Goodbye Volcano High - "The Future of Gaming", The Parody Game of the Beloved Snoot Game Franchise

Bold of you to assume people outside of the Snoot Game fanbase and few KO_OP hanger-ons will actually play this.
You'd be surprised at how many people enjoy a well-written story, even if it ends bittersweetly.
tumblrinas included. At least they used to when I used tumblr but that's close to ten years ago now.

I would really like GVH to cause a shitstorm among the genderspecials. But maybe you're right, probably the most we'll get is Snoot Game fans roasting GVH, not what i expected, but it is better than nothing i guess.
 
¿What the hell is this dialog?. Sounds really awkward and unnatural, do teenagers really speak like this? or are the people at KO_OP that out of touch?
I'm reasonably certain that no one speaks like this unless they're in a TV show. Or a terrible video game made by a bunch of genderspecial Canadians, a nationality so disgucting and bereft of redeeming qualities that there is no greater slur than to simply refer to them as Canadians.
 
I'm reasonably certain that no one speaks like this unless they're in a TV show. Or a terrible video game made by a bunch of genderspecial Canadians, a nationality so disgucting and bereft of redeeming qualities that there is no greater slur than to simply refer to them as Canadians.
Even worse, they're from Quebec, which is essentially Canada's Canada
 
If there is KB+M support for it (there wasn't in the demo) I'll be buying it and sure I'll upload a recording onto YT if its not too long.

hopefully fast enough to get a refund lol
I'm not a native English speaker, but...


¿What the hell is this dialog?. Sounds really awkward and unnatural, do teenagers really speak like this? or are the people at KO_OP that out of touch?

"Im going to become a physician"

Your world is about to FUCKING END. EEEEEEND!! WITH YOU INCLUDED! WHY ARE THEY SO FUCKING CALM?! There is confronting death with dignity and then pretending its not there at all.

STOP PRETENDING YOU ALL ARENT ABOUT TO

DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Even worse, they're from Quebec, which is essentially Canada's Canada

The Canadian California (or is it somehow even worse than it?)
I would really like GVH to cause a shitstorm among the genderspecials.

Doesnt take much for that to happen, these people are emotional powder kegs just waiting for a tiny spark to set them off.
I keep thinking, what if they had leaned into the comet thing and it's a coming of age story...

That ends with you being involved in a death cult having increasingly fucked up rituals as everyone loses their goddamn mind?

That legit sounds like a more realistic (and engaging) game.
 
I'm not a native English speaker, but...


¿What the hell is this dialog?. Sounds really awkward and unnatural, do teenagers really speak like this? or are the people at KO_OP that out of touch?
I didn't think it was possible to out-shit DONTNOD titles but here we are.
I hope the footage is taken from a half-polished demo version and not the final release, the voice over director did a terrible job and the levels don't sound similar (I'm willing to throw ko_op a bone and assume it's from the meme edits)
 
"Im going to become a physician"

Your world is about to FUCKING END. EEEEEEND!! WITH YOU INCLUDED! WHY ARE THEY SO FUCKING CALM?! There is confronting death with dignity and then pretending its not there at all.

STOP PRETENDING YOU ALL ARENT ABOUT TO

DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!
^this.

I repeat, they REALLY shouldn't have spoiled the ending for everyone because everything these characters do in the end it doesn't really matter [/LinkinPark]
 
The continued existence of Quebec is quite possibly the most damning indictment of Canadians and one of the foremost pieces of evidence for them being fit for extermination.
Send them the tanks and army like in October 1970! October_Crisis_1970_TorStar_800_488_90.jpeg
 
The Canadian California (or is it somehow even worse than it?)
California is at least somewhat useful, their agricultural sector is massive and consistently profitable. If California seceded from the union they would become something like the world's seventh largest GDP overnight. They'd be in crippling debt and suffering rolling brownouts, but frankly that's no worse than the majority of the EU at this point. Quebec is far worse.
That ends with you being involved in a death cult having increasingly fucked up rituals as everyone loses their goddamn mind?
The immediate comparisons to trannies would probably be uncomfortable and get the game labeled as radical alt right propaganda in disguise or something.
 
^this.

I repeat, they REALLY shouldn't have spoiled the ending for everyone because everything these characters do in the end it doesn't really matter [/LinkinPark]

That's the thing with the woke; they HAVE to have everything spoiled and dulled for them, because they don't want to risk getting "triggered" or some shit. Heaven forbid there being any kind of shock or surprise; it might elect a response other than dull apathy.

I keep thinking, what if they had leaned into the comet thing and it's a coming of age story...

That ends with you being involved in a death cult having increasingly fucked up rituals as everyone loses their goddamn mind?
The immediate comparisons to trannies would probably be uncomfortable and get the game labeled as radical alt right propaganda in disguise or something.

And yet, the woke deny that they are a cult... it's hilarious, really.
 
I will say this, maybe, just maybe, that scene happens before the news starts going 24 hours " we are all fucked", in which case talking about the future is acceptable. What I'm a lot more flabbergasted by, is assuming that is indeed the case and this shit lasts like 3-4 hours tops, how it can go from a pre meteor setup, to a post meteor announcement and not have everything devolve into fiery yet peaceful protests. The scope of the game is ruined from the outset purely on how absolutely unreal it all is. You can't do a coming of age story where there is no age to come to, you aren't thinking "how can I grow up! can I be myself and get the understanding of my peers?", you would be thinking "what do I want to do in my final moments? oh god, will I die instantly?! Will I survive and have to become a scavenger and sell my body for protection!?!??!". Yet the game expects you to just go with a standard goodbye college narrative when there is nothing after it and specially in a context where nobody will give half a fuck about validating your retarded teenager takes because there are much bigger fish to fry.
 
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