This final Jack arc has been depressing. He’s (sort of) living proof that some people can lose everything and still double down on their poor life choices.
"It work out good" God, I love his grammar
Must be hard to live with half your sphincter paralyzed.
It really shows how bad his taste in movies is if he considers Gran Turismo the perfect movie.
what does he even get out of going to the theater? he can't see things that are right in front of him, he gets upset if someone swears or a woman shows her ankles, and he has the media literacy of a retarded chimp. i guess it's an excuse to stuff his fat face with popcorn and soda.
To be fair, there probably was overt political slants and wholeness, but mushbrain simply didn’t pick up on the nuances
He’s posted pictures of the buckets he likes to eat by himself. They’re smothered in layers and layers of butter. I guarantee that’s what he likes about the theaters. That, and he’ll try to write off his visits as a “business expense” like he does the restaurants he visits for JOTG.
I mean the "political slant" about the Mario movie that Jack hated was Peach being a secondary hero in it and defending herself.
Oh right. Still funny that Peach not being completely helpless angered him so much that it literally broke his brain. Jack has found so many stupid ways to ree about kids and baby movies that he has no reason to see that it blurs at times.
He gets popcorn slathered in artificial butter flavored grease. This is literally one of the hacks he talks about that you get a free refill of popcorn. When he goes they get one of those drink caddies that hold their supersize diet drinks. Put the drinks in the cup holders by the seats, dump the popcorn into the drink caddy so Jagoff can hoover it up and Hammy gets a refill which she eats.
Of course he would. So long as everybody follows the laws that he himself believes are important he'd be as happy as a pig in shit. Which he already is.
You know what? Enough restaurants. I want to see Jack try an escape room. They're the hot new craze (from several years ago), you know.
Of course this fat fuck thinks custard(wtf?) and "moar meat" are burger toppings...
