Goodbye Volcano High - "The Future of Gaming", The Parody Game of the Beloved Snoot Game Franchise

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Already 10% off
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Theyre also selling the soundtrack for $9.99 (which is also 10% off lol)
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Some reviews, most are positive and refference Snoot Game:
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Some serious reviews:
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My favorite review so far:
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I think it's actually a pretty good idea to give them a thumbs up, then write a joke review, preferably referencing Snoot game. It pisses them off to no end, but they cannot really complain, cause it's not classical review bombing, since it gives their shitty game a positive rating.
 
This is from a /v/ thread, so it should be taken with a grain of salt, but it seems like Rosa is a MtF tranny.
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Can anyone verify if it is true? Because if it is, then it seems like i just got cursed by Apollo
Peru oso donas said:
So, which one of the dinos you think will be a tranny? My guess is the fat orange one with the flower pattern black dress that also wants to fuck the purple dino the protagonist wants to fuck.
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Peru oso donas said:
This is from a /v/ thread, so it should be taken with a grain of salt, but it seems like Rosa is a MtF tranny. View attachment 5302301
Can anyone verify if it is true? Because if it is, then it seems like i just got cursed by Apollo
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I'd like to take this opportunity to brag that I, too, fucking called it:

Rusty Metal Skull Gun said:
I suspect Rosa might end up being a TIM - she's 5'11" according to the sheets, which is the tallest of the characters, and you know they're going to have a TIM somewhere.
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They made a Telltale game ten years after Telltale went out of business for making this type of game.
 
Holy shit! Christmas came early! So no fucking music on the main menu, no gameplay, only one save, none of the BASIC features in any VN like go back or skip and there is fucking D&D sessions (please, somebody go into more detail on these, I didn't know they were even a thing)?! Jeeeeesus!!

And 5 whole hours! Trannies really are the personification of ineptitude.

Oh snoot game, you won, you won so fucking hard it can't be measured.
 
I had a look through the credits: there looks to have been about 60 full-time employees working on this game (so, not the actors or composer):

Lucie Viatge
Ellen Alsop
Hope Erin Phillips
Kyle McKernan
Saleem Dabbous
Jenna Yow
Omar Dabbous
Robin Caberet
Emma Bell
Marcela Huerta
Samuel Boucher
Hazel Fraticelli
Nick Rudzicz
Max Turnbull
Noe Charron
Jacob Blommestein
Kelly Wright
Christopher Whitman
Charlie Tangora
Badru
Daniel Korn
Farah Coculuzzi
Jaclyn Siou
Francesca Lloren
Graeme Lennon
GP Lackey
Chelsea Smith
Michael Chandler
Jeffrey De La Nuez
Tom Paxton
Dimitri Choukourov
Michelle Ramos
Wan Zhao
Sagan Lee
Loise Liu
Oriana Carletto
Max Morgan
Ivy Zhao
Al K Teng
Finley Hickey
Sarah Gonzales
Kim Kuchenbecker
Linda Li
Matthew Muhart
Kaori Izumiya
Jay Mao
Kayla Kowalyk
Mac Lenters
Ryan McDiarmid
Sarah Nolan
Michelle Lannen
Igor Hatakeyama
Kate Gray
Ramona Maria Caprariu
Grace An
Sarah Shin
Khris Browne
Sarah Elmaleh
Brigitte Naggar
Shayna Moon

Average Canadian salary is about 60,000 leafbucks a year
60 employees * $60,000 * 5 years = $18,000,000

Current price is $36.59 CAD, minus Steam's 30% is $25.61
$18,000,000 / $25.61 =~ 700,000

So they'll need to shift 700,000 copies just to break even. Probably more in practice, because that doesn't include things like advertising, and they'll be paying higher than the average.
kek
 
Rusty Metal Skull Gun said:
I had a look through the credits: there looks to have been about 60 full-time employees working on this game (so, not the actors or composer):

Lucie Viatge
Ellen Alsop
Hope Erin Phillips
Kyle McKernan
Saleem Dabbous
Jenna Yow
Omar Dabbous
Robin Caberet
Emma Bell
Marcela Huerta
Samuel Boucher
Hazel Fraticelli
Nick Rudzicz
Max Turnbull
Noe Charron
Jacob Blommestein
Kelly Wright
Christopher Whitman
Charlie Tangora
Badru
Daniel Korn
Farah Coculuzzi
Jaclyn Siou
Francesca Lloren
Graeme Lennon
GP Lackey
Chelsea Smith
Michael Chandler
Jeffrey De La Nuez
Tom Paxton
Dimitri Choukourov
Michelle Ramos
Wan Zhao
Sagan Lee
Loise Liu
Oriana Carletto
Max Morgan
Ivy Zhao
Al K Teng
Finley Hickey
Sarah Gonzales
Kim Kuchenbecker
Linda Li
Matthew Muhart
Kaori Izumiya
Jay Mao
Kayla Kowalyk
Mac Lenters
Ryan McDiarmid
Sarah Nolan
Michelle Lannen
Igor Hatakeyama
Kate Gray
Ramona Maria Caprariu
Grace An
Sarah Shin
Khris Browne
Sarah Elmaleh
Brigitte Naggar
Shayna Moon

Average Canadian salary is about 60,000 leafbucks a year
60 employees * $60,000 * 5 years = $18,000,000

Current price is $36.59 CAD, minus Steam's 30% is $25.61
$18,000,000 / $25.61 =~ 700,000

So they'll need to shift 700,000 copies just to break even. Probably more in practice, because that doesn't include things like advertising, and they'll be paying higher than the average.
kek
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Wonder if the Undertale, Pizza tower fandoms are gonna put their money where their mouth is or if they will find SOMETHING to complain about a furry fanfiction/porn game made for them. I don't hate Pizza tower I just cannot get over that they need to push LGBT (Faggot) shit onto everything they coomsume.
 
Sleazy Car Salesman said:
They made a Telltale game ten years after Telltale went out of business for making this type of game.
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The Telltale games I've played have been somewhat well-written or humorous or had some other thing that kept me hooked. I'm currently watching the LP linked earlier, I'm like 45 minutes in on 1.25 speed and so far none of the characters are sympathetic to me, Fang especially is a grating, raging cunt who doesn't give anyone the time of day if they don't praise her or her music.

As glitchy as Telltale's Homestar Runner game, Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People, was it stayed true to the franchise it was built around. Maybe it was The Brothers Chap that kept the quality high, IDK. Telltale's The Walking Dead had a compelling, if plain main character and a relatively compelling secondary main character for season 2 and it fit in the universe of the TV version of TWD (not that that says a lot).

How Ko_op have grifted literally millions from the canadian government in grants and spending FIVE. YEARS. in development for this? Uh? Lack of Choose Your Own Adventure "visual novel" rhythm game that constantly glitches the animations, either the lip syncing or the character models entirely, with dialogue quality (both recording wise but also writing quality) being all over the place and at best sounds like a Newgrounds indie animation from 2006 but written in modern zoomer slang that just feels awkward to listen to is beyond me.
It feels like they've not done any QA with outside parties, they just threw it haphazardly together last minute and took a slice and called it their demo, then spent the rest of their time crying about Snoot Game and meanie-bobeanie poopy heads on the Internet laughing at their queerness or banning people from their discord because they didn't praise every single sentence they wrote or dared to have slightly critical reactions.

For crying out loud, the music mini game doesn't matter, you can fail it as hard as you want and nothing happens except Fang being awkward. Even that aspect they couldn't pull off, because I guess it has to be inclusive of handicapped, retarded troons that got their limbs cut off to affirm their dream of being a sexless human nugget, IDK.
 
Activelo said:
Someone also completed the game if you just want to watch it.
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Hoooooly shit. Watched the last 5 minutes. Fang looks like a fucking clown, graphical glitches galore of shit just being wonky and textures changing color. The fucking final minigame defaults to Fangs base appearance for the segment. And you tell me there are people pathetic enough to come to see a bunch of genderspecial faggots perform just as the world is about to end. This is PEAK millenial navel gazing.
Boxbeater said:
Wonder if the Undertale, Pizza tower fandoms are gonna put their money where their mouth is or if they will find SOMETHING to complain about a furry fanfiction/porn game made for them. I don't hate Pizza tower I just cannot get over that they need to push LGBT (Faggot) shit onto everything they coomsume.
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Those faggots aren't fans, or at least not the Pizza Tower ones that need actual competence to finish, much less complete the game. It's just wierdos that insert themselves into popular shit to corrupt it and well, you can already see why they won't come up to bat for this thing. Outside of our little corner mocking it savagely, it will come and go and nobody will give a shit.

The retards that made this should be happy for 5 years of mediocre work thst got paid, but knowing them they probably had panic attacks every week, so they can't even slack off properly.
 
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