Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Gollum Grindset]

People say they just feel bad watching this guy, but for some reason it's much easier for me to laugh at him than people like Chris Chan.

 

[Meiwaku]

Austin has been spotted oggling clearly underage girls on monkey,

What the fuck is monkey?

I have a feeling that this will turn into a drug arc.

He has been and always will be on a drug arc. He's a crack cocaine addict.

 

[Elysian]

People say they just feel bad watching this guy, but for some reason it's much easier for me to laugh at him than people like Chris Chan.

It’s either because he isn’t (visibly) developmentally fucked or because weens don’t go out of their way to fuck with him, his misery and meltdowns are all due to his own behaviour.

 

[PetersonA]

What the fuck is monkey?

monkey is a fairly new "omegle-type" website with ironically a lot of blacks on there.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

As far as his old days of Runescape staking go, that shit is so much more entertaining to watch than those stupid cat slots. You the viewer can pretend you're watching real PVP combat when it's just a 50/50 stake, and the context of it being in a video game takes away a lot of the sketchy vibes online casinos have. I have watched and enjoyed many old sand casino clips, not that I ever did it myself, but I can't just watch somebody gamble and enjoy it unless they act like our boy Austin.

There's a reason why high alching on the arena walls is a favorite pastime.

 

[Meiwaku]

Lol



Top pigs... I looked up the first one....Guess what this guy is also a gamble streamer


Said man. This was the only video that he had up. I also find it funny that another top in there is his detractor website.



So according to this he is streaming 8 hours and 41 minutes a day. Ralphamale style.

I was also looking at his Instagram.

He's playing IRL shit too so we are only getting a fraction of the chimp outs....


Least predatory osrs players


Lolfat. Also he is spoiled as shit.


This was his one video he's basically just doing bong rips on twitch this seems to be another location that he is in maybe a different part of his room.


Just remember while you are working hard all day this man is eating steak at his parents house for free after chimping out on them.




Yes he made this of himself and yes he posted it. But if he was gambling the shows that as far back is 2019 he was active doing this shit.

Also his OSRS guild is called the "crab crew"

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Just remember while you are working hard all day this man is eating steak at his parents house for free after chimping out on them.

He's fucking miserable though, whereas at least with working hard, you'd get some sort of satisfaction in your life.

 

[YourFriendlyLurker 2.0]

Since when are gambling streams became so popular? Fuck I must have missed that stage of the civilisation's descend to hell.

 

[SnurgleDirge]

Good Lord at least I'm getting something with my weed addiction, Austin just blows his money on the illusion that he will get anything from it, what a broken sad excuse of a man.

DUDE

 

[Meiwaku]

Okay I found some of his detractors Instagrams and this is actually really funny. I found some fan art that I found rather amusing.

Crackheadgambler fake Instagram. Here's some highlights that made me laugh.

Spoiler: Other lols

I also took the image of him looking through the door and tried to enhance it with AI


meh


okay pretty close


that's the one!

 

[Stan]

I only learned two things from my Intro to Statistics class, and they were:

1. How to read a histogram
2. Keno is a fucking scam

I guess trying to understand the allure of gambling to me would be like describing the allure drinking to a teetotaler, but the handful of times I gambled I disliked it, especially slots. There isn't any skill in slots, you're literally just pressing a button and the computer randomly generates a number in response. This weirdo blames other people around him when he loses at that buttugly cat slot machine, but you're literally just pressing a button? This dudes dad could have taken the chair and done all the spins and the results would have been the same (or at least, with the same variance and likelihood of winning on any given spin, if you want to get all pedantic.)

Anyway he's a hoot thank you for the OP

 

[IamnottheNSA]

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[Archive]

That roulette 0 green win/loss is fucking retarded. It really goes to show how moronic you have to be to bet at these places. People who play any of these house games are brain dead. If you're going to gamble at least play something like hold'em where some actual skill is involved and the game isn't rigged against you. Or...nah, keep leaving it to "chance" so we get more clips to laugh at.

 

[Heed Not]

I only learned two things from my Intro to Statistics class, and they were:

1. How to read a histogram
2. Keno is a fucking scam

I guess trying to understand the allure of gambling to me would be like describing the allure drinking to a teetotaler, but the handful of times I gambled I disliked it, especially slots. There isn't any skill in slots, you're literally just pressing a button and the computer randomly generates a number in response. This weirdo blames other people around him when he loses at that buttugly cat slot machine, but you're literally just pressing a button? This dudes dad could have taken the chair and done all the spins and the results would have been the same (or at least, with the same variance and likelihood of winning on any given spin, if you want to get all pedantic.)

Anyway he's a hoot thank you for the OP

The only gambling I "understand" is the lotto. The odds, even if the lottery was fair ( and I don't imagine jackpots aren't distributed by the feds ) are essentially 0, but your natural likelihood of becoming a hundred-millionaire are also essentially 0. People that spend $2 every now and again when the jackpot's however many hundred million dollars after taxes are basically just spending the money to spend a few days fantasizing. I don't get the people that throw hundreds of bucks at the lotto or any amount at slots/scratch-offs, since the likelihood/payout margins are still thin but the profit for winning isn't proportionally high enough to warrant wasting so much cash.
Poker's fun though, as a multiplayer competitive game of chance.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Dude, the FBI should look into recruiting people in the Duel Arena or online casinos. Look at all that impotent rage. I bet you he does anything you want for an AGS.

Jokes aside, that household is going to end up with a livestreamed murder in it.

 

[Matt Damon]

I'm convinced it's done on purpose by the casinos to prove how pathetic gambling addicts are that they will play literally any garbage as long as it pays out sometimes.

We've know that since Skinner and operant conditioning and reinforcement schedules in the 40s and 50s. Intermittent reinforcement is compelling to everyone to some degree - it's just that most of us have the mental equivalent of a sanity check evaluating the bigger picture to make sure that simple stimulus-response programming doesn't take us off the rails.

Our boy Austin here appears to be missing that feature.

 

[Trombonista]

I mean, dude's broken his chair, his door, his wall, his dad's keyboard and his computer monitor in fits of anger, so it's a safe bet at some point he broke his bed too.

I hope he never tardrages in the bathroom. I don't want his parents dealing with a smashed toilet.

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

We've know that since Skinner and operant conditioning and reinforcement schedules in the 40s and 50s. Intermittent reinforcement is compelling to everyone to some degree - it's just that most of us have the mental equivalent of a sanity check evaluating the bigger picture to make sure that simple stimulus-response programming doesn't take us off the rails.

Our boy Austin here appears to be missing that feature.

Actually skinner's findings were nuanced
The best way to condition someone to do a task is not to give them a reward every time. It is to give them a random chance of getting a reward. This quote is obviously relevant to casinos.

 

[Matt Damon]

Actually skinner's findings were nuanced
The best way to condition someone to do a task is not to give them a reward every time. It is to give them a random chance of getting a reward. This quote is obviously relevant to casinos.

...Yeah, I know. That's what intermittent reinforcement is.

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

...Yeah, I know. That's what intermittent reinforcement is.

On a related note, anyone notice how slow these stake games are ? The dealers deal the cards so slowly. Is this an attempt to keep people on the site longer and increase their engagement ?