Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Fake News Anchor]

Even if I were to support the Ukes, it's cringe like Pat's that would turn me into the most ardent Hoholhater.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I was really hoping for more of Twitter blow-ups after the hearing, but it seems like he's just stuck on repeat, permanently buckbroken.
Best thing we can hope for is him not paying by the week deadline and the case continuing.

I am sure a few concerned citizens asking him over and over again when he is going to follow the court order he agreed to on Thursday and pay Quasi will buck break him. That or cause a mental breakdown. Either way, funny

i hope Quasi himself will post and let people know if he gets his dues or not.

Picture proof of Patrick Tomlinson paying Quasi would be a great picture to just reply to every serious Patrick tweet going forward. No need for words or anything. Just a picture

 

[internet friend]

We've talked before about selling the debt, but even after he gets paid he could spend it on some kinda patcoin or token and sell it for a profit.

 

[Broadside]

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Even with all of the schizo paranoia and faildoxxing and comically useless black-void screencaps, these two simple unassuming clauses break my brain and make me crack up the hardest. 27 pages serving as caked-on window dressing for a legal argument that distills down to literally nothing more than 'nuh uh'.
A common and simple mind exercise in Zen buddhism to strip away outside stimuli and comprehend the fundamental essence of things is to focus one's concentration entirely upon the form of あ. These four lines are the あ of Fatrick Tomlinson.

I particularly love how Pat thought he could fucking order the judge on how to run his own courtroom:

Also this:

Spoiler: Stalker Eyes Only

 

[Troon_Patrol]

Slightly off topic, but I've been thinking about the theory that Pat is responsible for the SWATings. Many believe he can't be because he is not smart enough to think of it. I disagree, mainly because I don't think it requires a 125 IQ to think "I'll SWAT myself to sue the MPD or for attention."

Pat is definitely the type of person to think of this "plan" while also thinking the dangers of SWATing he talks about on TV will never happen to him, just like I'm sure he's thought he's OK to drive after 10 Buds at Hoolies because a wreck won't happen to me! He talks about how SWATing literally kills people but neglects to realize that doing it himself won't make him, Nikki, and the cats immortal.

Recall the movie Fargo, which is one thing I am certain Pat isn't smart enough to appreciate. William Macy's character orchestrates a kidnapping of his wife so he can split the money with the criminals and himself. His wife ends up murdered, Macy goes to jail, and their son is essentially orphaned. Pat is "smart" enough to think this up, but is dumb enough to think it's a great idea that'll actually work. He thought printing screenshots in his 27 page Fatifesto would work, too.

OMG yes. Pat is William H Macy in "Fargo" "Jerry Lundgaard" was the characters name. He's kinda William H Macy in "shameless" too, a loser who thinks very highly of himself, drinks to much and always has some kinda scheme that blows up in his face cause he thinks he's so much smarter than he really is. I'm %99.99 certain it was him on camera writing the 5th grade insults on his bike and wall? was it? Dunning Kruger all started because a bank robber thought if he rubbed lemon juice on his face it would disrupt the cameras in the bank, and two psychologists just had to know why he did that, he wasn't a 70 IQ invalid but, what he did was dumb beyond words, and that describes Pat exactly. Not 70 IQ dumb but still capable of incredible miscalculations, mostly stemming from his high expectations of himself. I think he swatted himself and he's responsible for the nastier voicemails and such. "I'm going to kill you and rape your wife" that's not funny at all, tricking pat into a 2 hour fake interview and then calling him a fat faggot is hilarious. Pat isn't Moron level dumb but, he definitely has Dunning Kruger, and denial, MASSIVE denial. He's in court with Sommerville Dan and all his talk of "I'm gonna beat you up" "I can wait to see you prosecuted" and nothing, not even a conversation with the bailiff.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

I hereby call to order the first meeting of the worldwide troll ecosystem.

That's another wholly owned subsidiary of LOLcow LLC that Dear Leader needs to incorporate, WorldWide Troll Ecosystem LLC.

 

[Procrastinhater]

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Even with all of the schizo paranoia and faildoxxing and comically useless black-void screencaps, these two simple unassuming clauses break my brain and make me crack up the hardest. 27 pages serving as caked-on window dressing for a legal argument that distills down to literally nothing more than 'nuh uh'.
A common and simple mind exercise in Zen buddhism to strip away outside stimuli and comprehend the fundamental essence of things is to focus one's concentration entirely upon the form of あ. These four lines are the あ of Fatrick Tomlinson.

I can't get over how he's so fucking buck broken by this shit he can't even bring himself to write "was ordered to pay plaintiff" it's just "was ordered to plaintiff"
He can't even write he owes money on the document denying he should.
Its bizarre.
He really has his own strange reality that he tries to force actual reality to conform to by Patposting it into existence.
He's taking this "meme magic" shit extremely literally, in an extremely childish way.

 

[Broadside]

He's being weird again:

 

[Bone Santa]

Ahahaha Patrick S. Tomlinson is fat
A stupid fat faggot I tell you
I'm glad his life sucks, because it is very amusing and he deserves it

 

[Cuckoman]

We've talked before about selling the debt, but even after he gets paid he could spend it on some kinda patcoin or token and sell it for a profit.

Speaking of pat-coins.
We need a new kiwi silver coin. This time with piggy on it and the slogan "oink oink, stalker child"
This coin will be a LOT more expensive than last time around since I think to make Fatrick justice the coin will have to be three times as thic/fat as the previous coin.
We can call it the fat-coin because it will bee ridiculously thick.

 

[Broadside]

Reminder for the new Patposters who may have some lingering sympathy for the pig- his Main Character syndrome has had him looking for fights and conspiracies since before anyone was even fucking with him. He provides no evidence for any of these claims, unsurprisingly.
The man is genuinely unhinged:

 

[Divine right to rule]

Even if I were to support the Ukes, it's cringe like Pat's that would turn me into the most ardent Hoholhater.
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He is stalking the nation of Ukraine.

"Not free at all, stalker. Enjoy gulag."

 

[Octopi]

Slightly off topic, but I've been thinking about the theory that Pat is responsible for the SWATings. Many believe he can't be because he is not smart enough to think of it. I disagree, mainly because I don't think it requires a 125 IQ to think "I'll SWAT myself to sue the MPD or for attention."

It's not the thinking of doing it that people think he lacks the brains for. It's the not getting caught part of it.

 

[RussianParasite]

For those of you that don’t want a Lowtax ending, I submit this piece of evidence for your consideration (read bottom up).

 

[Shig O'nella]

Speaking of pat-coins.
We need a new kiwi silver coin.
We can call it the fat-coin because it will bee ridiculously thick.

It's commemorating Fatrick. Make it from wood, like his prose.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Slightly off topic, but I've been thinking about the theory that Pat is responsible for the SWATings. Many believe he can't be because he is not smart enough to think of it. I disagree, mainly because I don't think it requires a 125 IQ to think "I'll SWAT myself to sue the MPD or for attention."

I was in the camp that Pat is too stupid to SWAT himself. The more I see him act like a retarded attention whore the more I believe he's calling the cops on himself. The fact that he hasn't got busted yet doesn't so much speak to his intelligence as much as the incompetence of the Milwaukee PD.

Reminder for the new Patposters who may have some lingering sympathy for the pig- his Main Character syndrome has had him looking for fights and conspiracies since before anyone was even fucking with him. He provides no evidence for any of these claims, unsurprisingly.
The man is genuinely unhinged:
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It's really interesting that Pat's attention whoring activity dates predate the Norm tweet. If a handgun got stolen then there would have been a police report, much like when he threatened his ex-wife's life. Could Pat be lying for attention?

I'm a convert to the theory that Pat is SWATing himself at this point.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Many believe he can't be because he is not smart enough to think of it.

The problem isn't that he's too dumb to think of it, but rather that he's too goddamn stupid and blockheaded (not to mention fat) to SWATT himself tens* of times without leaving a trail that could be followed by a drunk Helen Keller.

 

[break these cuffs]

For those of you that don’t want a Lowtax ending, I submit this piece of evidence for your consideration (read bottom up).
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Saw a Ukraine map, oh god this is going to be stupid. Didn't even have to click on a thumbnail to read them. The top two were big enough. Muh no fly zone. Yeah lets start WWIII over fucking Ukraine you retard. This fat faggot with bitch tits can go die in a trench in Eastern Europe at any point he wants. It just takes a plane ticket. Both sides need meat.

 

[MidUSA]

Saw a Ukraine map, oh god this is going to be stupid. Didn't even have to click on a thumbnail to read them. The top two were big enough. Muh no fly zone. Yeah lets start WWIII over fucking Ukraine you retard. This fat faggot with bitch tits can go die in a trench in Eastern Europe at any point he wants. It just takes a plane ticket. Both sides need meat.

He would even get the chance to utilize the ability of his weird gun to go through some outdated russian paratrooper armour, or whatever it was the gun-spergs were discussing recently in the thread.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

He would even get the chance to utilize the ability of his weird gun to go through some outdated russian paratrooper armour, or whatever it was the gun-spergs were discussing recently in the thread.

Oh I would to see him wandering around Ukraine looking for 5.7 and 40SW.