Chris's incest charge is dismissed

[kaizervonmaanen]

We all know that due to Chris's incest case being dismissed, he didn't learn a fucking thing as always. History will repeat itself, Chris will always have a stint in jail, only for the state of Virginia to pussy out instead of teaching him a lesson. I honestly would've been shocked if the judge charged him with rape and incest, but you know, "Your Honor, my client has severe autism, he didnt know what he was doing".

More like the court didnt trust what chris says like we do. And there is no other evidence.

 

[Boglim Enthusiast]

Damn within two days the amount of Chris related news has been crazy.

August is truly the month of merger.

 

[ShitLurker]

I was going to ask if the tranny aspect is what let him go scot free. But you fuckers make compelling arguments that if Barb never testified and nobody else could testify, that everything would fall like a castle of cards.

That aside, hope Chris has something restricting him from visiting dear ol mom or she will be zapped to the extreme by a very horny female penis and she (or whatever handler she clearly doesn't have) has enabled it to happen again.

 

[CyrusHowler]

If this isn't proof of Chris's seemingly divine luck, then I don't know what is.

*Demonic.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Honestly I’m surprised nobody has tried to kill Chris’ ass yet.

If violent video games and movies make people killers like journalists and the news media say it does. We would be seeing Punisher, Charles Bronson, Casey Jones and Dexter Morgan copycats everywhere. The world isn't full of vigilante serial killers. Chris-Chan, Cyrax, Goon clown and Daniel Larson being alive is proof of this.

 

[Elaine Benes]

Sieg heil to this news, my nibbaboos

 

[Florence]

Oh dear God.

 

[TotalWeenDeath]

Kill weens. Behead weens. Roundhouse kick a ween into the concrete. Slam dunk a ween baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy weens. Defecate in a weens food. Launch weens into the sun. Stir fry weens in a wok. Toss weens into active volcanoes. Urinate into a weens gas tank. Judo throw weens into a wood chipper. Twist weens heads off. Report weens to the IRS. Karate chop weens in half. Curb stomp pregnant black weens. Trap weens in quicksand. Crush weens in the trash compactor. Liquefy weens in a vat of acid. Eat weens. Dissect weens. Exterminate weens in the gas chamber. Stomp ween skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate weens in the oven. Lobotomize weens. Mandatory abortions for weens. Grind ween fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown weens in fried chicken grease. Vaporize weens with a ray gun. Kick old weens down the stairs. Feed weens to alligators. Slice weens with a katana.

 

[PhoBingas]

He may still be under a gag order to not say anything on social media, they've made an exception for his DeviantArt posts as they're seen as a form of art therapy and since Chris hasn't gone back to his old ways of turning every event into his life into an issue of sonichu's backup feature.

Even in the Classic era Chris could go weeks to months sometimes without really posting stuff. He could just be going through a quiet phase, but who knows? He may be under some sort of order, but with everything dismissed I wonder.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

It would be a real shame if some vigilante decided to take the law into their own hands.

 

[Clockwork]

Coming soon to 14BC...

"Mom! I'm back home!"

 

[Fascist Frederick]

A-logs just maldin that Chris-Chad got;

• His dick wet 3 times a week

More like he got his dick dusty 3 times a week.

 

[Yankee Shogun]

Redditors visited 14bc and got a pic of Barb

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Genuine question; How the fuck is she still alive? She's a complete fossil and she's been living alone for the past two years, is there some kind of gypsy curse on her bloodline that forces her to suffer before the end?

a-log makes an ad on Twitter promoting a change.org petition to execute Chris-Chan

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Twitter screenshot came from the /r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit

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Crowdfunded executions are the future

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

The patron saint of neets. He raped his mother and instead was rewarded with tugboat and tendies.

He is now gwttin to live in a home and spend all his money on toys while wranglers wipe his ass instead of ending on the streets. The american tax payer keeps loosing

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

This is got me genuinely nauseous.
His justification for the abuse of his demended mother was CHILLING to read the first time and I just refreshed myself on the details; Chris WILL rape again.

 

[Yankee Shogun]

A-logs just maldin that Chris-Chad got;

• His dick wet 3 times a week
• Thousands of fans
• 2 years of back paid SSDI
• 3 square meals a day for free
• Live by himself for 2 years, got to meditate, work on his OC fan fics and jack it to memories of Barbussy.
• Comes back to more thousands of fans.
• No criminal record, no lists, back on the internet.
• Fiona will still probably try to fuck Chris.

Stay mad a-logs.

Jokes side, this shit is infuriating and anyone enabling Chris deserved total ween death

Reminds me

 

[Pokemon Conquistador]

Chris hasn't won anything. He's still Chris. He's still a flabby homunculus with a bent duck and body odor that would kill an elephant. He will never have sex with a sane, well-adjusted, attractive woman who isn't a prostitute or a rape victim. The fantasy world he erects around himself will be harder to maintain as he grows older, his body grows flabbier, smellier, and his duck starts to curl itself into a spiral that would put any in the Uzumaki manga to shame. He hasn't triumphed over the Justice system. He merely outlasted it. He wore it out by being so insubstantial, so unimportant in the grand scheme of things, that even if the woman he raped wasn't a dusty mummy with a cursed womb and was instead, someone noteworthy, the State still wouldn't want to prosecute him.

Far from skipping away from his crime with a song in his heart and a bright future on the horizon, Chris is going to toddle around his newfound haunts looking like a bag lady and talking like a 10 year old with an inhalant addiction. He'll be a ripe target for any con artist, grifter or ween on the make. He'll never know true love and, once his mother dies, he will never know what it's like to be mourned and worried over by anyone who isn't a rubbernecking goon or morbidly curious bystander.

The real tragedy from all of this, is that if Chris had any potential for independence or for genuine creativity, his horrible upbringing quashed it for good. Chris needed someone who would help him fight his own laziness and reject a falsely constructed reality in favor of one that was challenging, but true and satisfying. Instead he got lazy parents with backwards beliefs about mental health treatment, and a huge chip on their shoulder about how their gifted little tardchild could do no wrong.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

More like the court didnt trust what chris says like we do. And there is no other evidence.

This isn't a bad theory, to say he's an untrustworthy narrator is an understatement. Plus, we don't know the nature of the evidence they got from Barb. Maybe she denied it all, refuse to be examined for evidence.

If that is the case, it's pretty shocking that they kept Chris in a cage for 18 months. Not saying I feel sorry for him, because he deserved every minute of that for what he did, but the idea they can subject someone to that when they didn't have enough evidence to charge them is insane. It's madness. It's not even like Chris was a potential danger to the public.

 

[Fools Idol]

I haven’t taken the plunge into the Chris Chan story yet. I know the basics; Sonichu, the sex doll and girlfriend thing, the troon out, the incest rape of his old mother…I honestly don’t know if I’ll ever go down the rabbit hole. Some people are just so sinister that I really don’t wanna know about them.

The life of Chris isn't that interesting imo, once you know the high (low?) notes you pretty much know everything worth knowing. You might miss out on some esoteric lore but it isn't worth staring into the abyss, just look at everyone who has fell down that rabbit hole.

 

[A Grey Cat]

The world isn't full of vigilantes. Chris-Chan, Cyrax, Goon clown and Daniel Larson being alive is proof of this.

yeah thanks for reminding me we live in a society that ALLOWS scum like all those people to just walk free and when the average joe tries to do something to clean up the mess the system leaves behind he's labeled a "terrorist" and suffers what should happen to people like goon clown and the zoosadists and didlers of the world.


*ahem* but if i may turn the anger off and get back to the topic at hand, remember that Ethan Ralph thought he had gotten away with a lot of horrible things, and yet someone recognized him in south America or wherever it happened and he got floored and decked so hard his front butt was being laughed at by not just us on the farms but most of the internet who knew his story. (correction it was some random brit who flew out to Portugal just to deck ralphs front butt)

Who's to say its not a matter of time before someone does the same to Chris? societal stigma of hurting a tranny be damned?