Orbiter Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt / "Kengel" / Saturnella / Thundersteam / OnionNull / sailfish8964 - Autistic adult cyberbully, ISIS apostate, failed lolcow collector, banned from Kiwi Farms

[NerdShamer]

Which do you think would be worse for a son, Chris or Kengle? Granted they're both colossal fuckups but still.

Probably Chris, in a way. Kengle is just slightly less retarded, but he hasn't really had to deal with the consequences of the real world, yet

 

[AnOminous]

Here we are on page 666. Kengle is a hamburger-boiling Satan.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Probably Chris, in a way. Kengle is just slightly less retarded, but he hasn't really had to deal with the consequences of the real world, yet

Honestly he seems like a bit of a shut-in so it's kinda hard to get in trouble if you do little else besides run a website and stay at home. Is there any evidence that he goes outside other than to buy hamburgers to boil?

Here we are on page 666. Kengle is a hamburger-boiling Satan.

Ruining meat in such a way is a sin, but grave enough to be compared to Beelzebub?

 

[AnOminous]

Ruining meat in such a way is a sin, but grave enough to be compared to Beelzebub?

That, and Asmodeus too.

 

[Blackstar]

Kengle has actually worked, contributing to society. I guess you could say that Chris contributed as well, by being the reason for the Farm's existence.

 

[innocent jogger]

Here we are on page 666. Kengle is a hamburger-boiling Satan.

Kengle and Sockness have never been seen in the same place together. I believe they are both forms of the evil NATAS, the challenger of our beloved Jesus Christ Chan Blue-Duck What's-his-name!

 

[Lou Sassle]

In 666 pages of a thread all we've learned can be summed up as:

He's an autistic burger boiling faggot that tried to steal things from multiple autistic faggots.

A life well lived if you ask me. GOB BLESS KENGLE

 

[Kerr Avon]

Kengle commenting on recent Rekieta drama

 

[A Grey Cat]

Here we are on page 666. Kengle is a hamburger-boiling Satan.

that youtube short of him boiling burgers is gonna haunt him to the grave isn't it?

 

[NerdShamer]

that youtube short of him boiling burgers is gonna haunt him to the grave isn't it?

"Here lies Kengle Erwin Engelhardt, who wanted to live an life filled with fun. One where he could boil his burgers before he puts them on an bun. But one of them didn't agree with his tum. So he went to the loo cuz he had an case of the runs. So he shat and shat until he died with TP sticking to his bum."

 

[Stinkyboy]

kengle wants to get cucked by energii king too

 

[Glowie]

That, and Asmodeus too.

And Moloch is the master of the grill

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

That's Kengle's boiled, autistic brain for you: inserting himself into drama that has absolutely nothing to do with him to stick it to Josh, but being really fucking boring in how he goes about it. At least with Ralph we had video of Chris getting arrested and hilarious jokes that came out of his comments supporting Keffals.

 

[lispy0nline]

Kengle has actually worked, contributing to society. I guess you could say that Chris contributed as well, by being the reason for the Farm's existence.

What jobs has K Engel worked? I'd hardly call min wage jobs contributing to society. That's what highschoolers do to make extra money.
Christine's by proxy creation of the forums is hardly a contribution to society as much as it is a creation of a new hobby (documenting everything about her life)

 

[Lithuophile]

What jobs has K Engel worked?

Father of Josh Moon

 

[unfer]

I am concerned recent headlines have awoken Kengle's jihadi spirit, inshallah

 

[Scrumpmonkey]

I am concerned recent headlines have awoken Kengle's jihadi spirit, inshallah

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Mashallah

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Kengle vs Prætor/Caden when?

 

[Lithuophile]

Kengle vs Prætor/Caden when?

Kengle would kill praetor and mail their body parts to the president of Nigeria

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Kengle would kill praetor and mail their body parts to the president of Nigeria

POV: Kengle is kidnapped by Praetor for the Tardmill and he is forced to release the Ox Cube