Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Oxyjen]

My theory is that Penny was thoroughly burned out on the Tranch project - such is his personality and a management style that he was in conflict with everyone from the co-owner, to the residents, to random rednecks and shop attendants in town.
Literally everything turned into a fucking disaster and everyone hated him.

My guess is these days he just keeps his head down and works as a handyman, fixing up the family’s large portfolio of rental homes in his usual style. Remember all the expensive tool purchases? I think that’s what he does all day, and Kevin barely sees him.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

My theory on Kevin's income, not based on anything concrete, is that he has a substantial monthly inflow, probably from his father's death, and the aunt/great-aunt story was just a cover. Kevin is quite guileless in many ways, but even he must know how bad a big income would look in his circles, and would have downplayed his monthly "earnings," but anyone can see the amount of garbage he buys. He also has few real expenses (e.g. no rent since leaving the tranch), so anything he does get is purely for discretionary spending.

Vag cope:
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the troon obsession with neo-vag depth just show how male brained they all are. i cant say i have ever once in my entire life heard a true and honest woman say anything about vaginal depth. but makes sense troons would be for it, it's literally an inverted penis, so of course depth is the equivalent to penis length here.

I looked up Wedge too, he's still seething away.
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>kill all landlords

 

[FinnSven]

the troon obsession with neo-vag depth just show how male brained they all are. i cant say i have ever once in my entire life heard a true and honest woman say anything about vaginal depth. but makes sense troons would be for it, it's literally an inverted penis, so of course depth is the equivalent to penis length here.

>kill all landlords

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Why do Troons and some retarded men not understand that the vagina and vulva are a complex series of muscle structures?

Retarded men is one thing, but Troons you would hope would at least read up on how a vagina works.

Didn’t Jazz Jennings freak out girls his age trying to talk to them about depth too?

 

[Flamin Park]

Internal stuff relaxing? Like what exactly, there's no muscle like a real vagina would have, and the only other thing that would be blocking it is scar tissue which doesn't relax

Do we think kev's surgeon lied to him, or he actually did tell him what's going on and Kevin was too busy thinking about plastic robots and just filled in the encounter his own way?

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Why do Troons and some retarded men not understand that the vagina and vulva are a complex series of muscle structures?

you cant convince me that a vagina is nothing more than a hole cut into a woman when she is born. i dont care what fancy book learnings you try to tell me, i wont believe it.

Retarded men is one thing, but Troons you would hope would at least read up on how a vagina works.

yeah, you would think that if they want to be women they would try to actually learn about female anatomy and female social lives, but they dont. but that would get int eh way of cooming and consooming. everything they need to know about women they learned form the bimbo stereotype from porn/anime. what else do they need to know? plus, when it comes to lazy retards like kevin, which seem to be the archetype of troons, that would take effort and brain power, neither of which he wants to expend.

Didn’t Jazz Jennings freak out girls his age trying to talk to them about depth too?

dont know, but sounds like something that one would do.

 

[FinnSven]

Internal stuff relaxing? Like what exactly, there's no muscle like a real vagina would have, and the only other thing that would be blocking it is scar tissue which doesn't relax

Do we think kev's surgeon lied to him, or he actually did tell him what's going on and Kevin was too busy thinking about plastic robots and just filled in the encounter his own way?

The stupid fag should have just had his tackle removed and learned how to relax as Frankie goes to Hollywood.

Or just bite the pillow at least.

that would take effort and brain power, neither of which he wants to expend.

Is it a case of not wanting or not having?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Kevin sure does collect a lot of non-socially-necessary private property for a communist about to go to war with the fash state.

 

[FinnSven]

Kevin sure does collect a lot of non-socially-necessary private property for a communist about to go to war with the fash state.

He is assembling a people’s army of transformers, turtles and my little ponies.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Is it a case of not wanting or not having?

in teh case of effort, id say a litle of column A and a little of column B. in teh case of brain power id say 100% column B.

Kevin sure does collect a lot of non-socially-necessary private property for a communist about to go to war with the fash state.

yeah it is always funny to me to se these leftist marxist consoomers. they buy tons and tons of useless junk while decrying what horrors it is that people buy things they dont need rather than spend that money helping poor people.

do you guy really think that if private property is abolished you will still have a large collection of plastic conoomer junk? i guess if they actually thought then they wouldnt be marxists.

 

[AMHOLIO]

He might also run credit card scams or something. While he is fat and lazy, and thick, he does seem capable of some financial fraud.

He is physically and mentally useless in all other respects.

I can believe he'd jump through hoops for this. It's his version of crack so of course he'd make the time for it. Junkies can do wild things for their drug, so too will Kevvie.

As a result, if Kevvie has a grift going on, I hope it’s not a ghastly thing like he has an onlyfans

If it was, we'd hear about it since all his friends have one.

If a better repaint comes out, he should have waited before buying the original mould. He should know that at this point Hasbro is bound to rerelease their moulds as repainted exclusives.

You're missing the point: he needs ALL of them to show he's the best Pokemon collector on the block. He goes by playground rules of "If I have the most stuff of X category, I am the best". It doesn't matter if there's no value moneywise in purchasing them, he wants them so when someone pulls out the paint model they purchased and liked, Kevin can then smugly smile and pull out all THREE of the variants, gloating about it self assured in that the other person knows his "skills" and "merits" of collecting (hoarding).

I remember he was on a transformers collecting facebook group and I'd kill to see how he acted there. Apparently it was obnoxious and caused a lot of people to leave and him to do the same eventually.

Now - were I Kevin Gives and catalogued my purchases, I don't even know if I can even face the mere guilt of how long that Excel column would be. And that's saying a lot because I'm akin to a white girl who needs her daily five-bucks coffee kind of spender.

I think he'd put all the plastic junk in the "totally worth it" categories and the whole adventure would be moot. You think like a normal person on money and expenditures, he doesn't.

Kevin sure does collect a lot of non-socially-necessary private property for a communist about to go to war with the fash state.

What? War would only be fought on government property, why would they ever raid his house? Besides, the takeover would end in about a day or two if we all work together!

do you guy really think that if private property is abolished you will still have a large collection of plastic conoomer junk? i guess if they actually thought then they wouldnt be marxists.

Honestly? I think that they think private property means no one can come onto gooberment land or something, like all privacy from the public. That and it prevents them from stepping on rich people's lawns. I'm guessing that if your house is over a certain size then they'll say "private property gay, share" but under a certain size or they realize someone's trying to squat where they're squatting they ree. If you're rich in their eyes (because some are actually trust fund kids themselves) then you can get fucked.

 

[AfghanBlue]

rate me optimistic, but..perhaps, some of Kevins own captions on his CONSOOM uploads lately, have me feeling that the insane spending is actually starting to nag at him, that little voice has finally gotten loud enough to capture his attention span..?

 

[Temperance]

Kevin wants to massage the "heavy woofers" of fellow lolcow BVDGRRL.
[Link] if you want to see them for some god-forsaken reason.


Kevin discusses reading kink/trans-themed erotica.


Kevin opines on men in women's sports.


Kevin gets philosophical. QUEERNESS IS TRANSCENDENT


In the Superior Future, genitals will be plug-and-play. There will be no real distinction between cis and trans.

...Or maybe he's saying that AFAB transgirl Kikomi will be real and heckin' valid.


CONSOOOOOOM !!!

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[FinnSven]

Kevin wants to massage the "heavy woofers" of fellow lolcow BVDGRRL.
[Link] if you want to see them for some god-forsaken reason.
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Kevin discusses reading kink/trans-themed erotica.
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Kevin opines on men in women's sports.
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Kevin gets philosophical. QUEERNESS IS TRANSCENDENT
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In the Superior Future, genitals will be plug-and-play. There will be no real distinction between cis and trans.
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What a boring stoner.

And just cause a 17 year old girl struck out two iconic players nearly 100 years ago doesn’t mean women are physically superior.

That’s really weird to think. Retarded yes. But it’s really strange to think that.

Just because he was probably outpaced and over powered by all the girls at school doesn’t mean they are better than all men.

All the estrogen and weed is messing with his brain.

 

[0 0]

If a female teenager outperforming a professional male athlete in a single instance was a normal and predictable outcome, it would be dismissed as mundane and not be immortalized as a freak occurrence. It's anecdotal anyway. The fact you can only cite this incident from nearly 100 years ago also demonstrates it's not something that's easy to replicate. I'm also pretty sure players get struck out in baseball more than somebody gets a hit considering how many innings and batters there are in a single game.

A more direct counterpoint: the concern is not men gatekeeping women, Kevin. It is women getting obliterated by TIMs in physical competition. If women were physically indistinguishable from men, TIMs wouldn't be destroying longstanding female records the moment they hop divisions. If a woman tried to join a men's division, I think people would openly encourage her decision. I assure you it is not segregated to protect the male ego.

Furthermore, that point is stupid beyond the fact it is simply wrong. This matter, if anything, concerns women gatekeeping TIMs if you want to pin the blame on somebody. Men aren't even a factor is this discussion unless you can consider these bold and brave trans women fracturing their natal female competitor's skull as male. If what you said is true, there should be no reason why we don't see women hopping divisions and dominating male competitions. At that point, your only avenue for argument is claiming a few centuries of organized sports being segregated by sex somehow directly influenced human evolution as a species.

 

[FinnSven]

It’s not uncommon though in gender and trans advocacy to cite singular freak occurrences as firm evidence of their point.

It’s the same kind of peculiar thinking which led to the classic misunderstanding, “The exception which proves the rule.”

Exceptions don’t prove rules, they are just exceptions to rules.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Sometimes Kev says something so jaw droppingly stupid that it's almost hard to pick a few key examples to refute him. If he's not going to do something as simple as look at men's vs. women's world records for every olympic sport he could go to any decent boxing, muay thai, or bjj gym and watch a woman spar with a man. Literally the second we ceased having single gender sporting events and leagues, women's sports cease to exist for competitors over the age of twelve.

 

[FinnSven]

If a female teenager outperforming a professional male athlete in a single instance was a normal and predictable outcome, it would be dismissed as mundane and not be immortalized as a freak occurrence. It's anecdotal anyway. The fact you can only cite this incident from nearly 100 years ago also demonstrates it's not something that's easy to replicate. I'm also pretty sure players get struck out in baseball more than somebody gets a hit considering how many innings and batters there are in a single game.

A more direct counterpoint: the concern is not men gatekeeping women, Kevin. It is women getting obliterated by TIMs in physical competition. If women were physically indistinguishable from men, TIMs wouldn't be destroying longstanding female records the moment they hop divisions. If a woman tried to join a men's division, I think people would openly encourage her decision. I assure you it is not segregated to protect the male ego.

Furthermore, that point is stupid beyond the fact it is simply wrong. This matter, if anything, concerns women gatekeeping TIMs if you want to pin the blame on somebody. Men aren't even a factor is this discussion unless you can consider these bold and brave trans women fracturing their natal female competitor's skull as male. If what you said is true, there should be no reason why we don't see women hopping divisions and dominating male competitions. At that point, your only avenue for argument is claiming a few centuries of organized sports being segregated by sex somehow directly influenced human evolution as a species.

I looked it up actually, as not being American I only have a vague general knowledge about baseball and baseball legends.

According to this site:

https://sabr.org/journal/article/the-mystery-of-jackie-mitchell-and-babe-ruth/#:~:text=Seventeen%2Dyear%2Dold%20Jackie%20Mitchell,the%20circumstances%20surrounding%20the%20game.

Lou Gehrig wouldn't have deliberately struck out, Babe Ruth did strike out a lot but also did hit so many home runs which he is remembered for, but it's possible that they both just really had an off match.

Also, anecdotally, I would say that men often unconsciously "go easy" on a girl when playing sport, so perhaps they both just went a little easy or were caught off guard and got unusually stressed.

If they had pitched 100 games and both Babe and Lou were struck out in 51 or more of them, fine, but one game with a fluke occurrence is not evidence.

Even the fucking ancient Greeks actually had a separate women's sports category in their Olympics.

As ancient Greece is often cited as a bastion of trans and homosexual rights for totally misunderstood reasons, this should be waved at any fucking trans in women's sports advocates.
How could an Ancient Trans Paradise Society be wrong!

 

[AMHOLIO]

Thanks Temperance!

Kevin opines on men in women's sports.

The logical conclusion here is that trans women would dominate men's sports if combined, therefore it should be done to let trans women clobber cis men.

Kevin discusses reading kink/trans-themed erotica.

Wow, Kevin doesn't usually gross me out but he did above and beyond here. I think it's how disconnected his view of sex is from like... anything. He "cums" (see quotations marks if you say he doesn't, I know he doesn't anymore) to the idea and writing of humans being treated clinically like cattle (??? I'm not clicking on it), applied to a large group. He doesn't even really care about genitals, touching, foreplay (lol), or anything else related to normal human sex, just the domination and subjugation.

He is one of the few cows who takes his kinks further to IRL: he's so fucking stupid he set up a Master/Slave relationship and then fucking wondere why he's miserable when he can't drive or do much for himself. It might be better now that he has more girlfriends and is closer to society but lack of freedom stops being kinky when you're bored and surrounded by alpaca dung for miles, Kevster.

Kevin gets philosophical. QUEERNESS IS TRANSCENDENT

I don't know if contradictions in philosophy or laws should be celebrated like he does with kweerness here. His version of queerness is less shaped like a cube and more like a structure a 5 year old would draw that has no basis in reality and would come crashing down in the slightest wind were it to be turned 3D. I'm starting to believe that Kevin thinks that "queerness is inhernetly contradictory" means he can mash any two concepts HE personally likes together and it doesn't matter if they make sense, it's just kweeeer. Which is a special ed type of concept, really. A great way to justify why penises and lesbians go together is internet queerness as a stop word, OF COURSE it doesn't make sense, it's not supposed to! But the lesbians who don't like dick aren't heard or seen, which is a thoughtcrime in other camps but not this particular one.

In the Superior Future, genitals will be plug-and-play. There will be no real distinction between cis and trans

I don't get how this would contradict TERF points about how at least half or more trans wahmen are gross perverts who think of sexual kink over what a body is as a whole and how it affects us. I think it would strenghten it, guys.

 

[Windows XP Home Edition]

Kevin flies 5000 miles on someone else's dime and does this...

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...then spends the rest of his visit squeeeeing over the same plastic toys he buys every other day of the year.

What a perfectly conditioned consoomer. He'd probably starve if he went to Mexico and couldn't find a Taco Bell.

Of all the amazing restaurants with varied cuisines (including British) in London, Kevin chose McDonalds. Bloody. Mc. Fucking. Donald's.


The McDonald's in the UK is horrid in comparison to the European branches. I don't know how young people can even digest such highly processed food from there. Honest Burgers is a far superior chain of burgers than McDonalds in Southern England. Each branch has their own burgers with unique toppings/monthly special and they're all over London. It might be pricier than Micky D's, but it's a much better investment.

 

[AnOminous]

Of all the amazing restaurants with varied cuisines (including British) in London, Kevin chose McDonalds. Bloody. Mc. Fucking. Donald's.

He can spend thousands on cheap plastic toys to collect dust in his foul room with standing pools of cat piss, and travel across the world just to eat McDonald's there. What a tasteless, gormless faggot.