Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Procrastinhater]

Yeah, that's Pat's style. Here's another demonstration:
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He's either doing the technicality thing, he's paying his lawyers, who are paying Quasi's lawyers, and its not his money but Nikkis moms so technically he's not paying anything, or he's just making it exponentially worse for himself by agreeing like a bitch while in court but with no intent to actually do it, in which case... enjoy prison.
Like for real.
That would be direct contempt I believe.
If he hasn't made any attempt to pay in a week, I don't think Sosnay will like being made a fool of and lied to.
Pat is probably stubborn enough to do it, but I'm thinking at this point he's just completely buck broken, its going through and denial is all he has left.
He's so cowardly but on the other hand so stubborn he'll probably be wiring the money with one hand while denying it on Xitter with the other.
The man isn't normal.
He's a very special pig, is Pat.

 

[myshkin]

Has it ever been explained why Jackie and Pat think they have Quasi's dox? Like how'd they find the "John Gibney" guy?

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Has anyone let Judge Gibney know about certain filings in the state of Milwaukee that imply several severe improprieties and crimes that he has committed in furtherance of a mass conspiracy against a particular obese citizen of that state?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

OK, this is not some vague "Wrong as always" and "Enjoy prison", this is openly stating that he's not going to pay the debt he just agreed to pay today.
Looks like it's not over yet, bros.

 

[Piggle Rick]

OK, this is not some vague "Wrong as always" and "Enjoy prison", this is openly stating that he's not going to pay the debt he just agreed to pay today.
Looks like it's not over yet, bros.

Oh man, if he actually doesn’t pay after the morning’s events, I think Judge Sosnay will tear him a new asshole.

 

[Cuckoman]

There's pretty much absolute immunity for the pleadings themselves, at least as filed in court, but if you repeat the same allegations out of court or republish the defamatory pleadings, the absolute immunity does not apply to the republication.

Well, sounds like Fat is pretty safe from being sued then. Because, of course, he would never repeat this on twitter or on live tv. Right? lol

Anyway, more important where is that crazy fatifesto of fail. I want to read it.

 

[James done did it]

So it turns out Donald Trump is 6'3'', 215lbs BMI of 26.9. Kind of the middle of overweight but studies show that elderly folk who are slightly overweight tend to be healthier than those in the normal or underweight range.

We were unfortunately robbed of an updated Patrick mugshot. Honestly I think part of this might have been the fact that Trump was getting booked today. He would rather pay Quasi than relive the shame and humiliation of not being able to xeet during such a monumental event.

I think it's 50/50 he somehow fucks this up and doesn't pay/ends up in jail for contempt still though.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

call me a conspiracy theorist but i'm genuinely starting to believe that patrick's buckbroken, and he has been since long before he attended his hearing. i think it started around the time he knew he would have to go.

almost every response of his as of late is the same. not copy pasting, but it always ends with *Enjoy Prison* and there's almost no deviation from it. i can't point to anything specific (because pulling it up off the top of my head would be impractical) but it's just a feeling that his posts have been blending together now that i'm expressing. if fat rick keeps that up i will lose interest in his zeeting.

he's more interesting when he's making enemies of folks like Leslie, ruining friendships like with Peter, doing a media tour and instantly turning on a podcaster because "there's only one side to the story: the truth", and when he's wordsmithing new and retarded comebacks like "you are the diarrhea, stalker." might be that people have pressed him too hard and the exhaustion's finally catching up along with reality.

 

[Star Platinum]

call me a conspiracy theorist but i'm genuinely starting to believe that patrick's buckbroken, and he has been since long before he attended his hearing. i think it started around the time he knew he would have to go.

almost every response of his as of late is the same. not copy pasting, but it always ends with *Enjoy Prison* and there's almost no deviation from it. i can't point to anything specific (because pulling it up off the top of my head would be impractical) but it's just a feeling that his posts have been blending together now that i'm expressing. if fat rick keeps that up i will lose interest in his zeeting.

he's more interesting when he's making enemies of folks like Leslie, ruining friendships like with Peter, doing a media tour and instantly turning on a podcaster because "there's only one side to the story: the truth", and when he's wordsmithing new and retarded comebacks like "you are the diarrhea, stalker." might be that people have pressed him too hard and the exhaustion's finally catching up along with reality.

calm yourself. he was just on his grand media tour a few weeks ago.

pat hasn't been broken, he's just doing his best to avoid getting thrown in jail for contempt. the moment that specter ceases to loom over him, he will be back to his old shenanigans. what you're seeing now is just the closest thing to self control that the pigman has ever mustered.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

So sad I was at work today and couldn't be online to see all the fun come through. Fatrick being buck broken is truly hilarious. Hopefully a full breakdown of his lawsuit can be released soon so everyone can laugh at it.


Now for the child stalkers out there, you have a challenge ahead of you. Fatrick appears to be buck broken and in denial. Is it possible for you all to continually point out he has a week to pay Quasi and make his fat retarded self decide not to pay and be held in contempt? Probably would be even funnier

 

[Troon_Patrol]

call me a conspiracy theorist but i'm genuinely starting to believe that patrick's buckbroken, and he has been since long before he attended his hearing. i think it started around the time he knew he would have to go.

Oh no, good sir. I disagree, Fatty has always been a soy filled cunt man-baby but, he came into that courtroom ready to fight well not fight physically but, he came with all 27 pages of retarded righteous indignation. I think I called it when I said they had some kind of intervention in the court house. The new attorney, niki,niki's mom maybe? They sat Patrick down like a 7 year old spoiled child after he had an adult tantrum in the courthouse and then they very carefully and directly explained it to him he was being a retarded man-child and the only reasonable action was to agree to the terms of surrender given to him, sign on the line (again) and behave like a fucking adult for once in his pathetic, unemployed, useless, twitter addicted, NEET, life. Now he agreed to payment by Thursday but, this just like last time doesn't mean he's learned his lesson. A rational person would beg, borrow or steal to come up with that 32K, fatty jumped back on twitter to argue with people who saw irrefutable evidence the events took place this morning. Let's break that down, Patrick, on twitter, is still denying he was even in court this morning, despite pics of his 27 page essay on why Aug 24th should be continued to a different court day and why he should not pay the money he owes, prepared for his aug 24th appearance. I think the show isn't nearly over, I think the odds are just as good fatty will make Sosnay mad as he will make good on his promise, this morning. Maybe he'll send one cent via wire transfer, or just ignore it, maybe he'll wait until the last hour and blame the bank for some kind of error why the money was never sent, maybe he'll make claim he sent it and accuse the other party of concealing the money. My point is we need new bingo cards.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

spend 3 years writing 50 pages of your tiny tim novel or spend 3 days writing 27 pages of retardation

 

[*sigh*]

He should write a scifi version of his trials and tribulations. The story is written for him and he obviously sees himself as the protagonist.

 

[Retink Retunk]

He should write a scifi version of his trials and tribulations. The story is written for him and he obviously sees himself as the protagonist.

He should write stories by unreliable narrators as he's quite great at being one himself.

probably thinks that anyone that uses a Futuba pfp is @Retink Retunk

You have no idea how many people think this.

 

[Spunt]

He should write a scifi version of his trials and tribulations. The story is written for him and he obviously sees himself as the protagonist.

Those are just your delusions, stalker, IN SPAAAAACE.

 

[SoggyToeHolster]

Patrick runs basically parallel to sovereign citizens now that I think about it.
In a way him saying things like "it wasn't a real court hearing" is just his way of saying "I don't recognize a court that flies a naval flag"
Quasis money got caught "driving" when it was actually travelling.

 

[Next Task]

You would think an author like Pat would have the creativity to come up with clever responses to everyone mocking him instead of using the same phrases everytime.

Ha, no, it's Pat. But also given how he has to reply to every. Single. Comment - the best insult comics in the world would have run out of material by now. He's easily in the four figures of replies, to texts and tweets. Joan Rivers famously had a wall devoted to notecards with her jokes on them, and even if every single one of them was insulting another person, I'm fairly sure Pat has replied more often than that.

To me, it's far more mind-boggling that, after choosing to reply to them, he then makes any of them individualised. He has a boilerplate but can never stick to just that, proving he reads everything he's sent and every one of them gets under his skin. He is the perfect person to troll, because he's a fucking asshole who you'll get a rise out of every time.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Today just keeps getting better. SpaceEdge has returned from his long absence

I'm calling it right now: Jackie was either SpaceEdge's friend or someone he hired to tardwrangler in the most complex con possible. Pat's defense was to accuse a federal judge's entire family based on her tips.

That has to be it. His second, better Josiah 5

 

[Oliver Onions]

Wait, wait... Lego figurines?

I don't have it to hand but there's a pretty infamous photo of Fat hunched over with his grubby little trotters building a Starship Enterprise or something, while Nikki stands behind him with the thousand-yard stare of a Gulf War veteran.

Oh wait I found this (slightly) edited version and I was wrong: he's playing with toy dinosaurs not Lego.

I'm surprised Pat didn't cite known Microsoft hacker Shane "butterknife" Nokes as helping try to take down OnA forums

Pat's not stupid. He's not going to blow the cover of l33t haxor Daddy Cum Cannon, not when it could interfere with his important work of downloading publicly available databases or whatever it is that retard thought he was doing.

 

[FinnSven]

He should write a scifi version of his trials and tribulations. The story is written for him and he obviously sees himself as the protagonist.

I think a Kafkaesque novel about a hell of his own creation would work, if he had a fantastic editor.