Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Procrastinhater]

My understanding is that the SWA passes themselves off as a charity which gives them tax benefits, so it is supposed to be things like helping with medical bills or whatever, so them dropping 100k for Pat to sue people for calling him fat online is a misuse of funds generated by member dues that implies there's other misuse of the funds that the IRS would not appreciate under close examination.

The theory as I saw it on the OnA forum is that if Pat just doesn't pay up and drags it out with debtor exams it opens their books to examination too because they paid for his legal fees and such.

More detail in this post to give credit to the guy who convinced me of this: https://new.onaforums.net/threads/i-wanna-see-the-contempt-movie.42269/post-955011

The SWA dropping additional thousands to quash motions previously and Pat's reported behavior up until the literal last moment when the lawyers spoke to the judge with Pat just coping and sneeding in the background is what sells this theory to me.

That would also give Technicality Tomlinson the wiggle room to self satisfiedly claim that he isn't paying, so its an interesting possibility.

 

[Piggle Rick]

I thought they were called SFWA, not SWA

 

[Uncle Buck]

Ethan Van Sciver chimes in on the Contempt Hearing:

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I wish that SFWA would be forced to open up their books. I still can't wrap my head around why they felt the need to pay the legal fees of a literal nobody "author." I guess Pat saying the trolls were huwhite supreme pizzacists was enough for the SFWA to bite.

 

[Bloitzhole]

Dan fails to come through on the docs in a timely manner, disappointing everyone:


Though his flight was delayed by about an hour apparently.


Meanwhile, sometimes-kiwi and noted amphibian enthusiast Ethan Van Sciver (@FROG) has spent ~11 minutes on his show shitting on Patrick - local archive:

A superchat causes another brief Tomlinsegment:

 

[bile demon]

I cannot believe this fat faggot with bitch tits seriously let an obese, mentally ill shitskin troll him into submitting 27 pages worth of defamatory fanfiction as a legal document that makes Gunt, Vickers and Spectre look like seasoned courtroom operators to argue why he shouldn't be forced to pay Quasi. Truly an act only an utterly demented swine would be capable of. Jackie and Pat are a match made in patposter heaven.

 

[Uncle Buck]

I cannot believe this fat faggot with bitch tits seriously let an obese, mentally ill shitskin troll him into submitting 27 pages worth of defamatory fanfiction as a legal document that makes Gunt, Vickers and Spectre look like seasoned courtroom operators to argue why he shouldn't be forced to pay Quasi. Truly an act only an utterly demented swine would be capable of. Jackie and Pat are a match made in patposter heaven.

Feels more like a Rackets move, in my not so humble opinion. Funny thing is that I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

I thought they were called SFWA, not SWA

A commom misconception. It used to be SFWA, but they changed it in the 90's to the current SWA (Sodomites & Weanlings Advocates).

The "F" letter was dropped after their PR thought the "Fucking" part was somewhat in poor taste.

Legend says there was some resistance to the change though:

 

[Piggle Rick]

But when did they change it to NAMBLA (North American Male Beastiality Literature Association)?

 

[Uncle Buck]

A superchat causes another brief Tomlinsegment:
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What's so great about this snippet is the abject disgust in Ethan's voice as he describes Pig Sandwich's groveling to family - assuming that's what happened - to borrow money to "pay KWAAAH-zee" and just how, among other things, immature [dare I say, childish] fatboy is for taking his idiocy so far that he ended up having to pay attorney's fees on a case he was only able to bring because a bunch of even bigger idiots decided it was a good idea to fund it.

On a somewhat related note, I wonder why the subpoena to the SFWA was even quashed... Jen et al wanted information regarding whether or not the SFWA funded the lawsuit and how much, as well as any financial information they had about fatboy; their response was a bunch of nonsense about their membership being in fear of Quasi and the brothermen having their identities revealed. Who's "private" information had to be revealed for them to say yes or no, how much and cough up any financial docs they may have had on Piggy?

 

[Marvin]

Patrick runs basically parallel to sovereign citizens now that I think about it.
In a way him saying things like "it wasn't a real court hearing" is just his way of saying "I don't recognize a court that flies a naval flag"
Quasis money got caught "driving" when it was actually travelling.

Honestly, that's actually a pretty good angle to fuck with Fatrick.

Right now he's denying it wholesale but if you paint his denials as typically right wing, sovcit style nonsense, the comparison would drive him bonkers.

I wish that SFWA would be forced to open up their books. I still can't wrap my head around why they felt the need to pay the legal fees of a literal nobody "author." I guess Pat saying the trolls were huwhite supreme pizzacists was enough for the SFWA to bite.

Seriously. It almost seems like a money laundering operation.

 

[TheGuntinator]

what stops fatrick from skipping the trial, getting a bike, and live off roadkill?

"Wrong in every detail, Child, my father was also an avid mushroom enthusiast and my mom loved smoking herbs. They taught me everything I need to know to enjoy the wilderness. You have been instructed to vacate my campsite immediately."

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

But when did they change it to NAMBLA (North American Male Beastiality Literature Association)?

The exact date? April 19th 1980, the day after they realized they couldn't hide the consequences of all that delicious Man-Swine lusting:

 

[Boston Brand]

I wish that SFWA would be forced to open up their books. I still can't wrap my head around why they felt the need to pay the legal fees of a literal nobody "author." I guess Pat saying the trolls were huwhite supreme pizzacists was enough for the SFWA to bite.

If people want SFWA gutted, they need to go after the whisper network and the bigger names pushed by the org.

If they blew all this over Pat Tomlinson, they'll fall on thier swords for NK Jemisin, Mary Robinette Kowel, or John Scalzi.

I encourage all the Patposters to keep claiming scalps. They do such entertaining work.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

So as I said in my original point, a P90 or other weapon chambered in any 5.7 would be a strange choice for “home protection”.
Unless Fat thinks that his stalkers or Nazis with a bone to pick are going to burst into his home with Soviet era body armor, then like everything else he thinks, he has made a horribly misinformed choice.

I mean of course any gun would be better than no gun. But he really needs to reassess his priorities.

Spoiler: Question for Troon Patrol

Sorry, while you are gun sperging, and I take it you are from the USA, is it standard or mandatory for a gun safe to be required for any firearms in the US?
In the EU and Britain, while I can’t speak 100% for every country, it’s common that a gun owner has to have the guns stored in a safe while not using.
British law clearly stipulates too that ammunition has to be stored in a separate safe and said safes have to be behind an additional locked door.

I realize that with things like open/concealed carry and people who live in rented accommodation in the US, this wouldn’t be practical for all forms of gun ownership, but are certain weapons subject to additional regulation?
Please Dm if you don’t want to further Sperg or derail the thread.

To keep it short, like most things in the US it depends on the state you live in,

Some do have safe storage laws some don't and some have them under certain situations. So for example the state I live in has safe storage laws but they only apply to handguns and if someone under the age of 18 lives in the same house as the owner of the firearm.

 

[Pork Packer]

Fresh rexeet off the shitting streets!

 

[WelperHelper99]

said before I think fatty purchased one because he of a video game or some smooth talking sales clerk talked him into it. I'm sure the local Police department would love to know all about it if he purchased it specifically for the means of defeating soft body armor, the same worn by police officers and such.

My guess he bought it because it was used on Stargate and various other SciFi movies and it is a cool looking gun, without that dumb 16" barrel, and the salesmen sold him on 5.7's reputed AP capabilities, failing to mention that most 5.7 sold to civilians is both expensive and anaemic compared to NATO AP loads.
Sure if you reload (and if you shoot enough I'd recommend anyone to get themselves a bench, the initial cost is more than repaid by savings if you're out every weekend or even a couple times a month) you can get hardened rounds and tailor your loads but Pats a moron, he'd likely blow his face off trying to hotload, so what he's left with is an SMG thats single fire, has a stupid overlong barrel negating the whole point of a compact, and that takes 50 round magazines of overpriced, anaemic ammo, that is still never the less likely to over penetrate drywall and endanger his neighbors.
If he wanted something cool looking he'd be better with an X95, I've got one and for a Bullpup its fucking great, I still prefer my DDM4v7 but once you put a trigger pack in it doesn't even have the weird creep you get with bullpups, it's easy to switch out barrels to run either 5.56 or .300BLK which with a suppressor and subsonics will save your hearing.
The PS90 though is just a weird choice and shows Pat doesn't really know his stuff, as if all the weird Chinese shit on that shitty Glock didn't already say that loud and clear.

He definitely bought it because of Stargate or playing Goldeneye. He's a Sci fi author, he was sold the moment he saw it on screen. Practically went out the window, he just wanted that cool gun he saw killed ailens

 

[Procrastinhater]

He definitely bought it because of Stargate or playing Goldeneye. He's a Sci fi author, he was sold the moment he saw it on screen. Practically went out the window, he just wanted that cool gun he saw killed ailens

I just don't know why he didn't just SBR the fucking thing so it at least looks like P90 you see on the movies.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Why would such a scary hacker need to go running to teacher/nursey like this? Could it be she’s just a big fat retard?

Fresh rexeet off the shitting streets!
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(Yes, yes she is)

 

[WelperHelper99]

I just don't know why he didn't just SBR the fucking thing so it at least looks like P90 you see on the movies.

Let's be real, he's a lazy fuck and doesn't want to pay the 200 dollar stamp tax