Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[A_right_horrorshow]

He'd just woken up when he hopped on around this time yesterday. He's a complete degen. I bet he was up having a heart to heart wiht Alyson into the late morning.

"Yo girl, you know you is my boo, sorry for losing my shit. Can I hold ten dollars? I'm on a winning streak fo sho. Gots mah top-g girl back and I knows I'm gonna own that blackjack table tonight ya feel me? So anyways. . .about that 20 you gonna send me? Any update on dat 30 dollars you gonna send me?"

 

[dumbledore]

The paypigs for bossman at least seem like they care about him and want him to win.

I was watching another gambling streamer on the site for curiosity's sake while bossman was offline and the people there are sadistic, the guy was high as fuck and all the comments was shit like "KEEP GAMBLING" "IGNORE YOUR GIRLFRIEND TELLING YOU TO STOP YOU ARE GONNA WIN" "YOU ONLY LOSE IF YOU STOP". Those people would absolutely destroy bossman if they ever discovered him

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Jannies would clean those people from bossman chat, its the most moderated platform just after Reddit.
Also, this Guy(?) is gambling free worthlesscoins.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Also, this Guy(?) is gambling free worthlesscoins.

Only because he ran out of his 1600usd deposit and was trying to rank up to gold

 

[Kees H]

He just came online on Discord. Hoping for a stream soon, I am going into BossmanJack stream relapse.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

He just came online on Discord. Hoping for a stream soon, I am going into BossmanJack stream relapse.

Come on let's get a stream, a stream, a stream bros, come on bros, AWW NOTHING! Well, I'm done. I hate my life. See you guys later.

 

[Ogre Magi]

I'd love to see Austin play some hardcore looter shooters, especially Escape from Tarkov and Rust. EFT doesn't necessarily have gambling, but you have to invest in-game money into your loadouts and basically bet on yourself if you will leave the raid or not, so seeing him get frustrated playing that would be funny. Rust on the other hand isn't as hardcore, however it does have an in-game casino where you can bet scrap. Scrap is the material that is tied to the main progression of learning new blueprints, and is basically used as currency in the community. Seeing him beg for scrap from other players, with a community that can be pretty toxic at times, could be entertaining.

 

[Kees H]

He just went live. According to his Discord he will play Runescape first until he gets his reload in approx 30 mins. He called Alyson babygirl again, so I guess they are back together again.

 

[break these cuffs]

I'd love to see Austin play some hardcore looter shooters, Especially Escape from Tarkov and Rust. EFT doesn't necessarily have gambling, but you have to invest in-game money into your loadouts and basically bet on yourself if you will leave the raid or not, so seeing him get frustrated playing that would be funny. Rust on the other hand isn't as hardcore, however it does have an in-game casino where you can bet scrap. Scrap is the material that is tied to the main progression of learning new blueprints, and is basically used as currency in the community. Seeing him beg for scrap from other players, with a community that can be pretty toxic at times, could be entertaining.

Someone in chat brought up EFT and said it was way too hardcore for them and Austin repeated that he heard it was hard. He'd immediately die a couple raids in a row and quit. It would be funny because he'd waste money that he could have gambled and I'm sure he'd piss and moan about it.

 

[Ethereal Eye]

What if Austin picked up playing Roblox? That game is absolutely saturated by shit that utilizes spins nowadays, and more times than not has gamepasses that try to incentivize you to buy spins. I would die of laughter if he had a fit of rage and went into debt trying to buy spins for some autistic shooting game or fighting game that tempts you to drain your wallet on spins. Or hell, gachas would be perfect for our autismo gambler.

 

[xMasCrack]

We are live folks! Waiting for the stake rejuice, so he can get his paws on some christmas crack. Hopefully that damn racoon or cat pays today!

 

[Ogre Magi]

Someone in chat brought up EFT and said it was way too hardcore for them and Austin repeated that he heard it was hard. He'd immediately die a couple raids in a row and quit. It would be funny because he'd waste money that he could have gambled and I'm sure he'd piss and moan about it.

Dawh... Rust isn't as hardcore and he could probably get some of his paypigs to play with him. He could just freeload in-game off his paypigs as much as he freeloads irl.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

This dude is great. He makes me wish DSP would live stream his crippling gacha addiction, the only form of gambling more retarded.

I've never seen such a condensed lolcow experience. The smug highs and near suicidal lows all in a half hour or less.

How long do you think this is sustainable though? Like he's already fried but at some point you think he'd poison his brain into a mush where he doesn't even have the IQ or energy to tard rage.


Edit: honestly I thought the dude dropped Runescape for harder dopamine hits but the fact he still plays it is massively hilarious. Runescape fucked so many people's lives it's just outstanding the autism it brings out.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

FUCK Runescape this game is RIGGED.

anyway, time for slot machines.

 

[Oxous]

14 minutes into the stream and he's already done playing Runescape, saying it's rigged and "sucks balls". Now he's going to blackjack. I was worried this might be a slow start to the stream

 

[B0ng]

OG B0ng here from the community most of the old heads will know me. Great thread.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

14 minutes into the stream and he's already done playing Runescape, saying it's rigged and "sucks balls". Now he's going to blackjack. I was worried this might be a slow start to the stream

He already lost money (I couldn't tell how much) on blackjack too.

Dude's a fiend. The only reason he isn't winning more is because Runescape/slots/blackjack is rigged.... but he's gonna put more money in. Genius.

 

[break these cuffs]

From the chat brain trust.



Bobby let him know about a monthly bonus, TWENTY SEVEN DOLLARS. Time to Le Bandit! Loves Stake.

15 min till reload.

 

[Oxous]

He already lost money (I couldn't tell how much) on blackjack too.

Only a very special and unique kind of person such as Austin would start howling with excitement because they won 37 cents on blackjack. And then cry out "NO!" when they lose $1.00 thirty seconds later.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

6:1 odds those headphones won't last the night. Dad's gonna be making another run to Walmart once the dunce crashes and burns, spergs out and hulk smashes them

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

I wish I could get that excited over $27