Oh boy, he sure showed everyone what an amazing strategic legal genius he is. Waits till last minute, hires new attorney, folds immediately. He really needed counsel to help him navigate this?
GOD. DAMN. HILARIOUS.
Could it have all gone down like this?
Fatty: I want you to inform the judge this money would be going to vicious stalker children, children that have harmed me and my fam-
counsel: Patrick, you have already lost, as your attorney I need to inform you anything less that total compliance could result in contempt, more fines more costs and even jail.
Fatty: What am I paying you for?
counsel: Well, first of all you haven't paid me, yet. But I am here to give you my legal advice not satiate your delusions of grandeur, you have lost, how much more do you want to lose fighting this lost battle?
Fatty: Nikki, do you still have your mothers bank account info?