Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.2%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.1%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 69 10.3%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    671
“Dick isn’t responsible for it, don’t be gay.”
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Seems like he’s saying he’s exclusively responsible, actually.
 
The worst day of Nick’s life when he and our wife were confirmed to not just HIV+, but having full blown AIDS.

I think it’s incredible how Nick has just demolished his credibility. It’s been like a year or year and a half after his apex and he’s honestly doing worse than Ralph at his worst in alienating his audience and old co-hosts.

I’m honestly waiting for Nick to get beat up in Jamaica within the next 6-8 months.
 
“Dick isn’t responsible for it, don’t be gay.”
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Seems like he’s saying he’s exclusively responsible, actually.
This is the same BD Nick called out anime voice 'actors' for doing.

It reminds me so much of the tactics used by 'protestors' who get up in your face, use air horns, and scream at you then say 'I am not touching them!' Then they act surprised when people push them away.

This is one level short of 'actions have consequences. They did it to themselves'
 
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“Dick isn’t responsible for it, don’t be gay.”
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Seems like he’s saying he’s exclusively responsible, actually.
Yeah but, my dude, "we" is not "I." Don't you see? Dick can't be collectively guilty of anything. He can only be solitarily guilty of things. If Dick and Vito did gay shit together, only Vito is actually responsible, and then only "maybe." The maybe is decided based upon a complicated algorithm centered how mad Daddy Dick might get.

This is something only those with an 8th degree blackbelt in Internet lawsplaining would understand. Get on Nick's level, nigger.

Never mind the fact that Nick spoke openly of TI as a conspiracy during Vic.

The only consistency Nick is demonstrating here is narcissism. As in, he's applying the same standard to Dick he applies to himself: He's never wrong.

This is the same BD Nick called out anime voice 'actors' for doing.
Specifically, IIRC, as detailed in the Slatosh affidavit. The one that would show everybody went crying to Slatosh to get Vic's Kamehacon contract voided. Sadly, that was a victim of Ty's mythical "telephone notary."

Holy fucking shit, Nick. His inability to keep his mouth shut is getting to all new levels. Stop repeating your defamation you complete retard.
Please let the record reflect... since I actually appreciate him a little bit more than most here... that Kurt correctly advised him to SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Also, this face when Nick said he's not changing his position on Montegraph... :story:

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*closes eyes*
"Okay."

Big Brainiac Nick:

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I don't know if it's such a bright idea to bring EVS into this. I would think EVS would take July's position here.
 
I don't know if it's such a bright idea to bring EVS into this. I would think EVS would take July's position here.
I think EVS is currently working for/with July on a comic for his company, if I remember right. Unless I’m mixing him up with someone else.
 
EVS and July were on good terms last i knew, July even shouted out EVS on FNT when his name was verboten. I'd be shocked if EVS didn't distance himself from Nick.
 
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Please let the record reflect... since I actually appreciate him a little bit more than most here... that Kurt correctly advised him to SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Also, this face when Nick said he's not changing his position on Montegraph... :story:
I didn't watch as late as that clip, but there was a part early in the show where Nick talked about how if he was awarded fees against Montagraph he wouldn't be able to collect on them, and Kurt very visibly smirked at the prospect of fees being awarded to Nick. It doesn't seem he's that confident in Nick's case.

Let's hope Nick's attorney wasn't hoping to set up a defense where Nick was drunk and was trying to make a joke or something like that...
 
I really had thought Nick could still pull up but I see that's impossible now.
You have Nick doing his usual "um whatever sweaty idc if my friends are fighting" while also pretty much taking the side of (pedophiles) Dick and Vito, someone who Nick clashed with before, so I have no idea why Nick wants to go to bat for him.
Over Eric who has had nothing but cordial interactions with Nick and should be closer to Nick's alleged libertarian beliefs. Yet Nick still considers himself friends of the 2 parties involved.

Nick you fucking retarded gay nigger faggot, your "friends" aren't beefing over some borrowed money or something, we have a clear distinction of a businessman VS 2 fat stinky pedos. If you can't be bothered to pick a side (which you have despite your claims of never getting involved) then what good are you as a friend? But in your actions you chose Dick & Vito. You claim to care about protecting kids from troons but I guess the degenerate duo are allowed to be offenders? Today Dick went "hurr durr muh culture war" so what does that mean? He's gunna be a contrarian on literally anything to own someone, his wife Vito, decides to go after? Is that where your admiration comes from? The fact that Dick is a bigger grifter than you? Because you all used to stand for things that didn't involve diddling children. I guess that wasn't profitable enough huh?
 
Holy fucking shit, Nick. His inability to keep his mouth shut is getting to all new levels. Stop repeating your defamation you complete retard.



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Nick "prove a negative" Rekieta just keeps digging the hole deeper. Can Nick prove he's not letting his wife sleep with black bulls from Jamaica? If not then it must be true!
 
I didn't watch as late as that clip, but there was a part early in the show where Nick talked about how if he was awarded fees against Montagraph he wouldn't be able to collect on them, and Kurt very visibly smirked at the prospect of fees being awarded to Nick. It doesn't seem he's that confident in Nick's case.

Let's hope Nick's attorney wasn't hoping to set up a defense where Nick was drunk and was trying to make a joke or something like that...
There was also a pretty funny moment where, in a friendly manner, Kurt called him a joke. It was an apt burn in the moment, and Nick was pretty quiet for like 5-10 seconds before appreciating it.

I think Kurt has some very likeable moments even if I can't listen to him for extended periods of time.
 
I really had thought Nick could still pull up but I see that's impossible now.
You have Nick doing his usual "um whatever sweaty idc if my friends are fighting" while also pretty much taking the side of (pedophiles) Dick and Vito, someone who Nick clashed with before, so I have no idea why Nick wants to go to bat for him.
Over Eric who has had nothing but cordial interactions with Nick and should be closer to Nick's alleged libertarian beliefs. Yet Nick still considers himself friends of the 2 parties involved.

Nick you fucking retarded gay nigger faggot, your "friends" aren't beefing over some borrowed money or something, we have a clear distinction of a businessman VS 2 fat stinky pedos. If you can't be bothered to pick a side (which you have despite your claims of never getting involved) then what good are you as a friend? But in your actions you chose Dick & Vito. You claim to care about protecting kids from troons but I guess the degenerate duo are allowed to be offenders? Today Dick went "hurr durr muh culture war" so what does that mean? He's gunna be a contrarian on literally anything to own someone, his wife Vito, decides to go after? Is that where your admiration comes from? The fact that Dick is a bigger grifter than you? Because you all used to stand for things that didn't involve diddling children. I guess that wasn't profitable enough huh?
Dick. That is the reason he is doing this. He is obsessed with Dick Masterson and keeping on his good side.

Nick did fine wen his show pretty much ignored him, but I am wondering if the old friend started coming around and showing Nick 'the finer things in life' once he got more free time and money.
"When I said someone should be put against the wall that can mean all sorts of things!"

Same guy.
It could me that he wanted to put him against the wall to get out of the way of a speeding lorry!


Nick did a LOCALS stream after his Thursday show.

He started by bitching about his expensive car problems.

He then recapped his schedule and it sounds like few shows the week of Nashville. He will have the show streamed to LOCALS, supposedly.

What was interesting is that he claimed that Anime Matsuri was 'work', despite barely hanging out with fans. He used a very interesting simile about his 'work' being different than working on roofs and roads in the heat.

Interesting that someone in this thread made a similar analogy just days ago...

The knives that Nick was going to auction for Vic's case were brought up (but it never happened), and Nick is going to probably give them to Vic to sell.

Nick's business deal in Seattle disappeared. It was going to be an advertising deal for him to push a product. He did not elaborate what it was.

Nick mentioned he heard Donovan 'CrippDaddy' died, and he did not spread the news he died after incidentally choking on pizza 'because it wasn't funny'. then immediatley says it could have been worse--'it could have been a dick', or his wheelchair could have taken him over a cliff. He said he needs to message Ricky Berwick to come on before 'the other cripple' dies.
 
Lawyer - IT WAS NEVER A LAW SHOW!
It's like the Simpsons episode where Sideshow Bob has a "Die Bart! Die" tattoo on his chest.

"Isn't your channel name Rekeita Law, and you start every stream introducing yourself as a small town lawyer in Minnesota; and do you not have a theme song named 'Whiskey Drinking Lawyer'? And are you not a licensed and barred attorney in the State of Minnesota?"

Oh, heavens no!
 
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