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The below was originally from the "why don't blacks enjoy true crime" topic:
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The thing that gets me though is, lately I've been seeing this kind of take an awful lot on Kiwi Farms.
Don't watch paranormal shows because it'll make you avoid doctors.
Don't read Scott Pilgrim because it'll make you troon out.
Don't play Sonic the Hedgehog because it'll turn you into an autistic furry.
Don't watch anime because it'll make you a NEET.
Don't pet cats because it'll make you a Youtube addict.
Don't eat candy because just one M&M will make you fat and diabetic.
Don't breath oxygen because it'll give you AIDs.
Don't get out of bed in the morning because it'll make you liberal.
Don't be born because you'll die.
etc.
I've personally always had a belief that "if I know statement X is bullshit, then its logical to assume any new statement that sounds awfully like statement X is also bullshit."
Like compare the above statements to these classics:
"Playing Dungeons & Dragons will make you worship Satan."
"Playing Doom will make you shoot up schools."
"Playing video games at all will make you hate women."
Yeah, guess what.... it was bullshit when they said it, so its bullshit when anyone else says it too. A lie does not suddenly become fact just because its your side saying it now.
Don't get me wrong: I'm sure there absolutely are people, somewhere, who let fictional media or nerdy collectables ruin their lives.
But I think there's a tendency to place the cart before the horse.
Media can't turn you into something you're not. It's not like Chris-chan was a totally normal person and was totally on the path towards curing cancer before the dark day he first encountered Sonic the Hedgehog. Chances are, if dude hadn't latched onto Sonic, he would've just latched onto something else. He still would've become a legend of autism.
And if I'm honest....
I've lately gotten the feeling that a lot of Kiwis associate fun media with lolcowdom. I mean, I get it: you see people like Chris, Moviebob, Linkara, and see they're all Pokemon fans, and its easy to worry that "if I like Pokemon, I'm no different from them. I'll be a lolcow too."
But look at that from the other side of the telescope: Pokemon is a big franchise, with billions of fans worldwide. The sample size is so large that of course you can find a small handful that turned out to be more queer than a clockwork orange.
And going back to the thing I quoted at the top... again, not to be insensitive, but I've known plenty of people who enjoy media about the paranormal, and yet have maintained a grasp of reality.
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So please, have fun. Watch your cartoons. Listen to your alien abduction podcasts.Buy my new book on Audible.
Just... ya know... make sure you've paid the bills first.
P.S. Just to be clear, I am not defending porn. The statement that "porn causes brainrot" is absolutely correct.
Just to be clear.... I'm only quoting this as a springboard and an example of a general trend. I'm not trying to put this guy down or insult his dead aunt or anything. Sorry for your loss, man.As to people who are consuming crime like hot sauce, reconsider everything about what you are doing.
I had an aunt who was obsessed with Paranormal State and Investigation Discovery. She's dead now.
She thought a shadowy figure was fucking with her and her house. She should have gone to the fucking doctor.
.........................
The thing that gets me though is, lately I've been seeing this kind of take an awful lot on Kiwi Farms.
Don't watch paranormal shows because it'll make you avoid doctors.
Don't read Scott Pilgrim because it'll make you troon out.
Don't play Sonic the Hedgehog because it'll turn you into an autistic furry.
Don't watch anime because it'll make you a NEET.
Don't pet cats because it'll make you a Youtube addict.
Don't eat candy because just one M&M will make you fat and diabetic.
Don't breath oxygen because it'll give you AIDs.
Don't get out of bed in the morning because it'll make you liberal.
Don't be born because you'll die.
etc.
I've personally always had a belief that "if I know statement X is bullshit, then its logical to assume any new statement that sounds awfully like statement X is also bullshit."
Like compare the above statements to these classics:
"Playing Dungeons & Dragons will make you worship Satan."
"Playing Doom will make you shoot up schools."
"Playing video games at all will make you hate women."
Yeah, guess what.... it was bullshit when they said it, so its bullshit when anyone else says it too. A lie does not suddenly become fact just because its your side saying it now.
Don't get me wrong: I'm sure there absolutely are people, somewhere, who let fictional media or nerdy collectables ruin their lives.
But I think there's a tendency to place the cart before the horse.
Media can't turn you into something you're not. It's not like Chris-chan was a totally normal person and was totally on the path towards curing cancer before the dark day he first encountered Sonic the Hedgehog. Chances are, if dude hadn't latched onto Sonic, he would've just latched onto something else. He still would've become a legend of autism.
And if I'm honest....
I've lately gotten the feeling that a lot of Kiwis associate fun media with lolcowdom. I mean, I get it: you see people like Chris, Moviebob, Linkara, and see they're all Pokemon fans, and its easy to worry that "if I like Pokemon, I'm no different from them. I'll be a lolcow too."
But look at that from the other side of the telescope: Pokemon is a big franchise, with billions of fans worldwide. The sample size is so large that of course you can find a small handful that turned out to be more queer than a clockwork orange.
And going back to the thing I quoted at the top... again, not to be insensitive, but I've known plenty of people who enjoy media about the paranormal, and yet have maintained a grasp of reality.
.......................
So please, have fun. Watch your cartoons. Listen to your alien abduction podcasts.
Just... ya know... make sure you've paid the bills first.
P.S. Just to be clear, I am not defending porn. The statement that "porn causes brainrot" is absolutely correct.