide a bunch more before its over so we need not be greedy.
After all this week has already provided us with a glut of worthy cawntent and seems set to provide a bunch more before its over so we need not be greedy.