Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[I'mThePatMan!]

This might be a controversial opinion, but this was better than prison!

The fact Pat had to admit he owes Quasi, that he has ONE week to pay the ENTIRE debt (or is jail time) plus - and it's a BIG plus - we got a 27 page document of him being a retard and using Jackie's spy report as its basis... I think simple jailing wouldn't bring me this amount of entertainment.

I am flabbergasted. Floored by the fact God allowed the two most stupid human beings on the face of the earth to join hands and team up against all Patposters.

Today was a beautiful day.

 

[grapeshark77]

He can't ignore it - the lawyer will be the one wiring the money to Quasi, not Pat. (Standard procedure, but still). Pat's Law is to choose the dumbest possible thing you can think of and he'll do something dumber and his fanfiction legal document is definitely there.

The dumbest thing he could do is go to jail in a week, so I assume he'll flee the country but accidentally reveal his location by tweeting.

After this ends, he has about 11k that he's still on the hook for. Unless Niki's Mom pays every penny I don't know what happens.

 

[Bloitzhole]

I have a feeling that Patrick's pro-se filings have the potential to outshine even the brilliant legalese produced by Russell Greer. Now let's hope Dan won't pull a class A retard move and just posts a .pdf instead of randomly scrolling through bits and pieces on his podcast.

After this ends, he has about 11k that he's still on the hook for. Unless Niki's Mom pays every penny I don't know what happens.

Keep in mind that Quasi can probably hook Pat on every cent he has to spend to collect what he is owed - an amount hitherto unknown, but I imagine the services of Pawlowski are not cheap.

 

[Markorian]

I hope something was included in the agreement that for at least until the payment is through that he's not allowed to xeet a single word about not paying.

 

[Uncle Buck]

He can't ignore it - the lawyer will be the one wiring the money to Quasi, not Pat. (Standard procedure, but still). Pat's Law is to choose the dumbest possible thing you can think of and he'll do something dumber and his fanfiction legal document is definitely there.

The dumbest thing he could do is go to jail in a week, so I assume he'll flee the country but accidentally reveal his location by tweeting.

After this ends, he has about 11k that he's still on the hook for. Unless Niki's Mom pays every penny I don't know what happens.

"fanfiction legal document"

Probably the most accurate description for it.

I suspect it meant infinitely more to him to get that twenty-seven page waste of paper out there into "the record" than it did to actually delay/avoid the judgement. If nothing else he can be proud of the fact that it's likely the greatest thing he ever has - or ever will - write, and that by far.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

This is glorious.

Although I would love to see him going in a tard rage and going to prison for it lol

Imagine him screaming "NO CHILD, I WILL NOT PAY HIM" in front of the judge.

 

[Man In A Dress]

Well done Pat. After making everything so incredibly worse for yourself, you finally cucked by letting TWO attorneys tard wrangle you.
Now we get to see constant denial. "NoooOOOOoooo stalker, I did not have a court session on August 24th. Those are your delusions again stalker. Enjoy prison."
So now he has 7 days to send the money and then pay his new legal friends.
I hope Dan posts the entire document. I hope we get to see that transcript.

I wonder if we'll see Pat forced to sell his shitty Mustang?

 

[WelperHelper99]

I wonder if we'll see Pat forced to sell his shitty Mustang?

Is the mustang worth anything but scrap value at this point? Does anyone have pictures? Ive heard tales and legends lol

 

[Things Once Remembered]

Is the mustang worth anything but scrap value at this point? Does anyone have pictures? Ive heard tales and legends lol

as pointed out earlier in the thread, the only "collectors" willing to pay for it are the pests who will drive it up and down his street just to fuck with him

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

The tweets will continue, no doubt. Maybe now Fatrick will think for at least a microsecond before hitting "send" and incriminating himself again.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

The tweets will continue, no doubt. Maybe now Fatrick will think for at least a microsecond before hitting "send" and incriminating himself again.

He will not.

That would imply that he did wrong on something. And giving that inflated ego of his, he will repeat the same mistakes in the next couple of months.

He is his worst enemy.

 

[WelperHelper99]

as pointed out earlier in the thread, the only "collectors" willing to pay for it are the pests who will drive it up and down his street just to fuck with him

No offense, but that would be funny to get video of someone rodding out that clunker at 2 in the morning in front of his home

 

[Procrastinhater]

The tweets will continue, no doubt. Maybe now Fatrick will think for at least a microsecond before hitting "send" and incriminating himself again.

I expect Fats self control and urge to not "correct the record" will last about as long as his first couple of bottles of Bud Light, he's a malignant narcissist and he's painfully, immensely stupid.
The second some Patposter manages to get under his extremely thin skin he's going to open his big fat mouth and shove his foot trotter in it, guarantee.
I bet he can't hold his silence until the fucking weekend even.
EDIT - An HOUR it took this fat faggot with bitch tits an hour before he opened his dick licker and the first thing he did was libel a Federal Judge.

 

[An automatic clown]

Dan his hanging out with BDA, the guy who tried to fight Pat at Hoolies and won a restraining order case Pat brought against him.

 

[cerulean hydra]

I'm interested to know what's going to happen with pat and jackie going all in on the Gibney angle. Could they actually get slapped in some way? Isn't it effectively some kind of libel or defamation to make that kind of accusation?

 

[An automatic clown]

Pat's back on twitter. Reposting Jackie's failed dox of Quasi again. Lol.


Rake Steppin Rick back in action

Eta: oh my God these two. Just can never take an L

 

[Procrastinhater]

Dan his hanging out with BDA, the guy who tried to fight Pat at Hoolies and won a restraining order case Pat brought against him.
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How many people with notably large penises does Pat have for enemies?
Pringle Can John, Big Dick Andrew... does Pat just have some grudge against well endowed citizens, or do they find him?

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Pat's back on twitter. Reposting Jackie's failed dox of Quasi again. Lol.

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Rake Steppin Rick back in action

Eta: oh my God these two. Just can never take an L
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Holy shit I was not expecting it to be this fast. This is amazing. I was honestly expecting him to go radio silent for at least a day after being force fed crow by Quasi's attorneys , but Rick always comes through with the entertainment!

 

[Man In A Dress]

It's going to take so much booze and pepperoni for Pat to process this.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Pat's back on twitter. Reposting Jackie's failed dox of Quasi again. Lol.

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Rake Steppin Rick back in action

Eta: oh my God these two. Just can never take an L
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actual insanity. i can't help but wonder how fucked up patrick's brain is. he just got home from his contempt hearing and he's still peddling this creature's defamations.