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WARNING:
Video contains extremely horrible awful terrible disgusting chewing sounds, constant food-raking and eye wipes.
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Today I’m hahving some water, 150 gm of chicken breast in mushroom sauce…
-This hippo and her fucking sauces I swear to god she wouldn’t have a clue what actual chicken tastes like; she’s never eaten it without first drowning it in some
cReAmY stodgy sauce.
-…broccoli and “mixed veg”…
-OT, and rate me MATI but I’m so sick of people calling vegetables “veg.” I know it’s a term used in professional kitchens and I get why. I’m just irrationally angry about it probably because I’ve been watching Chantal videos for a nice portion of my evening and I’m done with her shit.

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AND!
A Greek salad. YUMMY!
-Vinaigrette.
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Been cRaViNg vegetables. Like…
-The mushroom sauce is 42 calories. 
-She’s telling a story or something of the sort. I’m not listening anymore.
-She’s back to Stage One of The Chantal Cycle.
-Canned Stage One statements:
-Really hahve to do it this time.
-I’m tired of being limited.
-I’m sick of being told I can’t do things.
-My health is important goise.
-All I cRaVe is vegetables!
-I haven’t eaten today because I haven’t felt hungry.
-Want to get out and live my life.
-Bluh bluh bluh.
-Gorl. Hey. You’ve been doing
so well lately! Everyone is so proud of you! You deserve a
reward. Treat yourself! Pick up the phone and get that Uber driver on the road. Chicken enchiladas are calling your naaaaaame gorl!
-Juicy mangos. Can’t wait to hahve one.
-IIRC, FFG mentioned once or twice that every time Gunt starts Stage One of her cycle, she buys a shit ton of mangos. Here we are.
-That fucking sofa is looking ROUGH.
-At the market today, there was nowhere for Gunt to sit.
-She needed to sit down so badly she felt sick.
-Salad must’ve really enjoyed today’s shopping extravaganza.
-LOL - she OVER EXERTED herself today.


-Reorganized the closets today.
-Didja find any little red thongs or other ladies underthings?
hee hee hee
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I don’t have much left to do halumooodoooloolella.
-She wanted French Onion soup, but THE SODIUM!
-Since she was nauseous at the store, she wasn’t cRaViNg something fried. This meal is perfect.
-SO YEAH.
-Just walking to the store was like - - the heat it was like windy, and it was a literal hot
- - like a hot heat…
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Hot heat.” Okay moron.
-…like, a heater.
-How Heat Works 101.
-I just hahve a new love for life.
-Jesus fucking Christ.
-Salad is bland and sour.
-The food, not the roommate.
-…although………
-I mean… <crunch crunch crunch crunch>
-There’s so much to discover… <crunch crunch crunch>
-In the world.
-Yes! Just think of all the International McDonald’s you’ll be able to visit once you are a skinny qween!
-If I can just focus on this goal - to trahvel, it’s like motivation.
-I like peas now. I used to hate them. SQUIRREL!
-She’s so tired you goise. That mean old huge market and the mean old heat and humidity.
-Guaranteed the second she turned off her phone she licked that chicken tub clean.
-I’m glad I chose something “healthy”.
-Bitch WHAT?
-Salad-Boy’s in “
Harry’s room” eating lamb and rice. Our gorl doesn’t want rice
at all! 


-She thinks she’s “
pretty much”
menopausal.
Someone needs to teach Cutie the birds and the bees because this Gunt does not get that it doesn’t matter your age; if you have your ovaries removed, you’re going through menopause. period.
-Needs vitamin advice.
-Boye goise.
ETA:
Alaa was live