🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Scout Trooper]

Sober arc is over, sober arc was boring. Hope he starts a stream high on pills and booze.

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Looks like MEETS IN THE SHADE's back on the menu, boys!

 

[Rogue AI]

Ralph can destroy AF while doing a few Pillstreams. Come on, king, you deserve some xannies.

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

Ralph can destroy AF while doing a few Pillstreams. Come on, king, you deserve some xannies.

A bar-dello a day keeps el medico away

 

[EyeGuy]

RIP Ralphawallet
RIP Sober Summer

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

for the love of God Ralph, i knew i was right to have zero faith in you
his next crusade will be how he will be able to pay for his next pillstream

 

[Telemeter]

RIP Ralphawallet
RIP Sober Summer
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I don't believe he was pick pocketed at all, either he was robbed or he forgot his wallet in a taxi.

Also, Harry is infinitely more thrust worthy than Ralph.

 

[The Wokest]

I don't believe he was pick pocketed at all, either he was robbed or he forgot his wallet in a taxi.

Also, Harry is infinitely more thrust worthy than Ralph.

the fuck are you talking about?, pickpocketing is easier, more common and way safer than straight up robbing anyone.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Guess the post-cozy shot in the arm could only last so long. We now return to our regularly scheduled ragepigging.

 

[Elmo]

Also, Harry is infinitely more thrust worthy than Ralph.

 

[AltisticRight]

I don't believe he was pick pocketed at all, either he was robbed or he forgot his wallet in a taxi.

Also, Harry is infinitely more thrust worthy than Ralph.

All three of them are fat and I will not have sex with them.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

RIP Ralphawallet
RIP Sober Summer
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Sharing/inventing embarrassing information that nobody would've known otherwise to try and save face

Welcome back King

 

[TJBirish]

the fuck are you talking about?, pickpocketing is easier, more common and way safer than straight up robbing anyone.

And it's even easier when your mark is drunk and stoned out of his mind.

It's amazing how easily those 2 idiots on KC can make Ralph dance like a retarded puppet.

.........actually, it isn't amazing, it's Ralph.

 

[Cringestorian X]

ah well, see you later sober ralph
it's been nice knowing you for a while

welcome back xanax ralph, glad to have you back king

 

[Dona Morte]

Two other tweets he did in the morning caugh my eye:

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/62G2F

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/mruha

The roller coaster continues.

 

[GreaterHacaryguaspear]

Oh Josh. You are always right.

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[HackerX]

Well, at least Ralph has some sort of purpose at least in conjunction with getting completely blasted. I'm in awe he hasn't croaked this year, but current Ralph is less likely to die than Ralph from months ago IMO. He's got that got going for him at least.

 

[TJBirish]

"I only went along because........."

-Ralph's new battle cry

 

[Garth]

new

Naw, nothing new there. That's been Ralph's go-to for years.

 

[Near]

Back on the booze and back to starting shit with everything and everyone around him.

Ralph, all you did was press the "switch team" button. When you try to blend in and still act the same amount of retard, you'll eventually see the same results. Nobody's gonna cover your ass when you keep doing stupid shit. And boy you can't help yourself.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Oh Josh. You are always right.
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Null now reigns as e-daddy #1. How long will they remain amicable before Ralph inevitably flips the fuck out on him? The world may never know.

(I give it a week)