Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Vulkan said:
If I learned anything it’s never bet on red in roulette and never stand on a fucking 12-15 in blackjack. Guess that’ll be useful if I ever feel like visiting Chief Hands-In-Your-Pocket and the Loseurkashh tribe at the local casino
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The real big-brained strat would be to fly out to Vegas with Austin and just bet on the opposite of what he does.
 
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Drama Fan said:
The real big-brained strat would be to fly out to Vegas with Austin and just bet on the opposite of what he does sick him on OG Geezer.
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Maybe we'd get some IP2 content out if it. Austin would be an IP2 streamer if he didn't have well off parents and didn't get himself killed.
 
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dumbledore said:
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He's got a Logitech G Pro X in his amazon tab.
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Didn't daddy just get him a Walmart one?
 
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Drama Fan said:
Kiwi gamblers, I need your help
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I thought in blackjack the dealer and the player were dealt to from the same single deck of cards. But in this both Austin and the dealer have a 9 of clubs. Am I just wrong about how the game works or is the site so shitty that it doesn't take already dealt cards out of the RNG possibilities?
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It's common in casinos to use multiple decks at the blackjack table even in real life. Single (or usually two) deck tables are where amateur card counters go to cut their teeth. The payouts are lower on single deck tables and you usually cannot join mid-deck. Some do continuous shuffle.
Regular paying tables are usually six or 8 deck.
 
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Idiot doing idiot things said:
I'm wrong, it's worse than I thought.

He is a Platinum I, but on the current livestream I saw a he's 90% of the way to Platinum II, which has a requirement of $500,000. Based on how Stake calculates its progress, this means that he has wagered approximately $475,000 on Stake as of 26/08/2023.

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Hahaha, oh fuck.
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Finance Spergging

Income

Stake $250 credit per day (250 x 365)= $91,250.00
"My mom gives me $20 a day" (20 x 365)= $7,300.00

Total "Income"= $98,550.00

Expenses

Rent: $0.00
Utilities: $0.00
Food: $0.00
Gamer Set-up Expenses: $0.00
We'd: -$20.00 (per weeding, self admission)
Cocaine: -$??.??

Total Expenses: ????

Total spent on Stake : $475,000
Missing/ Unaccounted for $ : $376,450.00


Am I missing any income? We have some dots to connect here.
 
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He's playing Apex now

>doesn't know how to mute people
>addresses chat like his teammates can't hear him

My god and his teammate has the worst mic I've ever heard holy SMOKES :story:

edit: he is REALLY bad at Apex and didn't even play for 5 minutes before getting wiped and going straight to slots
 
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Waifu Denier said:
If I saw a roulette table get red 50 times in a row. the chances of that occurring in a fair wheel is less than 1 in 1,000,000,000,000,000. Which would you bet on, that the table is fair and got that 1 in quadrillion chance, or that the table is rigged and there is a higher than 1 in quadrillion that someone is cheating the odds to make it turn up red?
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This reminds me of the scene in Casino where De Niro's character immediately knows the slots are being fixed
Kees H said:
This faggot lurker updated his video description after your post :lol:
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Now link to the thread.
 
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