Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[gay]

The Enigma of Austin's Fault; kicks a perfectly functional retard-sized hole in his door and then proceeds to not go through it.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

Is a taller cat better? Is the banana good or bad?

taller cat is wild, taller cat with an x is a multiplier, what you would want is a full screen of tall drops with as many x's as possible, or 4 tall drops x with good symbols (smiley face or 8-ball and heart)
and the banana is per this, found on google images

 

[Null]

You'd think an industry all about preying on people with poor impulse control getting quick dopamine hits would make their graphics less obtuse. I watch him play those slots and have no idea what the fuck any of it means.

Is a taller cat better? Is the banana good or bad?

The cat slot is so shockingly ugly that it is beyond comprehension that it siphons thousands of dollars a day.

 

[Matt Damon]

taller cat is wild, taller cat with an x is a multiplier, what you would want is a full screen of tall drops with as many x's as possible, or 4 tall drops x with good symbols (smiley face or 8-ball and heart)
and the banana is per this, found on google images
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Goddamn, I'm clearly too low IQ for slot machines.

 

[4090 Chad]

Goddamn, I'm clearly too low IQ for slot machines.

I’m pretty sure they make them purposely over complicated so the average person doesn’t even try to think about how much they’re being fucked in the ass. They just want to give you an illusion that you’re so close to winning or not getting completely bent over every time you spin so you keep pulling.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

I’m pretty sure they make them purposely over complicated so the average person doesn’t even try to think about how much they’re being fucked in the ass. They just want to give you an illusion that you’re so close to winning or not getting completely bent over every time you spin so you keep pulling.

I'm sure that all the flashing lights and bonus noises trigger the reward centers of the brain too.

Apparently there are "reviews" of these slot games:

RIP City tells a story about a timeless rivalry between cat and mouse. The cartoonish game has two main characters – Ross and Maxx. Ross is a true brawler, as seen from his injured eye, while Maxx is a hooligan mouse that likes to smoke and drink toxic cocktails. Both characters stay on different sides of the board, and both of them a ready to fight. They are not standing in the dark alley for nothing.

The cartoonish game is filled with dark humor and funny animations, especially during features. The slot looks like a high-quality cartoon. It looks unique and has a true plot.

Written by AI or a bored ad copy writer?

 

[Relinquish]

He also has a long distance girlfriend apparently that he met on Twitch or Kick, who is known as "oxalysonxo" on Kick. She visited him a couple of weeks ago, but she refused to come on stream. She is 100% supporting his gambling addiction as well as she was in the room why he lost thousands of dollars gambling This is her Discord profile on his Discord server:

but I wonder if he has any ex gfs

One time he accidentally doxxed her

 

[Matt Damon]

One time he accidentally doxxed her
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Aaaaaand he's the "PLS RESPOND" type - perhaps the least surprising thing in recorded history.

 

[Yamamura]

Written by AI or a bored ad copy writer?

The cartoonish game is filled with dark humor and funny animations, especially during features. The slot looks like a high-quality cartoon. It looks unique and has a true plot.

"high-quality"!?! This man's life is being destroyed by a shitty Tom and Jerry knock off. This is probably the trashiest slot machine I've seen.

 

[Relinquish]

I want to make a request
Somewhere in August Josh played a fan-made song about bossmanjack on MATI. The video was titled "bossmanjack - livestreamer begs for viewer money for cocaine weed and gambling" but now it's completely deleted from YouTube
Thankfully austin-07.com has an archive of it on web.archive.org but the problem is that web archive has this gay shit called "JW Player" which doesn't allow you to download video, only watch it. If somebody manages to download this video archive pls
Also, I should have added this to OP earlier but forgot somehow. Austin-07.com has its own forum, in it they discussed random topics related to Austin and shared highlights from his streams

 

[SandyCat]

The Enigma of Austin's Fault; kicks a perfectly functional retard-sized hole in his door and then proceeds to not go through it.
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The door almost looks like a silhouette of a person. It's like something out of a old cartoon

 

[cans.wav]

He is currently live gambling, expect rage soon

 

[DootSkeleton]

For people that haven't spent an inordinate amount of time on this game like I have, here's a breakdown:
A location called the Duel Arena used to be the hub for OSRS's gambling addicts. You may also find people refer to it as the Sand Casino, since it was located in Al Kharid, the Arab-themed desert location. You can buy in-game currency with real world money. This is against the rules (unless you pay Jagex directly and buy an item that is consumed for membership, then sell that item for money), but it's not always easy to enforce. Naturally, people with deep pockets and gambling addicts did this and used the Sand Casino to gamble in a way they felt was more fun (and fair) than a traditional casino. Since the way combat works in OSRS is based on what amounts to dice rolls, if you and your opponent have the same stats and gear and hit each other at the exact same time, it's a coinflip of who wins.

Eventually, because of the amount of aforementioned gambling and real-world-trading, the Duel Arena was reworked into the Emir's Arena, which basically nobody uses. This however, didn't stop the gambling addicts, who have created networks of Deathmatching. Deathmatching is the shambling undead corpse of the Duel Arena, but less regulated and easier to abuse. Deathmatching is supposed to be the same thing as a Duel Arena duel. Here's how it works:
First you hop to a High-Risk PVP World, a server where PVP is enabled almost everywhere and if you die you lose everything on your person. Next, you find someone who wants to gamble. The two of you figure out how much the wager will be and what gear you'll use for your duel. Then you both put your wager in your inventory, walk out of whatever safe zone you were in, and start fighting until one of you dies. Note that it is possible for a random person to ambush and kill you when you're not in the safe zone before you start fighting each other. If that happens, they just got all the money and items you had on you and you didn't even get to gamble it. You're shit out of luck.

Now to the video:
0:00: He's apparently agreed to deathmatch someone at the Grand Exchange for 400M cash, Dragon Claws, and an Elder Maul. I know this video is old but I will be using current prices for convenience. As of right now, that inventory totals out to about 500M OSRS gp. That converts to about $115, or $0.23 / M.

0:04: We first see the killer in Swampbark Armor, which makes the normal spellbook bind spells keep you in place longer. You can see the killer begin to target Austin but can't hit him yet.

0:06: The killer casts Entangle to binds Austin and instantaneously switches to max mage armor. This move shows the killer is blatantly cheating. I know this because the way he switches gear is way too fast. To explain this, understand that OSRS sends and receives data in batches at a rate of 100 batches per minute, or once every 600ms. A single 600ms batch is referred to as a tick. Different actions in the game, such as eating food to heal yourself or casting a spell, have different global cooldowns of varying amounts of ticks. When it comes to switching gear, you are not limited to one action per tick and can theoretically switch all 11 pieces of gear in one tick. In reality this is not possible, though most people can do 2, 3, or sometimes 4 gear switches in a single tick pretty comfortably. In the span of time that Austin died, the killer did 8-way switches in a single tick more than once. But aside from that, at this moment if Austin had a teleport, he could have saved himself with it. But he's clearly a retard gambling addict and neglected to bring one despite the fact that being ambushed by these cheating rushers is a very real possibility that happens often enough to these gamblers to be considered a problem.

0:08: The killer teleblocks him. At this point, if Austin had a teleport out, he can no longer use it. He's completely fucked.

0:12: The killer casts Fire Surge, the highest damage spell on the standard spellbook while the best possible gear to enhance that damage even further.

0:14: The killer begins running up to Austin. While running he instantaneously switches into max melee gear with Dragon Claws, a powerful knockout weapon. Austin has actually done a pretty good job keeping the correct protection prayer up to reduce the amount of burst damage he's going to take, but has massively fucked up by eating a food item too soon, not healing him any and causing him to be unable to eat more until the food global cooldown ends.

0:15: The exact same tick the claw special attack hits the killer switches into full Inquisitor armor and a Granite Maul and uses the remaining special attack energy he has on a Granite Maul spec (an instant strike). It is physically impossible for a human to make that many correct switches that fast while also dumping a spec.

0:16: The killer instantaneously switches back into max mage armor and finishes off Austin with another Fire Surge while he tries in vain to eat another piece of food.

0:18: Stunned silence and disbelief. Meltdown rage begins shortly after.


I think I genuinely hate Austin but he got done pretty dirty in that video.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

He is currently live gambling, expect rage soon

he just got a little bit of juice, i like it best when they win a little at first
he stays on the slots too, even after he has won enough for a decent blackjack session he stays at the slots
absolute degenerate
hes already taken that 21 dollar win down to 15 dollars and dropping fast
edit: its fucking gone lmao 15 cents left, before the end of the stream poor Jack was staring vacantly out at space for about 30 seconds, i took a screen shot, RIP

 

[DootSkeleton]

 

[Breadbassket]

I think I genuinely hate Austin but he got done pretty dirty in that video.

One thing about OSRS it's that the scammers who cheat people are just as cutthroat as the gamblers who solicit people for money both virtual and real. To be honest Jagex did need to take action on the Duel Arena but at the same time, you can take a mechanic away but not the gambling addiction some people got after using it for extended periods of time.

 

[DootSkeleton]

He might be the worst gambler I've ever seen. I don't even think he pays attention to how much money he has left. He clicked respin 10x on that Mayan game when he only had $0.45 left and sounded surprised when he saw insufficient funds pop up. Immediately after seeing that message: "I'm going to bed. Hate my life this sucks" lmao

 

[Bonedome]

I didn't see the beginning of the stream but he literally went from 5 bucks, almost to nothing, won 25 bucks, and decided to switch to a different slot to lose it all 3 dollars (10 $0.30 rolls) at a time. Craziness.

 

[Spitz]

My relative went on a business trip to Vegas with their boss in the mid 90's. After getting off the plane and collecting their luggage, the boss took my relative over to some slot machines in the airport. The boss started with the cheapest machine, put in a quarter, and lost. Went to another and put in a dollar, loss. Went to another and put in a five dollar bill, won $250. My relative said, "Wow, that was lucky." The boss replied, "It's not luck. It's how they get the suckers. They win big here and think they'll win bigger at the casinos. But the house always wins, it's just a matter of how much. All these people playing are being programmed. They'll see those lights on the strip and go into those casinos like a moth to a flame. The only way to win is to not play." Luckily, my relative didn't have an addictive personality, so when they went to the casinos, their only regret was the hangover they had the next morning.

I hope he doesn't murder his parents. The wholesome, prodigal brother doesn't deserve the tragedy.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

Jacks feelings in stills before the end of the stream, take a look at this next time you have a rough day
this all happened within about 1 minute of being in this state of desperation/defeat when realising after his loss he had no rake-back or any loss-back of any kind