Chris's incest charge is dismissed

[Focken Kiwi]

Motherfucking Kiwicoin stonks shootin' to the moooon.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Seems that the State of Virginia is living up to its advertising.

 

[Megaton Punch]

This can only mean one thing: it really was consensual.

Barb confirmed Sonichusexual.

 

[Sniperwoof]

Spoiler: he won we lost

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This is the worst thing anyone has ever drawn.

 

[LiquidKid]

I don’t know how dismissal works, would it be theoretically possible for Chris to seek compensation for his time in jail?

 

[Fornicario]

Will Magi-Chan return to the Goddess? I think it's having too much fun to go back to the Temple of Incestuous Sonichu, even with the temptations of Barbussy.

 

[Aqua Panda]

Wait, what about the 14 Branchland Court removal order?

Could he go back to the house?

Also, spending a year+ in jail with no charges would piss me the fuck off.

 

[Fornicario]

I don’t know how dismissal works, would it be theoretically possible for Chris to seek compensation for his time in jail?

Nope.

 

[Colloid]

So does this mess disqualify or otherwise interfere with him from going into a group home at all? I imagine that’s where he’s going to end up in the end once Barb croaks and it’s clear he can’t afford/take care of the house.

Putting a roof over his head and giving him some toys to play with for a piece of the tugboat would be easy money after all.

 

[Xenomorph]

This can only mean one thing: it really was consensual.

Barb confirmed Sonichusexual.

how tf is she even caring for herself alone in the house? What if shes already dead?

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Somehow fucking Chris Chan navigated the legal system with more grace than renowned scifi author Fatrick Tomlinson.

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

Is he still restricted from going home or hunting down Barb?

 

[espressoskull]

Spoiler: he won we lost

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> HIS ARMS ARE BLUE

 

['Ole Dente]

brb going to rape my elderly grandma

don’t worry i’m retarded it’s okay

 

[Jewthulhu]

Wait, what about the 14 Branchland Court removal order?

Could he go back to the house?

Was just wondering that. If he can't, what is he going to do? I doubt he'll be able to handle a homeless shelter.

 

[Marvin]

So does this mess disqualify or otherwise interfere with him from going into a group home at all? I imagine that’s where he’s going to end up in the end once Barb croaks and it’s clear he can’t afford/take care of the house.

Putting a roof over his head and giving him some toys to play with for a piece of the tugboat would be easy money after all.

He can't be forced into a group home. He's a full legal adult.

Otherwise he's totally free to sign up for one.

 

[Eternal Gopnik]

Repent your sins, for the time of the Merge is upon us.

 

[Type93Torpedo]

Weimerica lol

 

[Aqua Panda]

The only thing that is missing is him being paid damages by the state for his time in prison.

This would be so God damn peak clownworld I almost want to see it happen.

Jesus H Christ, almost 2 full years in jail with no actual crime charged/conviction. If he was innocent, I'd be pissed. That would completely destroy a normal person's life.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

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