Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Rattus Ebrius]

This nigger can work. There are a fuck ton of jobs. He can probably work a week a gas station, get fired, and then repeat for the next year at new ones.

The main reason he isn't working is his current "job" is too exciting to quit. He hoots and hollers over five dollars because it activates his monkey brain.
His sense of long term reward is fried, the idea of working and then getting a paycheck in two weeks is actual torture to him. He isn't capable of waiting for a reward.
If he was a kid participating the marshmallow experiment, he'd eat the marshmallow straight away and then bang on the door demanding another one.

 

[Collections Agent]

The main reason he isn't working is his current "job" is too exciting to quit. He hoots and hollers over five dollars because it activates his monkey brain.
His sense of long term reward is fried, the idea of working and then getting a paycheck in two weeks is actual torture to him. He isn't capable of waiting for a reward.
If he was a kid participating the marshmallow experiment, he'd eat the marshmallow straight away and then bang on the door demanding another one.

This exactly. Also his concept of money in general is probably munted beyond all comprehension. He doesn't have to save up to pay any bills and funny $ number just means more play time for him.

He gets given $200 (more now?) daily for just existing by Stake and pisses it all away within minutes.

Let's imagine he got INSANELY lucky and found like a $30 hour job (with a criminal record and no skills lmao), he would have to work seven hours to get the same amount of cash Stake just gives him for being an addict, before taxes even.

It's very easy for someone with a very damaged and dopamine shattered brain to think that's the dumbest thing ever and never want to change or get a job.

 

[Meiwaku]

His sense of long term reward is fried, the idea of working and then getting a paycheck in two weeks is actual torture to him. He isn't capable of waiting for a reward.

This is more true than you know. Cocaine fucks up your Dopamine receptors so it ruins your delayed gratification and the only thing that makes you "happy" is coke (or i suppose other addiction things)

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

How do we turn the thread tag into a slot machine with cats and raccoons?

 

[Meiwaku]

raccoons

We all know he loves Coons so maybe we could work with that. Give him a black Spade next to his name because he is both a gambling addict and a NLN

 

[dumbledore]

Just for clarity, @Relinquish - this clip is not Austin, its another streamer called Scuffed, he is a veteran crackhead currently streaming from rehab.
Him and Austin actually used to be friends, but nowadays Austin calls him a "rat" for making fun of him.

 

[Relinquish]

Just for clarity, @Relinquish - this clip is not Austin, its another streamer called Scuffed, he is a veteran crackhead currently streaming from rehab.

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Thank you for bringing my attention to this. OP was updated. If somebody manages to find any 2019 clip from his old Runescape streams be sure to mention me in your post so I can update OP

 

[inception_state]

This exactly. Also his concept of money in general is probably munted beyond all comprehension. He doesn't have to save up to pay any bills and funny $ number just means more play time for him.

He gets given $200 (more now?) daily for just existing by Stake and pisses it all away within minutes.

He's Platinum 1, which means he wagered at least $250k to get to that point. The best games have a 1% edge, which means the minimum he is down is $2,500. But based on Austin's blackjack performance the house edge is probably more like 5%. So they have made probably $10,000 plus off of Austin. The daily/weekly/monthly bonuses are determined by Stake, and if he just starts cashing out the daily $200 they will cut off the bonuses. So it's a psychological trap, he only gets that $200 as long as he keeps pissing it away.

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

I'm in awe watching this manbaby go from 25 to 100, down to 5, back up to 100 and finally losing it all, in the span of 10 minutes. The entire time he knows he should stop while he's up and promises to stop at a certain thresholds, but he just fucking can't help himself. I knew people can get addicted to gambling and I've heard horror stories, but to see it raw and uncut like this is genuinely fascinating

 

[Collections Agent]

He's Platinum 1, which means he wagered at least $250k to get to that point. The best games have a 1% edge, which means the minimum he is down is $2,500. But based on Austin's blackjack performance the house edge is probably more like 5%. So they have made probably $10,000 plus off of Austin. The daily/weekly/monthly bonuses are determined by Stake, and if he just starts cashing out the daily $200 they will cut off the bonuses. So it's a psychological trap, he only gets that $200 as long as he keeps pissing it away.

Yes but you have to understand he's likely so addicted that earning $210 through hard work and getting $200 for free are nearly functionally identical and both will be taken by funny cat and raccoon

 

[scumfuck]

Someone is impersonating Josh lmao

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

Yes but you have to understand he's likely so addicted that earning $210 through hard work and getting $200 for free are nearly functionally identical and both will be taken by funny cat and raccoon

Can't have shit in R.I.P City

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

LOL, even if this high roller finds a job and stays with it, whatever money he gets from that will 100% go to his gambling. It's the same case for alcoholics and weed zombies. Worse, he might actually go through the gambler to scammer pipeline in which seriously indebted individuals take on scams to steal money to pay off debts. Many such cases.

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

He's Platinum 1, which means he wagered at least $250k to get to that point. The best games have a 1% edge, which means the minimum he is down is $2,500. But based on Austin's blackjack performance the house edge is probably more like 5%. So they have made probably $10,000 plus off of Austin. The daily/weekly/monthly bonuses are determined by Stake, and if he just starts cashing out the daily $200 they will cut off the bonuses. So it's a psychological trap, he only gets that $200 as long as he keeps pissing it away.

I'm 99% certain the daily reloads have rollover requirements, they always do. Any bonus cash you get from an online casino has to be gambled a certain amount of times before you can withdraw it. Even if he wins BIG (LET'S GOOOO!) with that money he'd still have to gamble it a few more times before he can withdraw it. The point of it is the same as any daily reward, to make you visit the site, app or video game at least one time per day

 

[Elysian]

Someone needs to replace this site’s comic book background with a picture of the cat slots on this thread specifically. Or maybe do it everywhere, make the text neon pink and have it be a selectable theme in the Style Chooser.

 

[inception_state]

I'm 99% certain the daily reloads have rollover requirements, they always do. Any bonus cash you get from an online casino has to be gambled a certain amount of times before you can withdraw it. Even if he wins BIG (LET'S GOOOO!) with that money he'd still have to gamble it a few more times before he can withdraw it. The point of it is the same as any daily reward, to make you visit the site, app or video game at least one time per day

Yeah there probably is a rollover requirement, but I can't seem to find the info on their site.

Just for comparison someone on reddit posted a Stake promotion with a 200% deposit match with a 40x rollover requirement. So if someone deposited $100, they would get a $200 bonus and have $300 in total, requiring $12000 in wagers before making a withdrawal. The even shadier part is that Stake counts rollover based on a 4% house edge, so the expected return is $300 * (0.96 ^ 40) = $58.61. And they also have a maximum bet size to reduce the variance, meaning that the end result is very unlikely to be over $100. The house always wins.

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

LOL, even if this high roller finds a job and stays with it, whatever money he gets from that will 100% go to his gambling. It's the same case for alcoholics and weed zombies. Worse, he might actually go through the gambler to scammer pipeline in which seriously indebted individuals take on scams to steal money to pay off debts. Many such cases.

The thing that looks the most insidious about a gambling addiction is that there is infinite potential for spending. With alcohol if you drink too much at once you literally die so there is a limit to how much alcohol you could drink. You could spend a million bucks on everclear but unless you pour it down the drain or drink yourself to death there's no way you're running out anytime soon. If boss man makes a million dollar bet, whether he wins or loses, that dopamine hit will only last 30 seconds to a minute and then he will need another one, regardless of how much he spent on the last one.

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

I can't seem to find the info on their site.

Here

A wager requirement defines the multiplier in which the sum of your deposit and bonus will need to be turned over. Since the majority of our games have between a 3.5% to 4.5% house edge, we’ve set our wager requirement at a 4% edge. This means that if users play a 1% edged game, it will complete at a 4x slower rate. Thus, the wager requirement would be accumulating at a ratio of $0.25 for every $1 wagered. Conversely, the higher the house edge of the game being played, the less wager required to complete the rollover. While having a wager requirement active, the user’s account will be locked until they meet the requirement set, or alternatively they lose their entire balance (in their relative bonus currency) and have no remaining active bets. Users can check the progress of their wager requirement here . While having an active wager requirement, users are not allowed to wager on certain games.

Never mind, I don't think it actually states the amount of times you have to roll it over. It might vary based on different factors

 

[inception_state]

Here

I meant the actual rollover requirement for their daily/weekly/monthly bonuses. That page has the rules for how the rollover requirement works, but I couldn't find a chart or anything with "Platinum 1 - $200 daily bonus, XY rollover requirement".

 

[Kees H]

I watched him yesterday with a couple of irl frens, hilarious that I finally have a lolcow to share with normies without them looking at me that I am a weirdo obsessed tracking troons. One of the things that was noticed before in the topic, but a high res screenshot from his stream that he unbanned his Runescape e-gf apparently:



I really hope we get some more drama from him, seeing him sperg out about his "gf" cheating was hilarious.