Chris's incest charge is dismissed

[Quijibo69]

In before he goes on a killing and rapping spree and gets away with it because Chris.

 

[Terrible Weather Services]

Chris is one free motherfucker.

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

Who had Chris getting released and Trump getting arrested on the same day on their 2023 bingo card?

BARABBAS. GIVE US BARABBAS.

 

[Officer Barbrady]

Was just wondering that. If he can't, what is he going to do? I doubt he'll be able to handle a homeless shelter.

He can do a Drachenlord and live in a car. Make up some shit about having to collect crystals from every state as he does a Teflon Tour of the US

 

[Marvin]

I'd like to remind everyone that Virginia is old as shit, incest not being a sex crime probably made sense at the time, because the classification didn't exist.

Yeah. Well also, the lack of categorization makes a bit of sense in that the main purpose behind something being a "sex crime" is that you can have "sex crime registries", and that's mostly so you can know about dangerous individuals in your area.

Two degenerates engaged in consensual incest, which legally this was, aren't a risk to the general community.

We know there was a decent chance Barb was out of her mind and that this was properly a rape, but she wouldn't testify and the state couldn't prove anything beyond incest. So this unfortunately makes sense.

 

[Pinochet Was Right]

 

[Sir Baz the Intolerant]

Fuck me with this degree of karmic endurance the end of the universe is just going to be Chris and DarkSydePhil floating in an endless void sighing and snorting at one another for eternity.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Chris said it himself. No tape. Only hamsters.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Of course, it was obvious the prosecution never wanted to deal with someone like Chris in the first place and, once again, he slips through the system's cracks. Time is a flat circle etc etc.

 

[TheTourist]

Alright guys, now that they've escaped consequence again, let's amuse ourselves with some wagers; what crime with Chris commit next?

 

[GermanPotato]

Regarding this ruling, I'm sure Megan counts herself pretty lucky right now.

 

[Woodchipper]

I gotta know if he met any niggos in the showers during the jail arc.

No. He was in 23 hour/day solitary confinement and his contact with other inmates during that 1 hour of out time was extremely limited. Rapes, especially in county jails, are very rare due to PREA.
Hot take though bud. Muttposting 2 years after his arrest. Ha, niggerdick peepoo prison rape black-on-crack violence huhuhuh.

 

[Stupidface]

So how long until someone goes through the pain in the ass of filing a records request and then waiting a month?

 

[Pinochet Was Right]

Two degenerates engaged in consensual incest, which legally this was, aren't a risk to the general community.

Except in that Stephen King's Sleepwalkers film.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

I'm only surprised it took so long. In this day and age soft on crime prosecutors will just refuse to prosecute for basically anything.

Dubai and urssia are the only places they take crime seirosuly anymore and look how much better off they are for it.

 

[Kheapathic]

Chris has been proven innocent in a court of law, Joshua "Judas" Moon better start writing his apology.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

They dropped it because Magi-chan took the stand and testified in Chris' favor, that's also why it wasn't broadcast; (((they))) don't want proof of the dimensional merge getting out.

It’s that why they went after Trump? Was he going to reveal the truth?

 

[WelperHelper99]

Yeah. Well also, the lack of categorization makes a bit of sense in that the main purpose behind something being a "sex crime" is that you can have "sex crime registries", and that's mostly so you can know about dangerous individuals in your area.

Two degenerates engaged in consensual incest, which legally this was, aren't a risk to the general community.

We know there was a decent chance Barb was out of her mind and that this was properly a rape, but she wouldn't testify and the state couldn't prove anything beyond incest. So this unfortunately makes sense.

True enough. That's another thing, the state couldn't prove shit. Barb wouldn't testify, and the only evidence they had was the ramblings of a autistic man, or in a legal sense, toilet paper. Even if it's likely he raped her, it can't be proven.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I have never been less suprised by anything in my entire life
Chris exists to entertain us as long as he is walking this earth.

 

[kaizervonmaanen]

Surely this isn't unconditional right? There's no way they'd just allow him to go back to rape his mom, unless she's already gone.

If it is dismissed then he is treated like anyone else who has not raped. Can courts give conditions for no reason?