they'll make subscription based anything, man...
i was recently reminded that Chris Chan was subscribed to a subscription based CRYSTAL delivery service
fucking rocks nigger
i love me a cool rock as much as the next guy, but that shit isnt consumable, you dont need a new one coming in every month, and besides as a collector isnt all the fun in picking one yourself? one that really speaks to you? being sent a buncha generic ones from a company seems... inelegant...
the only two kinds of people who collect crystals are people who are into geology, and magic-space-hooha ladies. the former would probably be pretty picky in what they find, not any ol quarts dildo will do, and the latter....i personally knew a woman who was into that stuff and she would vet every seller and every crystal she came across for the right kinda '''''energy''''', so getting them from a mass produced subscription service feels like it would lack that natural chakra flow and what not