Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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You think he has enough brain cells left to play games with actual strategy like Blackjack or Poker?
Even staking in the Runescape duel arena feels like it would have higher odds than slot machines. Slot machines are 100% rigged against the player and the website can even tweak how much they pay out on an hourly basis.
 
Sorry if this has been talked about earlier but has it ever been explained why he plays such low skill low odds games like roulette and slots as opposed to games you might actually win in like Poker? It seems bizarrely stupid he would only play games that are designed to funnel money out of you.

Have you listened to the man talk? He wasn't swimming in brains pre-drugs and he is likely a two digit IQ now.
 
Sorry if this has been talked about earlier but has it ever been explained why he plays such low skill low odds games like roulette and slots as opposed to games you might actually win in like Poker?
Games like poker require skill, meaning that if you lose them it's because you weren't skilled enough to win (aka you fucking suck, loser).

Games like roulette only require luck, meaning that if you lose them, well shucks, you're just unlucky.

The guy already hates himself for losing games based on luck. If he had to take on that same amount of constant failure and loss playing games where he couldn't just blame a bad slot, or a losing streak, or whatever and only had his own inadequacies to blame for constantly losing games (along with thousands of dollars), then he absolutely would've jumped off a bridge by now.
 
That's what all of his streams look like. Losing money, pity parties, and complete nuclear levels of meltdowns. This kind of behavior attracted while small a dedicated troll community that compiles all of his meltdowns into compilations on YouTube. These include
Oh no, this thread is doomed to become as gay as Wings, DSP, and Boogie's threads time goes on.
BREAKING NEWS

Apparently Austin's getting a new door to break.

Given the theme of this particular lolcow, what's your bet on how long it will last?
It's not gonna last past the day it's installed. It's pretty pathetic that a man nearing 30 needs a fucking curtain to cover his room because he can't stop blasting holes in his walls because of his self-inflicted virtual gambling habit.
 
He is live again.
Its late-night/early morning for him, that's when the real fun starts. He's been losing all day and it always bites him in the ass at the end of his day.

Its the time when most of his retarded rages happen. Most of his paypiggies aren't awake, and he cares about every single $ he gambles.
 
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He is live again.
Its late-night/early morning for him, that's when the real fun starts. He's been losing all day and it always bites him in the ass at the end of his day.

Its the time when most of his retarded rages happen. Most of his paypiggies aren't awake, and he cares about every single $ he gambles.
He just lost everything already
 
Oh no, this thread is doomed to become as gay as Wings, DSP, and Boogie's threads time goes on.
I don't see Bossmanjack becoming as popular as those three. Wings, DSP and Boogie have trolling communities centered around people who hate the central figure and enjoy their misery. Whereas with Bossmanjack it comes across more like people watch him entirely because it's schadenfreude.
 
a fan/troll sent Bossman Jack 10 dollars in BTC, but he wont release money to the guy until its confirmed in his account
apparently he is a troll and has been pretending to want to give him money for some time
and finally he has 10 dollars "pending", but he wont believe it until it clears into his account
he money JUST cleared, and he is apparently going to send him his 10 dollars to pay him back on cash app
5 dollars and dropping fast
edit: he had a legendary comeback from like 1 or 2 dollars all the way to 20, but he then quickly got cocky with larger bets and lost it all so i guess easy come easy go
 
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He just lost everything already

Just rendered the clip, he lost it all in 20 or so "last bets".



Austin is currently begging Stake for money to gamble.

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EDIT: They told him to fuck off.

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EDIT2: Trolls made a fake support account on Kick and made him contact Stake support again LMAO.

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Support agent thinks Austin is fucked in the head.

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I know it's not technically possible to be "good" at gambling, but this dude legit sucks at it. There's no winning strategy because all the games are tilted against the punter, but there are ways to at least maximise your chances and this idiot does precisely none of them. How can you suck that badly at Blackjack? Hitting on two aces Jesus Christ. How can you do something all day for years and not improve at it at all?

EDIT: Holy shit that message to Stake. The psychopaths that run that site must be laughing their heads off.
 
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