It's not about saying nice things about men, I'm not a baby, I don't need to be coddled or have my ego soothed with praise. I just want to know your true feelings about the men you personally know. Do they all really fit this description of masculinity you have in your mind? Would you be happy them knowing that you have such a low opinion of them? Do you care about them at all?
Fun fact, my cartoon avatar comes from the music video for Pearl Jam's Do the Evolution from their 5th album Yield released Feb 3, 1998. The video was directed by the Kevin Altieri and Todd McFarlane who worked on Batman: The Animated Series and the comic book Spawn respectively. It's a gold mine for avatars, somehow I think you'd like it.