Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - OG Internet blogger, Author of the NYT bestseller Alphabet of Manliness, Cohost of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, Filer of the Lolsuit. MADDOX BLAST!

[John Andrews Stan]

What's the best way to listen to the biggest problem in the universe?

From a casket.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Also he's just wrong, in addition to being bald and skinnyfat and living in a tard home and losing a lolsuit. "Yesterday" is actually pretty good, if you aren't addicted to being super edgelord man despite being a bald elderly faggot.

Let's prove empirically that George has a shit taste in music. Ladies and gentlemen, the Beetles. Yesterday:

Edit: I think that song touched a few nerves for Georgy Porgey

 

[AnOminous]

Edit: I think that song touched a few nerves for Georgy Porgey

Yesterday. . .
I was so much less bald and gay. . .

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

That said, if there is anything Maddox did “right” over the last few years it was not engaging with his trolls (besides Dick and co). He stands out to me as a Lolcow for this reason. This thread would probably be a thousand pages or more if he had done so. Instead, former fans and would be trolls just sort of forget that he exists.

Maddox only did one lolcow item of note post-lawsuit and it was pretending to be interested in Godzilla for a chance to get a whiff of Haley Mancini’s dried up twat. Once it became clear even to him that he was never getting in those panties, he never mentioned Godzilla again.

Of course, this was pretending to like a 60+ year old franchise to impress a middle aged woman; Maddax one-upped Maddox by banging a 19 year old retard and defending a movie that appeals to pedophiles. George keeping his mouth shut was absolutely the right call. Since Dax relied entirely on George for laughs, depriving Dax of that led to him being the bigger (and definitely fatter) lolcow.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

I disagree - the issue facing current Maddox isn't that his old content made him too controversial to work with or pigeonholed him into shock/edgy humor, it's that his content just isn't good anymore. He's not even interesting enough for ex-fans/people who sided with Dick when BPITU collapsed to show up and say "lol cuck" or "what happened, I remember when this guy was funny". There is a reason this thread moves so slowly even when he puts a new article out.

I would say that part of the problem is that with his drama over the years, he exposed himself a little too much. Some of his stuff was funny when you thought it was him just saying stuff for laughs. Once you realized that some of it was what he actually believes, you stop laughing and realize he is a little bit fucked up.

The one that stands out to me in this regard is his one post mocking Valentines Day, making fun of couples sharing feelings with one another. At the time it was posted there was nothing to it, but now you look at it and realize that it was just him sharing his bitter view of other people being happy in life.

I think a lot of people struggle with accepting that a lot of edgelording and shitposting, while funny at times, is rooted in some fucked up human beings. You see it with others like Lowtax or Anthony Cumia. It is hard to confess that the shock jocks who once made you laugh are actually some disturbed people in real life.

 

[UnKillFill]

I think the Beatles are overrated garbage, and even I think that was a shit take.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

I have been listening to The Biggest Problem. I got about 20 minutes into the first episode, and this show stinks with its predictable cringey jokes. The bragging about banging chicks maddox's weird, high-pitched voice this just stinks. I guess it was just a product of its time.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

I have been listening to The Biggest Problem. I got about 20 minutes into the first episode, and this show stinks with its predictable cringey jokes. The bragging about banging chicks maddox's weird, high-pitched voice this just stinks. I guess it was just a product of its time.

You got it right, it was always shit. I tried listening to it five years ago and reached the same conclusion. Maddax and Maddox are both cringy nerds that were cringe for different reasons. This was well before Dax started his three year spergfit about his ironic pedophilia.

 

[HootersMcBoobies]

I just noticed the new thread; looked it up because maddox came up in conversation. I haven't read it; probably won't .. it's funny how it's the first thing in three years looks to be some retard take on a Beatles song ... I don't even like the Beatles and that's honestly one of their better songs.

Also if anyone is interesting in the lolsuit, the Mic Dicta podcast, Episode 10, did a pretty funny take on it years ago, back when it was all still in process:

https://soundcloud.com/micdicta/episode-10-but-i-always-took-it-serious (jump to ~55 min)

> Cuck cuck, Maddox is a cuck (to the tune of jingle bells)

The TL;DL of the podcast is Maddox's lawyer doesn't understand what protected speech is and what liable/defamation is

..at 1h:02m in the podcast you learn that, at some point, Dick Masterson was fucking Maddox's girlfriend, and therefore there is no defamation in calling Maddox a cuck because truth is an affirmative defense against defamation.

 

[skykiii]

I think the Beatles are overrated garbage, and even I think that was a shit take.

It's a real nowhere take,
posted by a nowhere flake,
making all his nowhere takes for nobody.

Doesn't have a point of view
knows not when he's going to,
He's way worse off than you and me.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

New George just dropped

55 minutes talking about Justin Whang...God be with the farmer who sits through it all.

 

[Tom Myers]

Maddox released a hitpiece video against Justin Whang.
Why he's going against Whang. Spoiler: he's a hypocrite.

Starts talking about Asterios:

Asterios' SHADOW WAR:

Talking about the Lolsuit:

Some conspiracy about Asterios getting an article published about him(maybe the lolsuit I just skipped around this part):

He mentions Lowtax and the SA article Asterios posted. This clip is also the end of the video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgDIZ17440o

 

[Kyle Odom]

lmaoo

 

[Yae]

New George just dropped

55 minutes talking about Justin Whang...God be with the farmer who sits through it all.

Okay I have watched all of it and here is what I think. I should point out that I am a fan of Whang so my view on this all is probably biased, also had no idea who Maddox was before this.
His criticism of Nu-metal and brand/style seem to be all pretty subjective but he certainly tries to lay it out as if it is
I think some of the plagiarism accusations don't stand as he usually pulls up the actual articles he's quoting from in the video though he should probably put them in the description or a google doc as some other content creators do.
He seems to constantly scrounge around for some kind of gotcha moment or anything he can use against Whang, especially with how he brought up the fact that he didn't credit memes.
The second half of the video on doesn't even have anything to do with Whang it seems.

 

[Kyle Odom]

Maddox has the special kind of autism where he must over rationalize and complicate basic facts that everyone else is aware of without effort. "BREAKING NEWS: ASIAN MAN COPIES FROM WHITE MAN" Thanks for the insight you gay bald nigger with AIDS

 

[break these cuffs]

lmaoo

Can you see the url in any of his caps? It's be interesting to see how long he's been in the lab perfecting this banger of an expose.

 

[Yae]

Can you see the url in any of his caps? It's be interesting to see how long he's been in the lab perfecting this banger of an expose.

From the logo I'd say before the deplatforming and move to alternate domains.

 

[Kyle Odom]

Can you see the url in any of his caps? It's be interesting to see how long he's been in the lab perfecting this banger of an expose.

Sadly no, say what you want about Maddox but he's a pretty careful and efficient editor.

 

[SaltyFanta]

I've never really looked into this dude before, but damn he really is a gay, bald nigger with AIDS.

 

[Kyle Odom]

I've never really looked into this dude before, but damn he really is a gay, bald nigger with AIDS.

Believe it or not, there was a time where he was really funny. I especially enjoyed his blogs when I was younger. Maddox is a completely caustic and angry autistic guy who rants and rages at slight inconveniences and nitpicky problems. His main schtick used to be hating on the artwork and efforts of small children. He'd rip apart crayon drawings and call kids retarded faggots.