Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I read something about reincarnation recently, the author said that sometimes we're gifted with an easy, uneventful incarnation where you're not expected to do the heavy spiritual work. That must be what comes after a life like Rick's.
No, what you get after a life like Rick's is a step down the ladder. So he'll be a cockroach next time since he failed at even being a pig this time.
 
As an aside to those discussing what lawyer Pat used to proofread his pro se motion...

It was on record he hired two lawyers from O’Flaherty. One was the woman McCabe who was with him in the courtroom. The other was some guy who claimed to be an expert in cyberbullying. I have a feeling thats the guy who assisted Pat in his pro se nonsense but was smart enough to not have his name associated with it.

(Don’t remember his name but it is somewhere in the thread or on the forems.)
 
As an aside to those discussing what lawyer Pat used to proofread his pro se motion...

It was on record he hired two lawyers from O’Flaherty. One was the woman McCabe who was with him in the courtroom. The other was some guy who claimed to be an expert in cyberbullying. I have a feeling thats the guy who assisted Pat in his pro se nonsense but was smart enough to not have his name associated with it.

(Don’t remember his name but it is somewhere in the thread or on the forems.)
The only cyberbullying claim I remember seeing was the blog article on the site unless I missed something as the thread has been moving fast. Someone else already pointed it out, but that shit is usually gfiller garbage. It's going to be all AI generated in the near future if it isn't already. You'll find a lot of sites have regular updates for a few months after the site goes up and they quickly trickle to nothing. The firms know nobody reads them and the 10 minutes it takes a paralegal to shit them out is better spent on something else.
 
hope someone can archive it
I was capturing it in case Jackie showed up. That didnt happen. She did cook up a scheme to try and use a lewd avatar so they could report the stream and get it taken down. Her 1 sink-haver antics were foiled by the superior 5 sink-level cunning of Dan.
I didnt hear anything new to the thread, as far as I recall. Its like 500mb so it would have to get split into 5 segments to pass the upload limit, and I dont think its worth bothering null to bypass. It was still up this morning if anyone wants to see or d/l.
Edit: Meant to add a link to the stream
I'm not convinced she isn't a deep cover troll that's doing a fucking Idea Guys style long game homosexual op to fuck up Patricks life even more
I've seen a few people float the idea that Jax is being controlled by an insider "mole" like during the Boykins affair. I could maybe see that. She is not very smart, I can't see her being able to keep anything complex up for long without being exposed as a jackass, repeatedly.
 
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People have already pointed out the highlights in Pat's filing, but I'm struck by how he's 100% committed to the Gibney faildox. This filing convinces me that he believes the dox is real, so he took Jackie's word as gospel despite her evidence for it being literally nonexistent. I really hope we see him file a suit against Gibney for "harassment" that results in even more hilarious filings, but I don't think any lawyer would be stupid enough to take it. Is he crazy enough to do it pro se?
Also, I enjoyed this bit:
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"No, aTalker child, Quasi did not try to use the debtors exam to recover the money he is owed (which is $0). It was obviously a way to harass me and my family, which constitutes felony debt examination. Enjoy prison."

This reminds me of the Josiah calls, when Patso was threatening with federal prosecution, the troll informed him that he did not live in the US.
As Null pointed out in his excellent coverage of the calls, he completely ignored that piece of information and kept saying "you are going to prison stalker" or whatever the fuck.

Wish fulfillment is the satisfaction of a desire through an involuntary thought process. It can occur in dreams or in daydreams, in the symptoms of neurosis, or in the hallucinations of psychosis. This satisfaction is often indirect and requires interpretation to recognize.

He has a deep desire of tracking down and punishing da trollz, and, according to Freud, when he thinks he finally got someone he draws a deep satisfaction and fulfilment from that. Acknowledging that the source of such a dopamine hit was false is a painful process that requires intellectual honesty and a matured sense of self perception, attributes that Fatrick obviously lacks.

He is also a REALLY fat faggot with bitch tits.
 
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The gobbling noises he makes are legitimately disturbing when you remember he stabbed his own Dad in the face over an argument about a bad Internet connection.
That video where he's eating Raw Hotdogs out of a bowl and wandering about gobbling and screeching is fucking nightmare fuel, they make you remember there are people like that out on the street right now.
You could have one stood in line behind you at the store, they could be anywhere because some assholes thought it was a good idea to close the asylums in the 80's.
Acerthorne isn't funny the way Pat is, he's fucking insane.
Pat doesn't stream and has never accidentally left the camera rolling, is the thing. We have zero way of knowing he doesn't also shovel down raw hotdogs and gobble like a turkey in what scant privacy remains in the half hovel.

Anyway, I don't know why people are saying Dan's scared. Dan also said he wasn't going to attend the hearing, then did. He is either beloviating again, or he realized that Pat is funnier left to his own devices by this point. Even if it was a public hearing and Dan had every right to be there, him attending gives the tiniest kernel of credence to Pat's argument about being stalked. Letting him write his manifestos undisturbed is way better IMO.
 
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Even with all of the schizo paranoia and faildoxxing and comically useless black-void screencaps, these two simple unassuming clauses break my brain and make me crack up the hardest. 27 pages serving as caked-on window dressing for a legal argument that distills down to literally nothing more than 'nuh uh'.
A common and simple mind exercise in Zen buddhism to strip away outside stimuli and comprehend the fundamental essence of things is to focus one's concentration entirely upon the form of あ. These four lines are the あ of Fatrick Tomlinson.
 
@OtherLastTrainHome I do find it almost prophetic that in the current part of the book you've reached, Patrick's self-insert is accusing a Government Official of covering for the assailant that tried to kill him (physical harassment if you will!), just around the same time that Patrick is telling the court that in real life that Government Official is covering for the stalker childs of the world.

That is to say that even in his own novel his bullshit fails to work, is that a glint of self-awareness trying to get through?
 
As excited as I was for this hearing I decided to spend most of last week touching grass so I’ve had some catching up to do.

Looks like most of us were right in some of our speculations except me for thinking he’d Annabelle the court. No one could predict a 27 page chimpout though. Thank you for not disappointing, Pat. We weren’t getting a court recording so you decided to put autism in writing for us. Bravo.

i hope Quasi himself will post and let people know if he gets his dues or not.
If Pat gets his fat, retard ass dragged back to court for another nonpayment I fear hospitals everywhere will be filled beyond capacity with rib injuries.
 
Slightly off topic, but I've been thinking about the theory that Pat is responsible for the SWATings. Many believe he can't be because he is not smart enough to think of it. I disagree, mainly because I don't think it requires a 125 IQ to think "I'll SWAT myself to sue the MPD or for attention."

Pat is definitely the type of person to think of this "plan" while also thinking the dangers of SWATing he talks about on TV will never happen to him, just like I'm sure he's thought he's OK to drive after 10 Buds at Hoolies because a wreck won't happen to me! He talks about how SWATing literally kills people but neglects to realize that doing it himself won't make him, Nikki, and the cats immortal.

Recall the movie Fargo, which is one thing I am certain Pat isn't smart enough to appreciate. William Macy's character orchestrates a kidnapping of his wife so he can split the money with the criminals and himself. His wife ends up murdered, Macy goes to jail, and their son is essentially orphaned. Pat is "smart" enough to think this up, but is dumb enough to think it's a great idea that'll actually work. He thought printing screenshots in his 27 page Fatifesto would work, too.
 
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