Plagued Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

Anytime you think to yourself that a subscription based service cannot possibly exist for [thing] just remember that Juicero existed. Sure it went bankrupt pretty much immediately, but they had massive venture capitalist buy-in and there was, and still is, a legit cadre of hardcore Juicero supporters.
 
Anytime you think to yourself that a subscription based service cannot possibly exist for [thing] just remember that Juicero existed. Sure it went bankrupt pretty much immediately, but they had massive venture capitalist buy-in and there was, and still is, a legit cadre of hardcore Juicero supporters.
Juicero isn't actually that crazy of an idea in terms of subscription services, if anything SHOULD have a subscription service is something fresh and consumable like juice
that part makes perfect sense

Juicero failed because they weren't selling juice, they were selling tech and a 'lifestyle'

>there was, and still is, a legit cadre of hardcore Juicero supporters.
i find that hard to believe, except for people inside the company or investors
i dont think a single regular joe is a Juicero fanatic the same way people jizz themselves over Apple
 
they'll make subscription based anything, man...
i was recently reminded that Chris Chan was subscribed to a subscription based CRYSTAL delivery service
fucking rocks nigger
i love me a cool rock as much as the next guy, but that shit isnt consumable, you dont need a new one coming in every month, and besides as a collector isnt all the fun in picking one yourself? one that really speaks to you? being sent a buncha generic ones from a company seems... inelegant...

the only two kinds of people who collect crystals are people who are into geology, and magic-space-hooha ladies. the former would probably be pretty picky in what they find, not any ol quarts dildo will do, and the latter....i personally knew a woman who was into that stuff and she would vet every seller and every crystal she came across for the right kinda '''''energy''''', so getting them from a mass produced subscription service feels like it would lack that natural chakra flow and what not
Off topic, but that reminds me of something tangentially related that happened a ways back. I'd posted on a department store's FB about some troubles I was having with their website. The website issues were resolved, I went back to consooming, and completely forgot about the whole experience. I despise FB with a passion but unfortunately everyone I know is on it, so I try to log on semi regularly. Well, about a week after making the post to the department store's website, I revived a friend request from a complete random. I checked their page to see if it were a friend of a friend, but it turned out to be a 'psychic' with a lot of immaculately dyed hair, a taste for Tree-Of-Life 'Renaissance' gowns, and a habit of peering moodily through some foliage at the camera. My fb profile is private and not visible to searches so this sort of thing doesn't really happen to me. I eventually found the notification that, a week earlier, the 'psychic' had come across my post on the department store's FB and replied that she'd had a huge, dark, violent premonition about me and that I needed to contact her RIGHT NOW.

I thought about replying just to fuck with 'her', but I decided not to as I figured I'd either just get sent a link to a website where it wanted to me give them my credit card number to access, or else end up with a pack of professional Indian scammers trying to target my family when they realised that they weren't getting anywhere with me.

I blocked the profile without replying to it, but it is bemusing how a psychic scammer tried to latch onto me through a complaint post to a budget department store chain.
 
>there was, and still is, a legit cadre of hardcore Juicero supporters.
Anytime you're selling a "lifestyle" you will inevitably find someone who wholeheartedly lives that "lifestyle" and Juicero did. There aren't many of them, but the whole "cold pressed juice" thing has legit rabid supporters and there are plenty of them who live at the corner of vegan street and technophile court.
 
Anytime you're selling a "lifestyle" you will inevitably find someone who wholeheartedly lives that "lifestyle" and Juicero did. There aren't many of them, but the whole "cold pressed juice" thing has legit rabid supporters and there are plenty of them who live at the corner of vegan street and technophile court.
An army of toothless heartburn enthusiasts, eh?
 
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I have met my fair share of women who were not pagan but still thought rocks had magic properties, but more in the same way they had opinions on what color of clothing is flattering. They'd tell you quartz has clearing properties but if you asked literally why and how, they'd just kinda say I dunno it's got a ~~~vibe~~~ to it. They'd get facial massagers made of solid rose quartz because "rose quartz is good for your skin." How??? "I dunno, something about the resonance frequencies."
This is coming from "normie" people, not tumblr wiccans or lolcows.

To them it's just a consoom shiny object thing, without even a pretense of mysticism. And a subscription box isn't out there, I personally have a good handful of women in my life where I wouldn't be surprised if they got such a thing. I have a few family members that ALWAYS fall for the "first box ships free/highly discounted!!!!" thing, where they don't cancel it for a few months afterwards. They go, "Ohhhh, I forgot to cancel again, really wish I didn't get charged that money!" but then still don't cancel it. I am glad these same people are literally too stupid/lazy to open a credit card or brokerage account, lest they discover "free money." These are the people who will purposefully spend thousands extra, that they wouldn't have spent otherwise, on a card in order to get a airline miles or rewards points worth a few hundred max.
 
Having an extra room for a hoard is such a privilege, I love it when they get caught whining about being broke but they have way more spending power than the average family.
 
Part of me wishes I had that space, but the other part is glad I don't, because it might get filled with stupid shit like that instead of becoming a office or something useful.
I had a three bedroom house to myself some years back. I turned one bedroom into an office, but the third bedroom just accumulated random crap and maybe got opened once a month.
 
is there a name for these sorts of things? id argue adding syrup or powder to water doesnt really make it water anymore, but what is it? its not soda or juice.... its just like.... beverage
We used to call them squashes.
Suffer, my friends.





 
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